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Bulletslinger32
11 May 2011, 12:56
I did a 1 year stint with Dyncorp in Afghanistan from 2009 to 2010. I have 12 years experience in law enforcement. Anyone got any good suggestions for contract work. I can't find anything right now and Dyncorp isn't letting any info out on there situation.

Silverbullet
11 May 2011, 13:00
I truly don't want to be insulting, however, why would you post something like this?

Not only does it show that you didn't bother to do the slightest bit of research on this site, you failed to post an introduction as was very plainly directed in the email you received from this site upon joining.

Bulletslinger32
11 May 2011, 15:47
Yeah chief, "not to be insulting" but keep your useless observations to yourself. Respectfully.

Gumby2/6
11 May 2011, 15:54
Yeah chief, "not to be insulting" but keep your useless observations to yourself. Respectfully.

wow... :eek:

Jimbo
11 May 2011, 15:54
Bulletslinger32,
There are some great leads out there. The guy to hit up for the best leads is user 'Silverbullet'.

usacivpol
11 May 2011, 15:54
Yeah, that will get the info rolling in.

Virgil Tibbs
11 May 2011, 16:00
hahahahahahah, or should I say.

Whomp whomp whomp, extract inbound.

Buttslinger, wrong answer. Notice the adminstrator tag below Silverbullet's name. Situational awareness ZERO.

gavin
11 May 2011, 16:07
Yeah chief, "not to be insulting" but keep your useless observations to yourself. Respectfully.

Best place for you to find work is at the unemployment office. I can guess why your law enforcement career didn't work out.

Grizz6
11 May 2011, 16:25
Oh man!...sometimes the entertainment on here is priceless!!!

Ranger5280
11 May 2011, 16:31
Lost opportunity.

Blackjack78
11 May 2011, 16:51
Wow. I never post in this thread but just wow. I'm embarrassed. Marked for the bird.

Hot Mess
11 May 2011, 16:53
Yeah chief, "not to be insulting" but keep your useless observations to yourself. Respectfully.

You sir have balls. Unfortunately they are waaaaaaaay bigger than your brains.

Jimbo, awesome:cool:

Ole crusty bastard
11 May 2011, 17:14
Bulletslinger32,
There are some great leads out there. The guy to hit up for the best leads is user 'Silverbullet'.

Seldom do I actually laugh where others can hear me, but this response is one that had/has me smiling ear to ear.

This post might even get into the "how not to post section".

Sorry about the dog piling, but Pelletpusher, you have just kissed your best chance of finding a job goodbye.

I should type quick, as this thread will soon disappear.

The Fat Guy
11 May 2011, 17:54
"Hey man I came to your house to look for a job, but stay out of my mother fucking business CHIEF while I go through your drawers and closets" :eek:

That, my friends, is gonna leave a mark.

Oh and thanks for leaving the play toy on the board cause I had a hard day.

Oh and he is a cop as well, I bet he pushes old ladies over. HEY THAT"S MY JOB!

What's that I hear............

btq96r
11 May 2011, 18:06
The "How Not to Post" forum in the Welcome to SOCNET section hasn't had an addition in over a year...

I'll nominate this. Anyone 2nd?

OldSoldier71
11 May 2011, 18:07
Sometimes dog piling is warranted. This is one of those cases.

Jackass...

Guy
11 May 2011, 18:09
"Hey man I came to your house to look for a job, but stay out of my mother fucking business CHIEF while I go through your drawers and closets" :eek:That pretty much sums it up.;)

Stay safe.

Virgil Tibbs
11 May 2011, 18:14
The "How Not to Post" forum in the Welcome to SOCNET section hasn't had an addition in over a year...

I'll nominate this. Anyone 2nd?

Definitely 2nd this one

Hostile0311
11 May 2011, 18:56
Yo chief, good luck patrolling the Dunkin Donuts parking lot. Save us some of that French Vanilla.

Seanmcd82
11 May 2011, 18:59
Something tells me this must be a joke, lol. Seriously who can be so numb and situationally unaware?

If the spelling weren't so good I would suspect Rat...

Hot Mess
11 May 2011, 19:11
As to the title, all I could think of was this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9CynvMlFyo&NR=1)

Rogueop
11 May 2011, 19:12
Did you not learn that any comment that usually ends in "Respectfully" is usually disrespectful??I mean its not hard , also if you are looking for help, maybe don’t go bighting fingers on others who are trying to help. No wonder DynCorp is not helping you out, they don’t want your dumb ass there!

BOFH
11 May 2011, 19:17
Definitely 2nd this one

All in favor signify by upraised hand.


All opposed will be given the opportunity to do likewise.

Virgil Tibbs
11 May 2011, 19:20
As to the title, all I could think of was this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9CynvMlFyo&NR=1)

Classic. You filled my insomnia ridden night with laughter.

Hostile0311
11 May 2011, 19:20
As to the title, all I could think of was this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9CynvMlFyo&NR=1)

Awesome. The Dude will always abide.:cool:

low country
11 May 2011, 20:07
I have never posted on another posters comments, but WOW! I read much more than I post and have seen this board land folks jobs or contacts at a fantastic rate. On the other hand, this board also has these contacts at the vast majority of contractors CONUS and OCONUS. His world just got a whole lot smaller than he initially realized.

Silverbullet
11 May 2011, 20:11
Yeah chief, "not to be insulting" but keep your useless observations to yourself. Respectfully.

You're too dumb to even understand so I won't waste time trying to explain.

Banned.

Cass
11 May 2011, 20:16
Is this a record or what? The dumb fuck lasted only 7 hours 13 minutes. Not counting Silverbullet's time out for lunch. :redface::o

GirlwithaGlock
11 May 2011, 20:27
This must be the funniest thread I've read so far. I am sitting in my office teary from laughing. Gentlemen, you have made my day - much appreciated :)

Old_Starlight
11 May 2011, 20:46
Is this a record or what? The dumb fuck lasted only 7 hours 13 minutes. Not counting Silverbullet's time out for lunch. :redface::o

Sir, my first thought also after I finished LMAO. Reminds me of a couple of cops I knew on the APP in the Ghan, one of which I PM'd you on.

Too bloody funny ... ohh and I definately support the motion for the "How not to post" thread!:biggrin:

ktek01
11 May 2011, 20:57
Seldom do I actually laugh where others can hear me, but this response is one that had/has me smiling ear to ear.

This post might even get into the "how not to post section".

Sorry about the dog piling, but Pelletpusher, you have just kissed your best chance of finding a job goodbye.

I should type quick, as this thread will soon disappear.

Im betting SB got a few job lead PMs over that.

Dont think he broke a record though, vaguely remember one guy lasting less than 3 hours.

BOFH
12 May 2011, 00:22
I have never posted on another posters comments, but WOW! I read much more than I post and have seen this board land folks jobs or contacts at a fantastic rate. On the other hand, this board also has these contacts at the vast majority of contractors CONUS and OCONUS. His world just got a whole lot smaller than he initially realized.

Agreed...I got to the point I'm at professionally, in large part, due to the contacts and advice I found right here...dude done fucked up!

OfficeSloth
12 May 2011, 00:42
Hahahaha, sometimes I really hate myself for not reading certain threads! That was awesome! CHIEF.... Hahaha

GackMan
12 May 2011, 01:14
My first thought was: I'll be right there chief! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkBiQOYgNVk)

MeatLasagna
12 May 2011, 01:22
First thing that came to mind...
"Not now, CHIEF, I'm in the f**king zone."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqxVos5ZMcI

firemarshalbill
12 May 2011, 01:51
HAHAHAAHHAAH! WHAT A DUMB A$$!!!!!!

Kip
12 May 2011, 03:33
Bahaha.

I love SOCNET.

Back to my lane...

Rooprakoopa
12 May 2011, 03:46
Yeah chief, "not to be insulting" but keep your useless observations to yourself. Respectfully.
2 posts and you already signed your own death warrant. I'm amazed that you even could remotely believe you could come on here and get those 'leads' you so dearly desired with that attitude you have there. Since that's the attitude you have, you're better off finding your 'leads' in an airsoft forum. I'm pretty sure they'll have some 'contractor' job for you there.
All in favor signify by upraised hand.


All opposed will be given the opportunity to do likewise.
Aye. *Raises hand*

clark308
12 May 2011, 23:35
Shit, he's banned. I was wanting to hook him up on my gig. I need quality assholes on my team. Everyone needs someone to go fuel the trucks after missions.

TPT_1113
13 May 2011, 10:01
LOL, what a great laugh while enjoying the first cup of coffee and cig of the day.