USCG PORT SECURITY UNITS/ 27' BOATS

[Stef]

WELL- ANYONE WITH AN OVERVIEW OF THE SPECIALIZED US COAST GUARD PSU's ?

[baboonass]

I heard they're guys with boats, that guard things. Sorta like a Port Security Unit.

[Stef]

Originally posted by baboonass
I heard they're guys with boats, that guard things. Sorta like a Port Security Unit.



:D Cool as a start...This is a scrtach on the surface. PSU's are some kind of a Expeditionary Force, I've heard.

[baboonass]

Stef,

Open microwave door, put knife blade in latch, set to high for 2 min, insert head, push start.

Don't look here for specifics on security units, numbnuts.

[Bravo_One_Three]

So Baboonass:

What exactly is the plan of attack on Iraq? I mean, how many SEALS will be used, what will thier missions be, and, for the sake of conversation, what coordinates will they be landing at? :D




For those without a sense of humor, that was a joke.

[Stef]

Originally posted by baboonass
Stef,

Open microwave door, put knife blade in latch, set to high for 2 min, insert head, push start.

Don't look here for specifics on security units, numbnuts.


:D :D :D See you' ve tried that shit already,crackhead!

[Tuukka]

http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/lexington/44/jaws.mid

[baboonass]

Stef,

Perhaps you too often join your x-spetnatz (nice creds idiot-o) supposed brothers in the drinky-drink house. Bottoms up.

Retard, I just saw your PM, no wonder you didn't post that one. I have an assignment for you, go to the store and find a DICTIONARY.

Not to worry, your function in life is assured; keep on making the monkeys look good.

Have the best day ever!

[DFC5343]

Stuf...not that baboonass needs any back up but stuff a tampon in your snivel hole and walk away.

[Stef]

Originally posted by baboonass
Stef,

Perhaps you too often join your x-spetnatz (nice creds idiot-o) supposed brothers in the drinky-drink house. Bottoms up.

Retard, I just saw your PM, no wonder you didn't post that one. I have an assignment for you, go to the store and find a DICTIONARY.

Not to worry, your function in life is assured; keep on making the monkeys look good.

Have the best day ever!

SURE, YOU ARE A REAL BABOON ASSHOLE, BROTHER! OR A MENTAL WARD OUTPATIENT...
SAD, BUT IS YOURS- KEEP IT THIS WAY!:D :D :D AND IF I WAS A BELEIVER- WAS GONNA PRAY FOR YOU!
SPETZNAZ IS ONLY A LEGEND FOR YOU...AND STILL SCARE YOU SHITLESS!

NOW STOP YOUR VERBAL DIARIA, AND STOP MISUSE THE BOARD.

MY SIMPLE POSTING WAS FOR THE US COAST GUARD NAWAL COASTAL WARFARE UNITS, CAPPISH???

[SHOOB]

Hey Comrade, the Cold War's over. You are a new guy asking questions, what do you think you are going to get. Please stop using caps too because I am going blind reading them.

[Stef]

Originally posted by SHOOB
Hey Comrade, the Cold War's over. You are a new guy asking questions, what do you think you are going to get. Please stop using caps too because I am going blind reading them.


Roger that. 10X , SHOOB!:)

[Bravo_One_Three]

Oh, thank the lord I didn't get the cheap seats for this one... I'm gonna get me a beer and watch this one unfold.

[lj98]

Don't post much (normally just sit and read), but between the lucid thread, and a couple o these latest, I'd like to nominate this as one of the funniest days on the boards here.

[Stef]

Originally posted by lj98
Don't post much (normally just sit and read), but between the lucid thread, and a couple o these latest, I'd like to nominate this as one of the funniest days on the boards here.

Holly Shit! At least someone is happy...God Bless TX!:eek:

[DFC5343]

Steponmy....read my above post....

[Tosh]

Ho ho ho. Where's Dolph Lungren when we need him?

Tosh

[zog]

It's cold and getting colder here in DC. As the embers finally die down from mister lucid, I just think it's a damned shame the flames on screen dont warm up the house...

[zog]

Originally posted by Bravo_One_Three
So Baboonass:

What exactly is the plan of attack on Iraq? I mean, how many SEALS will be used, what will thier missions be, and, for the sake of conversation, what coordinates will they be landing at? :D
For those without a sense of humor, that was a joke.

OK, ADMINS: if this doesn't violate OPSEC ....

A major league dogpile, with Seals and other SPECOPS sneaking up... uh, don't look know, but ....

[Bravo_One_Three]

Yes Zog, you got me... :rolleyes:

[Stef]

Originally posted by DFC5343
Steponmy....read my above post....




:D :cool: ,admin- you know your stuff.

I am sorry if I crossed the line a bit, but read above...

[Bravo_One_Three]

Sarcasm detector failing, must lash out vainly in an attempt to divert attention away from my own stupidity... if I can just... reach... my... utility belt...

[baboonass]

Stef,

Sorry it took me so long to get back to you but, you are indeed a gayporn legend and, I STILL SCARE SHITLESS

You may be worth tolerating, perhaps you have some younger, goodlooking, and equally stupid sisters. Do post pics! (but not the ones with animals)

Have the best day ever!


PS. antifreeze is not the same as Vodka

[grrlcop74]

I cannot believe you men have left it incumbent upon moi to point out the obvious to poor Stef--

WHAT EXACTLY DOES THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION HAVE TO DO WITH U.S. NAVY SBTs???????

And to that end, I must add.....

[DFC5343]

Originally posted by Stef





:D :cool: ,admin- you know your stuff.

I am sorry if I crossed the line a bit, but read above...

Hey circle jerk pivot boy...figure out how you got your head out of your ass and put it back. I am in no mood for your Mr. Dildo humor. Next time you spew I want it to be muffled by the walls of your colon squeezing the air out of your head.

[Stef]

Originally posted by baboonass
Stef,

Sorry it took me so long to get back to you but, you are indeed a gayporn legend and, I STILL SCARE SHITLESS

You may be worth tolerating, perhaps you have some younger, goodlooking, and equally stupid sisters. Do post pics! (but not the ones with animals)

Have the best day ever!


PS. antifreeze is not the same as Vodka


Whatever...tough talker, wannabe...
There's the picture.
You are the exact type, damaging the immage of true American Sevicemen around the World....and the prejuduce stays forever.
Transmission ends here. :mad:

[Stef]

Originally posted by grrlcop74
I cannot believe you men have left it incumbent upon moi to point out the obvious to poor Stef--

WHAT EXACTLY DOES THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION HAVE TO DO WITH U.S. NAVY SBTs???????

And to that end, I must add.....


OK, Girl- I give up! It has a lot to do, ist's a whole new Concept of joint Naval Coastal Warfare....I guess is irrelevant. And- Dept. of Home Land Defence, not a DOT anymore.

Have fun, smile!:D :D :D

[Stef]

Originally posted by DFC5343


Hey circle jerk pivot boy...figure out how you got your head out of your ass and put it back. I am in no mood for your Mr. Dildo humor. Next time you spew I want it to be muffled by the walls of your colon squeezing the air out of your head.


10-4, like the lingo...

[zog]

Hmmm, think of the weight to firepower ratio on this li'l critter...

Originally posted by grrlcop74
I cannot believe you men have left it incumbent upon moi to point out the obvious to poor Stef--

WHAT EXACTLY DOES THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION HAVE TO DO WITH U.S. NAVY SBTs???????

And to that end, I must add.....

[MK19 (mod 3)]

Yeah it would definitely flip over if that .50 cal were actually fired from that boat; I bet it would be a fun ride though.

[Sean0352]

A Spets pic. I got one just like that on a pocket calendar

[baboonass]

Stef,

You weren't invited to scratch your wormy butt on this porch, don't complain about the carpet!

In the unlikely event your "x-spetznaz" and currently law enforcment, you must be the most junior mole in the hole, for your understanding of security considerations is frightening.

Have the best day ever!

[Stef]

Originally posted by baboonass
Stef,

You weren't invited to scratch your wormy butt on this porch, don't complain about the carpet!

In the unlikely event your "x-spetznaz" and currently law enforcment, you must be the most junior mole in the hole, for your understanding of security considerations is frightening.

Have the best day ever!

Baby...you don't even have anything to say abou yourself...Get the Dictionary/English, as you don't get it on any other survival languages/!
Or the Secrecy of your job doesn't allow to know what you are doing?
Understandable. Read the boards, so you can keep your tough talk...almost like the Real Men.
Don't bother to reply...

[SHOOB]

I am going to be able to do the wash on my stomach again from laughing so hard.
HAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stef]

Originally posted by SHOOB
I am going to be able to do the wash on my stomach again from laughing so hard.
HAHAHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL, Shoob- this is a free Disneyland for you, huh...

Keep smilin', brother!

[MK19 (mod 3)]

I will reply there stefy.

We here on this site know who baboonass is and what he does for this country. His credentials are bona fide and he does a job that I'm sure dwarfs anything you've ever even considered in your life.

Right now all YOU are is some internet poser spewing useless drivel with a hint of security/opsec oriented questions. Why the hell should you get the time of day from someone who is verified as legitimate when we have know idea who the fuck you are.

So unless you come to the table with something worth posting or some verifiable creds, Shut Up.

I'm sure you have already overstayed your welcome though.

Ba-bye

[baboonass]

Perhaps you'd prefer Hangul or Espanol?

If I really must chest beat, I was the best damn sheep herder this side of the Mississippi. Unlike the "real men" my flock never ran when I approached.

Give me a few days to find a scary poster, my self-worth is at an alltime low, and it might help me to get it up again.

Have the best day ever!

[Stef]

Originally posted by MK19 (mod 3)
I will reply there stefy.

We here on this site know who baboonass is and what he does for this country. His credentials are bona fide and he does a job that I'm sure dwarfs anything you've ever even considered in your life.

Right now all YOU are is some internet poser spewing useless drivel with a hint of security/opsec oriented questions. Why the hell should you get the time of day from someone who is verified as legitimate when we have know idea who the fuck you are.

So unless you come to the table with something worth posting or some verifiable creds, Shut Up.

I'm sure you have already overstayed your welcome though.

Babye


Well...I am heading to a hot and sandy place anytime soon(no, not Hawaii), so you will not have to deal with me, brother...

You can still chatting around, I am cool with that.

Relax, and have fun!

[Bravo_One_Three]

A hot, sandy place? You're crawling even FURTHER up your own ass? Damn... good on ya Stef.

[specwarnet]

I'm betting he doesn't get to 15 posts before his account's shut down.

I have a special link for you Stef.

Special Link for Stef - No one else click here! (http://www.goatse.cx/)

I mean it, that link is for Stef only!

[SHOOB]

must.......eh... not..ahhh ....................click

[NewportBarGuy]

Thanks a lot T!

I tried your link, and am now using my palm pilot. My computer is on fire. How'd you do that?

[specwarnet]

damit I TOLD you guys not to LOL
Guess that was pretty silly to assume that he'd be the only one.

PS, I used an undocumented API call (http://www.dragon-tails.com/comics/archive.php?date=030118) to set your PC on fire =)

[SHOOB]

Ya thanks T, now I am fucked for the rest of the day. LOL I have to send this out people at work. LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Stef]

Originally posted by specwarnet
damit I TOLD you guys not to LOL
Guess that was pretty silly to assume that he'd be the only one.

PS, I used an undocumented API call (http://www.dragon-tails.com/comics/archive.php?date=030118) to set your PC on fire =)


Yerrr, I am getting prety famous around ol' bys here, huh...
:D :D :D ...Is this a simple respect to my madness?Or your sense of humor has been surgically removed by birth,Brother?

(Sorry-can't look at your "Fire Web Site", Departmental block prevented me- but sure, endless number of Curious Cats stepped on this landmine, huh...)

Talk to me, fellas- I didn' know you are such a friendly bunch!
( Some of you, I mean...:) :) :) )!

[Stef]

Originally posted by Bravo_One_Three
A hot, sandy place? You're crawling even FURTHER up your own ass? Damn... good on ya Stef.

No, Brother- you are...Get out of your shell with this super secretive brain wash, paranoia!
Live normally- it does not hurt! At least try...

/ The Cold War is over, somebody told me!/:confused:

[baboonass]

OK, now were really really curious, a hot sandy place.

OOHHH NO Are you a; Tasmanian/ninja/devil/commando? Or going to go empty your boyfriends kitty litter at the bathhouse?

Best O' luck in the chocolate starfish hunt!

[Stef]

Originally posted by baboonass
OK, now were really really curious, a hot sandy place.

OOHHH NO Are you a; Tasmanian/ninja/devil/commando? Or going to go empty your boyfriends kitty litter at the bathhouse?

Best O' luck in the chocolate starfish hunt!


Sit on the soffa, turn the TV on,get some beer and feel great as every day, Warrior!

Seems - you have a real Gay turn-on wishes...way too many, huh!They may come true...keep on banging the door!
Did Uncle Bill let you slip trough the cracks...or Monica?
* * *
By the way- this is getting realy stupid- exactly like you; let's cut it here, for the other's sake!:o

[DFC5343]

I think Stef is a girl....;)

[Stef]

Originally posted by DFC5343
I think Stef is a girl....;)

:p Admin...My cover BLOWN, damn it!!!
By YOU? Can't beleive it...Keep on blowing it, guys!:D :D :D

[baboonass]

I like picking on the less advantaged, its makes up for not being able to get off the couch.

Hey you can't talk about the best ex-president ever like that !!!!...... oh wait your not, oops.


Stef, as long as I keep you busy here, someones sheep are safe!

[Bravo_One_Three]

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[Bravo_One_Three]

I didn't know they still recruited Spetznatz Operators from the Republic of Dumbassfuckistan since the breakup.

I did a we search and found your photo without the mask... amazing what Google can do!

[brewmonkey]

Originally posted by Bravo_One_Three
I didn't know they still recruited Spetznatz Operators from the Republic of Dumbassfuckistan since the breakup.

I did a we search and found your photo without the mask... amazing what Google can do!

Screw google, beer goggles wouldn't even help!!!


Hahahahahahahaha.......

[zog]

Hey, where did you find that picture??
This is an OPSEC and PERSEC violation extroidanaire!!!
You've gone and blown the cover for supergeneticmutantsealforcereconspecopsrangerparaj umper LUCID!!!!

[Stef]

Originally posted by baboonass
I like picking on the less advantaged, its makes up for not being able to get off the couch.

Hey you can't talk about the best ex-president ever like that !!!!...... oh wait your not, oops.


Stef, as long as I keep you busy here, someones sheep are safe!


Finaly- "picking up on the less advantaged"...
That's all you can do, chicken...the way you are brought ,Big Shot!Tell war stories to Momma, she will hug you,Baby...
Well, this time you have dialed a wrong number!
__________________________________________________ __
"Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco...If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'."
__________________________________________________ __

I will barely reply to the spectators, you are the MAIN idiot here...
Feeling important now, right!
;)

[Stef]

Originally posted by Bravo_One_Three
I didn't know they still recruited Spetznatz Operators from the Republic of Dumbassfuckistan since the breakup.

I did a we search and found your photo without the mask... amazing what Google can do!

Can't beleive...Sure, you have a full collection of Gay Porn, scratching your anus in orgasm...Damn it, Bro...When did you turn the signals? Or being molested like a kid left you that way?

-----------------------------
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

[Jimbo]

Originally posted by Bravo_One_Three
Republic of Dumbassfuckistan

Please don't let this thread ever die. Seriously. Pure gold.

[Stef]

Originally posted by Jimbo


Please don't let this thread ever die. Seriously. Pure gold.


After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

[Stef]

Originally posted by brewmonkey


Screw google, beer goggles wouldn't even help!!!


Hahahahahahahaha.......

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
:D "Enemy fighters, 2 o'clock!

Roger, what should I do till then?"

Answer:
Bend over, as usualy, and feel it... like you are taking shit backwards...with a Horse breathing up your neck...
It's me, Sister...me, behind you!

[baboonass]

Stef aka BeeBites

I'd love to keep the flock safer for a bit longer, but I've a dinner date.

I've seen your pic and it's getting harder to justify an extended courtship.

Do post some exiting posters/war stories/pics so I may be pursuaded to further this romance upon my return.

Have the best day ever!

[Stef]

Originally posted by baboonass
Stef aka BeeBites

I'd love to keep the flock safer for a bit longer, but I've a dinner date.

I've seen your pic and it's getting harder to justify an extended courtship.

Do post some exiting posters/war stories/pics so I may be pursuaded to further this romance upon my return.

Have the best day ever!

You have molested all the sheep already, Terminator, "safe flock", my ass! And who on Earth will have a date with a hairy ass like you???Liar, find another excusse...
Send me a pic of your ugly date- EVEN I may go out of my way and do her- for your sake, impotent Comrade!
( IF she took a shower this month again)
:p

[Stef]

Originally posted by SHOOB
must.......eh... not..ahhh ....................click



Will start charging for this show! In real, green US$...I did not started, anyways...

www.debka.com (FYI)

[Sean0352]

So did Stef just sit and post numerous times to laugh at his own jokes? Maybe it's a Soviet plot to take over the net by spam.....

[Stef]

Originally posted by Stef


You have molested all the sheep already, Terminator, "safe flock", my ass! And who on Earth will have a date with a hairy ass like you???Liar, find another excusse...
Send me a pic of your ugly date- EVEN I may go out of my way and do her- for your sake, impotent Comrade!
( IF she took a shower this month again)
:p

Now go to your village with the sign...I know where are you hidin'!

[Stef]

Originally posted by Sean352
So did Stef just sit and post numerous times to laugh at his own jokes? Maybe it's a Soviet plot to take over the net by spam.....


Another dumbass entering!!!
The Soviets are gone for a decade or more, STUPIDO! But we are around...the old guard you can learn from!
And I 'nt saying no jokes, now go back to Mammy...

[Stef]

Originally posted by sirenx


Didn't I tell ya Dave? Takes one to know one. Stef your ability to send such an enormous amount of time answering all of the insults handed out to you is truly comendable...Perhaps those extra mental health days you were made to take have given you the extra free time. Hope you don't get that service revolver back anytime soon.


Siren...
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
That's why I am not even trying to argue with you,Siren sister...

Now go and kiss Daddy, is time to bed!

[SHOOB]

Stef did you use to be neoprogressivedoraemon?

[DFC5343]

Bye Bye Love...your red ass is a nut cushion for Stalin now...:D

[baboonass]

Back.... Are there any girls in SoCal who aren't vegans?

DFC if you kick him off, I'll have no one to feed my miserable ego, what will I do on my breaks from writing my paper? How can life go on?

[DFC5343]

OK....She is asking why...shall I reinstate?

[MK19 (mod 3)]

It was getting to be pretty entertaining, but I guess our baboonassed SEAL has the final call seeing as how this is a SBT forum and he had the ball.

[DFC5343]

www.stef.freesavers.com

[lj98]

wrong link....
http://www.stef.freeservers.com/

[bsmart]

This Stef character reminds me of a very simiilar character that was on Specialforces.net. Used to say that Spetznaz had it all over the rest of the worlds SF's. Boris or something like that, but more like shit for brains.
Hey Kristen, you remember the guy I'm talking about. Used to get real flustered when someone pulled his chain. A real Nekulturny Khuligani, wouldn't know his ass from his joystick(if he's got one!)

Johnno

[baboonass]

DFC I trust your finely attuned retard antenna