Movie Quotes / Best Single Line from a Movie

[xfrogTX]

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Jesse Ventura's character Blain in Predator.
Do you suppose he meant extinct?:rolleyes:

[GackMan]

Hi. I'm, uh, I'm a pet psychiatrist. I sell couch insurance. Mm-hmm, and I - and I test-market positive thinking. I lead a weekend men's group, we specialize in ritual killings. Yeah, you look great! God, yeah! Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm Martin Blank, you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, but I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough.

[billdawg]

In the top five of all time gangster movies. (And anyone who thinks Godfather III is in that top five you can leave now).

Agreed. GF rocks. Casino is right behind it.

My favorite part is when he pistol whips the fuck out of the neighbor guy, who molested his girlfriend.

[Bearcat06]

Hi. I'm, uh, I'm a pet psychiatrist. I sell couch insurance. Mm-hmm, and I - and I test-market positive thinking. I lead a weekend men's group, we specialize in ritual killings. Yeah, you look great! God, yeah! Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm Martin Blank, you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, but I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough.

That was on TV last night....awsome movie.

When I bumped into Mr. Cuasak at NRT last Nov, I made sure to tell him it was my favorite movie of his... :biggrin:

[Bearcat06]

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

[Hopeless Civilian]

" I feel the need.....the need.....for SPEED!"

[billdawg]

" I feel the need.....the need.....for SPEED!"

Oh great, you had to go all gay on us,:biggrin:

[btq96r]

Oh great, you had to go all gay on us,:biggrin:

I've heard girls claim that it was made for women of the 80's but I'm tossing out the bullshit flag on that one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHklGtW3rwU

Enjoy!

[079E/R]

From Total Recall:

**Gunshot** (into Sharon Stone's medulla oblongata)

Quaid/Hauser: 'Consider that a divorce'!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rziE39JWfs

[Shadow]

"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do..."

[armyscout33]

Anyone know this one?
What, you spare the women?
Hell no, we rape the shit out of them at the old number 6 dance.

great movie

[Okie75]

YOU ...... CAN ....... DO ....... IT!!!

All Day Long!!!

--The Waterboy

[Joe33]

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

Great call! Totally forgot about how much I liked that movie-

"I WANT MY $2!"

"I've been going to this high school for six years! I'm no dummy!"

[Danno]

Not really a movie per say but a great show "East Bound and Down" aka "Kenny Powers"......

1."Listen up you beautiful bitch I'm about to fuck you up with some truth"

2. "I'm Kenny Fuck'N Powers I can throw a baseball faster than fuck"

3. "If there is two things I hate its losing, and the second thing I hate the most is losing agianst cancer."

[GackMan]

I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight... If he bothers me, or if there's a woman... Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

[sarmed1]

"....and Lieutenant, there are no bad crews; just bad leaders." the Chief in GI Jane

mk

[Taser]

Not one from Animal House?

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D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

[OldSwabbie]

I had to do some searching and get my favorites...

Cool Hand Luke , (1967), “What we have here is a failure to communicate”,
Captain (Strother Martin)

Casablanca , (1942), “Play it again, Sam”,
Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart)

Dirty Harry , (1971), “Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”,
Inspector “Dirty” Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)

The Godfather , (1972), “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse”, Michael Corleone
(Al Pacino)

Taxi Driver , (1976), “You talkin’ to me?”, Travis Bickle
(Robert DeNiro)

Sudden Impact , (1983), “Go ahead. Make my day”,
Inspector “Dirty” Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)

Top Gun, (1986), “Your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash”,
Captain Tom “Stinger” Jordan (James Tolkan)

Pirates of the Caribbean, (2003), “You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before?”,
Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)

Karate Kid , (1984), “Wax on, wax off”,
Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita)

Con Air, (1997), “There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you”,
Cameron Poe (Nicolas Cage)

Braveheart, (1995), “The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked”,
Stephen (David O’Hara)

Die Hard, (1988), “Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherfucker”,
John McClane (Bruce Willis)

In the Heat of the Night , (1967), “They call me Mr. Tibbs”,
Virgil Tibbs (Sidney Portier)

LAST but NOT least...

Apocalypse Now, (1979), “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory”,
Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore (Robert Duvall)

[sarmed1]

nah.. I saw one other AH earlier.... I always like:

"I'd like 10,000 marbles please"

mk

[seagis]

Anyone know this one?
What, you spare the women?
Hell no, we rape the shit out of them at the old number 6 dance.

great movie

"It's all right, Taggart. Just a man and a horse getting hung out there."

One of my favorite films. :smile:

[rhea]

"You can't do that"
Scene 8 "Check This Out"
Take The Lead

[Derka Derka]

Im sure ill get crap for posting a quote from an O liver S tone movie here :biggrin: but i think there were some good performances in this flick from some good actors.
My favorite quote is Joe Pescis characters monologue..

Joe Pesci: Everybody’s flipping sides all the time. It’s fun and games, man, fun and games…there’s more of this than you can dream…Who the fuck pulls whose chain? Who the fuck knows? Oh what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive!"

Kevin Costner: Who shot the President?

Joe Pesci:"Why don’t you fucking stop it? Shit! This is too fucking big for you, you know that? Who did the President? Who killed Kennedy? Fuck man! It’s a mystery. It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fucking shooters don’t even know!! Don’t you get it!?"

http://www .youtube.com/watch?v=_40kJlo9P4g (theres a space between www and the .)

[random]

"Now, bring me that horizon."

[s1chmoe]

"Your a daisy if you do" Doc Holiday in Tombstone not sure if already posted.

"what we do in this life echoes in eternity" Gladiator

[Billy L-bach]

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0466327/): You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

[Bearcat06]

No, wait! Doc. Doc. The-the-the bruise - the bruise on your head. I know how that happened! You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink. And that's when you came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor... Which... is what makes time travel possible.

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

[Hopeless Civilian]

Another good quote from 'Secondhand Lions"

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love...true love never dies. You remember that boy, you remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see a person should believe in those things because those are the things worth believing in.

[trident86]

"You are like a giant coc<-blocking robot, like developed in a secret f---ing government lab!"

--Columbus from "Zombieland"

[cpart84]

Do you like apples?

-yeah

Well I got her numbah. How do ya like dem apples?

[random]

Another good quote from 'Secondhand Lions"

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love...true love never dies. You remember that boy, you remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see a person should believe in those things because those are the things worth believing in.

Such a good movie. I need to watch it again.

[Blackjack7]

" Pain heals, chicks dig scars and glory lasts forever"

Shane Falco (Keano Reeves) in "The Replacements"

[yojinbukai]

You will be mine, like my dog, or my horse, or my falcon, except that I shall love you more - and trust you less.

Ramses (Yul Bryner) in the Ten Commandments.

[PV74RU78]

"See if you can guess, what I am now"

"I'm a ZIT!!!"

Bluto Plutarski, Animal House

[Joe33]

Braveheart:
"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."

Braveheart:
The pre-battle speech to the Scots.

Slapshot:

"Your wife's a dyke! She eats pussy!"

[Wintersmith66]

Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells so, uh, that'll do, pig
Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I ever heard! And you stole it from a movie.
Zombieland

[Bravo Five Romeo]

Casablanca , (1942), “Play it again, Sam”,
Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart)One of my all time favorite films.
But that line, though often quoted, is not actually ever spoken in the movie.

[Rough Raven]

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

"It's not a tumor!"

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

Quigley Down Under has some great ones: "Lady, you're about a half a bubble off plumb, and that's fer sure and fer certain."

and

"I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it."

[earlybroncogirl]

The original Star Trek. Capt Kirk says to Spock...

"Peace...thru superior firepower"

[Papa Smurf]

Munro: "The situation is that his guns are bigger than mine and he has more of them. We keep our heads down while his troops dig 30 yards of trench a day. When those trenches are 200 yards from the fort and within range, he'll bring in his 15-inch mortars, lob explosive rounds over our walls, and pound us to dust."

[Joe33]

Munro: "The situation is that his guns are bigger than mine and he has more of them. We keep our heads down while his troops dig 30 yards of trench a day. When those trenches are 200 yards from the fort and within range, he'll bring in his 15-inch mortars, lob explosive rounds over our walls, and pound us to dust."

Is that from Last of the Mohicans?

[Papa Smurf]

Is that from Last of the Mohicans?

Yup... :biggrin:

[Joe33]

Yup... :biggrin:

Good flick! Couple of pretty gay lines, but hey, nothin's perfect.:biggrin:

Plus I always thought Madeline Stowe was one of the hotter women in Hollywood. Or at least was in the 90s...

[Justaclerk]

"Hail. Hail. Hail."

From IMO the best of the Chinese dynasty films: Hero.

[sarc88]

"....how is it that YOU are travelling West?"

"Well, Lieutenant, we face north, and then...real subtle like....we turn left"

Hawkeye

[BigNickT]

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it".

William Munny

Tax out

[TennesseeDave]

"It ain't dyin' I'm talking about, Woodrow. It's livin'."

Gus McCrae, the greatest character ever.

[ET1/ss nuke]

Boring! Kill them both. I'm missing Antiques Road Show.

[Longrifle]

Gus McCrae, the greatest character ever.
Indeed, and closely followed by Woodrow Call.

Most folks don't know how closely those two parallel the lives of Charles Goodnight and Oliver Loving. Worth researching if you don't know...

One of the best, if not THE best, westerns ever made, IMO.

[Mikey G]

LtCol Slade's entire speech from Scent of a Woman is quotable, but I won't do it, here is a more notable line:
Slade: Outta order? I'll show you outta order! You don't know what outta order is, Mr. Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old; I'm too tired; I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place!


Tallahassee after getting sprayed with perfume and subsequently apologized to:
It's OK, but FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a lot less than that. You get....45% power. *punch*

[Papa Smurf]

John Winger: "We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 and 1."

[godfather]

I'm a lead farmer mother fucker!

[billdawg]

Indeed, and closely followed by Woodrow Call.

Most folks don't know how closely those two parallel the lives of Charles Goodnight and Oliver Loving. Worth researching if you don't know...

One of the best, if not THE best, westerns ever made, IMO.

I agree. Another one from that show.

"I won't tolerate rudeness in a man,"

This was right after he lays a beat down on a guy in the middle of the street.

[sarc88]

"I'm Agent Johnson with the FBI, and this is Special Agent Johnson. We're not related"

Die Hard

[STOIC1]

"I don't give a ten-penny fuck about your moral conundrum you meat-headed shit sack !".
-Bill The Butcher
"Gangs of New York"

[xfrogTX]

Quints speech from Jaws..."and that's why I won't put on a life preserver again". Isn't a single line, but many on this thread are not.

[JAFO]

"It's the biggest joke of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow...And while you're jumping from one foot to the other, he's up there laughing his sick fucking ass off!"

Al Pacino in the Devil's Advocate

[billdawg]

" Not one more fucking word, or I'm gonna stab you in the heart with this fucking pencil, so help me, God"

Dennis Farina in 'Midnight Run'

[billdawg]

"I'll tell you what. Why don't I bend you over the table and pop you in the keister. I mean that's your persuasion, you just said so.I'll send you home, with an 'I just pumped the neighbrs cat' look on your face"

"The only thing that's going to beat you to the brig, is the lights of the ambulance you're riding in"

"Do you want to know what's black and bleeding, if it don't shut it's mouth?"

"This doesn't mean we're going to swap spit in the showers until the wee hours of the night Corporal Jones"

Gunny Highway-Heartbreak Ridge A lot of good lines in that movie.

[Papa Smurf]

Joker: "Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And..."

[Max Power]

Makes me chuckle every time, just one of many awesome quotes from the movie -

Ellerby: Go f**k yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from f**king your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from f**king my father.

[xfrogTX]

What movie is that, Max?

[Hot Mess]

What movie is that, Max?

The Departed

[xfrogTX]

Probably already covered, didn't see it: "A riot is an ugly thing...and it's about time we had one"! Young Frankenstein

[maim]

The Departed,

great quotes

I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me.

Sums my freaking life up.

Best,

M

[Papa Smurf]

OK, while this isnt from a movie it has to be one of the most memorable quotes ever to appear on TV...

"It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!"

Later in the WKRP news room ... (with the most serious dead pan look on his face...) "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!" -- Arthur Carlson (the late Gordon Jump)

:biggrin::biggrin:

[rhea]

OK, while this isnt from a movie it has to be one of the most memorable quotes ever to appear on TV...

"It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!"

Later in the WKRP news room ... (with the most serious dead pan look on his face...) "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!" -- Arthur Carlson (the late Gordon Jump)


:biggrin::biggrin:

I loved that show! Remember the character that used to have the invisible office?

[Justaclerk]

A couple from Ronin:

"What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?" (The ultimate poser questions from a movie).

"Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt."

"They chose wrong."

[Papa Smurf]

I loved that show! Remember the character that used to have the invisible office?

That was Les - he had tape on the floor showing where the walls and door were and you had to 'knock' before he would acknowledge your presense. :cool:

I still use references from that show when I am at work - the older ones get it, the younger ones don't have a clue...

[pirana]

The General: I don't listen to hip-hop!

From South Park, Bigger, Longer and Uncut

[xfrogTX]

"I'm what you call a repeat offender, I repeat, I WILL offend again! I get my orders from a HIGHER source"! Anonymous Bad Guy, Robocop

[GackMan]

"What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?" (The ultimate poser questions from a movie).

I always thought it was better the 2nd time.

"How the fuck should I know?"

[specialist_engr]

CON AIR:

Nicolas Cage - "Put the bunny back in the box."

Garland Greene - "What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?" (for a man convicted of driving across three states wearing a young girls head as a hat.... just gotta love it)

And Fight Club:

"Sticking a feather up your butt does not make you a chicken"

[Stanley_White]

From Ronin: "When there is doubt then there is no doubt."

From King of New York: "I never killed anybody that didn't deserve it."

-Stan

[Jimbo]

The context makes this quote.

"They chose wrong."

Jean-Pierre: But you understand it.
Sam: What do you mean, I understand it?
Jean-Pierre: The warrior code. The delight in the battle, you
understand that, yes? But also something more. You understand there
is something outside yourself that has to be served. And when that
need is gone, when belief has died, what are you? A man without a
master.
Sam: Right now I'm a man without a paycheck.
Jean-Pierre: The ronin could have hired themselves to new masters.
They could have fought for themselves. But they chose honor. They
chose myth.
Sam: They chose wrong.

[Ex-PH]

Probably already covered, didn't see it: "A riot is an ugly thing...and it's about time we had one"! Young FrankensteinShit, this thread could probably go on for years just with Mel Brooks quotes alone...Seize this, honkus!

[Scratchy]

Shit, this thread could probably go on for years just with Mel Brooks quotes alone...Seize this, honkus!

Walk this way...

[Psi Brr]

From Time Bandits; the Big Guy: "How mercifully free you are from the ravages of intellect..."

[J.P.26]

"If you can't fight 'em drunk don't fight 'em at all..."

-Pacific

[RetPara]

More from The Shootist

James Stewart narrating "His name was J.B Books and he had a pair of ivory-handled pistols that were a sight to behold. But he wasn’t an outlaw. For a while he was a lawman...The wild country had taught him to survive. He lived his life unherded, by himself. And he had a credo..."

John Wayne as Books; "I won’t be wronged. I won’t be insulted and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to others and I require the same from them."

James Stewart (as Dr Hostetler) offers Books an alternative to the agonizing death by cancer that he faces...

"There’s one more thing I’d say. Both of us have had a lot to do with Death. I’m not a brave man but you must be...I would not die the death I described if I had your courage."

Books to Gilliam (Ron Howard); "Every young man feels the need to let the badger loose now and then."

Sheriff Tibidoh (Henry Morgan) offers this advice to Books...

"Books, this is 19-ought-one. The old days are gone and you don’t know it. We got a waterworks and we’ll have our street car electrified by next year. And we’ve started to pave the streets. Oh we’ve still got some weedin’ to do, but once we get rid of people like you, we’ll have a goddamn Garden of Eden here...You plain outlived your time."

"A man’s emotions gets him all tangled up sometimes. I been operatin’ on the raw edge Gilliam...Guess I jumped too far, too fast."

Conversation between young Gilliam and Books on being a Shootist...

Gilliam: "Bat Masterson said a man has to have guts, deliberation and a proficiency with firearms.

Books: "Did he mention that third eye you better have? You need it for that dumb ass amateur. It’s usually some six-fingered buster who couldn’t hit a cow on the tit with a tin cup that does you in. But then Bat Masterson always was full of sheep dip."

[KidA]

James Stewart narrating ...

You just reminded me about one of my favorite movies: Shenandoah.

In one scene Jimmy Stewart's character is grumbling because his daughters ask him to say grace (their dead mother was religious and insistant on it and when alive she always said it.)

Finally he succumbs and puts forth:

Lord, we cleared this land. We plowed it, sowed it, and harvest it. We cook the harvest. It wouldn't be here and we wouldn't be eating it if we hadn't done it all ourselves. We worked dog-bone hard for every crumb and morsel, but we thank you Lord just the same for the food we're about to eat, amen.

[Ash_22=FNG]

The Usual Suspects

-"Give me the fucking keys you fucking cock sucker mother fucker, aaarrgghhhh!!!"

[DvlDoc8404]

"I'm pretty f*****n' far from ok." (Pulp Fiction)

[Justaclerk]

"I'm pretty f*****n' far from ok." (Pulp Fiction)

...and fer chrissake don't give his wife a foot massage.

[Bravo_One_Three]

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the n----r talks.

And some Harry Callahan:

Well, you're a good man, lieutenant. A good man always knows his limitations..
The interesting part is if anything happens to me, and Hicks doesn't get his letter, he's going to be really pissed off, and he's going to come down here and see you because you're the mail man. In fact he'll probably come down here to this post office and cancel your ass like a stamp. So you'd better ensure prompt, courteous delivery, and pray that nothing happens to me.

Personnel? That's for assholes!
I was in Personnel for ten years.
Yeah.

[billdawg]

That was Les - he had tape on the floor showing where the walls and door were and you had to 'knock' before he would acknowledge your presense. :cool:

I still use references from that show when I am at work - the older ones get it, the younger ones don't have a clue...

I do too. I even went so far to put tape on the floor, where my 'door' is for my cubicle. My boss loved it, my 30 yr old secretary had no clue.

[billdawg]

...and fer chrissake don't give his wife a foot massage.

Would you give a man a foot massage?

[J.P.26]

Total Recall: "I got FIIIVE kids to feed!" -Bennie

[Bravo_One_Three]

Since I spent the whole day at the shop watching organized crime movies:
Casino:
We're supposed to be robbing this place, you dumb fucking hebe.

You hear a little girl, Frankie? Is that a little girl, Ace? Is that a little fucking girl? What happened to the fucking tough guy who told my friend to stick it up his fucking ass?

Charlie M? You made me pop your fucking eye out of your head to protect that piece of shit? Charlie M? You dumb motherfucker!

All right, I'm gonna give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can't have both. What do you want?

I want you to exit this guy off the premises, I want you to exit him off his feet and I want you to use his head to open the fucking door.

If you ever come back again, ever, to take her money, next time bring a pistol. That way you've got a chance.

The King of New York
It's for the BULLET HOLES BITCH!

ROOM SERVICE MOTHERFUCKERS!

I must've been away too long because my feelings are dead. I feel no remorse.

Who'd want to see you in a cage, man?

Goodfellas
Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fucking hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fucking dig a hole. Where are the shovels?

Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.

He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother."

Yeah, you were always fucking late, you were late for your own fucking funeral.

[neecheepure]

Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?
Well, that's where we can't help ya, friend, I don't believe that's in Mississippi...

Hey! Who's a guy gotta fuck to get some bacon around here?

Sugar?
No thank you, Turkish, I'm sweet enough.

Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. We find us a Spock, we've got us an Away Team...

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

I seem to have a thing for sinners...
WELL, I seem to have a thing for sinning. Check Please!

A man can be hard to find in the mountains. You're welcome at my fire any time.

Young fool! Only now, at the end, do you understand.

Door scraper, your majestic mind told you. And you found the very door scraper that done it!
"Did" it!
Quite! Did it stop there? It did not!

Hurry to meet death before your place is taken.

What you really need to be asking yourself is, "How do I feel about full frontal male nudity?" I know, pretty fucked up, huh?

Well, you can stick your well-layed plans up your well-layed ass.

Nothing is fucked? Nothing is fucked? The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!

[EightyDeuce]

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.

[Hot Mess]

Sugar?
No thank you, Turkish, I'm sweet enough.


Nothing is fucked? Nothing is fucked? The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!

Snatch and The Big Lewbowski

Swiss fucking watch Walter

[random]

"He turned it sideways, kill shot. That's a kill shot!"

[xfrogTX]

"What was that, Edgar"?
"Sugar".
"Never seen sugar do that before".

[GackMan]

I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

[Bravo_One_Three]

Hey, try not to suck any dicks on the way through the parking lot!

[CA SGT]

We deal in lead, friend....

Steve McQueen, Magnificent Seven

[Charlie Waite]

Lucius: Now, Ricky, the doctor told us that we should let you work it out on your own sweet time, but...Ricky, you can walk.
Ricky: What'd you just say?
Cal: He's tellin' you the truth, man. It's all in your head.
Ricky: You sick...sons of bitches! I mean, you walk in that door, on your two legs, all fat and cocky, and lookin' at me in my chair, and you tell me it's all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons! Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented, and star athletes, and they have their legs taken away! I mean, I pray you know that pain and that hurt!
Lucius: DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME, RICKY BOBBY! DON'T YOU PUT THAT ON US! YOU ARE NOT PARALYZED!
Ricky: I am SO paralyzed!
Lucius: NO, NO, NO!
Cal: Don't be rough on him, now.
Lucius: No, he needs to know!
Cal: Okay.
Lucius: He's always cryin!
Cal: Alright, tough love it is, tough love. [to Ricky] Wake up, idiot!
Ricky: [pulls out a knife] You wanna know what I am?! You wanna see what my life is?!
Lucius: Don't do it!
Ricky: You wanna see what's goin' on here?!
Cal: Don't you stick that knife in your leg...
Ricky: [he sticks the knife in his leg] [pause] AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!

[Charlie Waite]

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ni@#$s to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

[Flat Dark Earth]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Sorry if that's been mentioned before - no time to read through 20 pages of threads. I always thought that was a great line. It's badass without perhaps intentionally meaning to be so. Just a guy, looking at a practical situation, and saying: keep you heads - stay cool - it's an animal of some kind, and if it bleeds we can kill it.

[Justaclerk]

20 pages and not one reference to one of the greatest sports movies ever (and it's hockey playoff time):

"Suzanne sucks pussy."

Slapshot

[keepontruckin]

“Are men the property of the state? Or are they free souls under God? This same battle continues throughout the world.”

-Cecil B. DeMille in "The Ten Commandments", 1956.

"Go forth and proclaim liberty throughout all the land, unto all the inhabitants thereof."

-Charlton Heston in "The Ten Commandments", 1956.

[rhea]

Finally, a man worth killing.

King Arthur (Clive Owens)

[offcamber]

Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man.
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

[delta447]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - LTC Kilgore, "Apocalypse Now"

Nobody asks to be a hero. It just sometimes turns out that way - Eversmann, "Black Hawk Down"

[EightyDeuce]

I could've killed them all. I could've killed you. In town, you're the law, but out here, it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go...

Rambo, John J

[Longrifle]

"May the 4th be with you."

Star Wars, sorta . . . :biggrin:

[Bravo Five Romeo]

"Yeah... what's grazing fire? Why don't we just shoot right at em?"

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/137/l_dfd59c51c69442bebeb34160f16c82ae.jpg

[hvy_drop]

Dying ain't much of a living, Boy... (Josey Wales)

[chiefmega]

"Maybe...maybe not....maybe go fuck yourself!"

SGT Dignam - The Departed

[KidA]

Best line from the movie 'The Game' with Michael Douglas:

Michael Douglas - while running away from attack dogs, climbing over crates and up a fire escape ladder, loses a shoe.

MD: Well, there goes $1,000
female character with him: (incredulous) Your shoes cost $1,000?
MD (deadpan): That one did.

[Bravo_One_Three]

I'm the secretary of state. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Why do you keep saying that?
'Cause they pay me every time I do. It's a really good way to make money. You're so smart, why don't you know that?

[bmbsqd]

"This Twinkie thing...it ain't over".....Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) in Zombieland.

[Justaclerk]

Whoosh, clink, fizzle....

"Hammer product?"

Those who know, know....

[arizonaguide]

"That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man..."

reply: "Fill your hand, you son of a bitch."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3AX4nw6JDg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EUP9rOLf30

[rhea]

"That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man..."

Duke's reply: "Fill your hand, you son of a bitch."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3AX4nw6JDg

I forgot about that one! True Grit.

[Trig]

Rambo II

I want what they want, and everyother guy that went over there and spilled his guts wants, for our country to love us as much as we love it.

[jerome]

Never trust a woman or a government - YellowBeard

[busa]

That was Les - he had tape on the floor showing where the walls and door were and you had to 'knock' before he would acknowledge your presense. :cool:

I still use references from that show when I am at work - the older ones get it, the younger ones don't have a clue...



Last year while talking to a bunch of young MP's I used "Ever seen a grown man naked", talk about getting some VERY strange looks... (Airplane)

20 pages and not one reference to Col Nathan Jessup's speech, that’s just wrong.

I’m kind of a big deal.

[JV89]

Samuel L. Jackson's line from "The Other Guys":

SLJ: Ay, Ay, Ay! If I wanna hear you talk I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!"

[Spinner]

It's not really a single line, more like a monologue.

Here, the great police philosopher Harry Callahan holds forth on the mortal sin of putting ketchup on a hot dog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDi4hiiozeI

[Doc-inator]

Samuel L. Jackson's line from "The Other Guys":

SLJ: Ay, Ay, Ay! If I wanna hear you talk I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!"

"Gayder doesn't play no shit!"

[Ranger1]

NSFW

Too many good lines to list, but two excellent monologues (Glengarry Glenross):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HURJNd0J4U

[MandMmom]

**WARNING** Chick perspective

From "A Few Good Men"

Sam: Why do you like them so much?

Jo: 'Cause they stand on a wall, and they say "Nothing's gonna hurt you tonight. Not on my watch."

And from Double Jeapardy

Tommy Lee Jones: "What are you talking to me for? She's the one with the gun."

[JV89]

"Gayder doesn't play no shit!"

I thought it was Gator?

[Virgil Tibbs]

Say Anything. Lloyd Dobler to his new girlfriends father after being asked what he is going to do with his life. His monologue ends with

"I don't know sir, I can't figure it all out in one night, for now I just want to hang with your daughter" Every dad's nightmare.

[IronErik]

Will Smith as Hancock.

"Call me asshole, one more time..."

[Shadow]

NSFW

Too many good lines to list, but two excellent monologues (Glengarry Glenross)...

In my opinion, Alec Baldwin's monologue is arguably the best work he's ever done.

Awesome fucking scene.

[Doc P]

"What the fuck have you done lately?" - closing scene from Wanted

[JV89]

NSFW

Too many good lines to list, but two excellent monologues (Glengarry Glenross):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HURJNd0J4U

"Fuck you, that's my name. You know why mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight and I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name."

I love when he pulls the brass balls out. LOL

I gotta watch this movie now.

[Corsair]

"Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die".

[xxlranger]

Dolph Lundgren to Jet Li in "The Expendables":

"What are you, a size 3? Bring it, Happy Feet!"

[rhea]

From the new Wall Street movie trailer

You stop telling lies about me, and I'll stop telling the truth about you.:tongue:

[RetiredSOCS]

"Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms." Josey Wales

[GackMan]

"Mine goes to 11."

[JAFO]

"Where did you get this motorcycle?"

"It's not a motorcycle. It's a chopper."

"Where did you get this chopper?"

"From Zed."

"Who's Zed?"

"Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead."

[MikeC2W]

One of my favs:

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

[Trig]

Goodfellas -The scene where Tommy kills Spider.

Tommy: "That's what the world is coming to. How do you like that?"

[Brian1/75]

One of my favs:

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

[Keganswar]

"Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."

[GackMan]

I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian.

[xenonburnout]

Dr. Fraunkensteen: "I(eye)gor, help me with these bags."
I(eye)gor: "ok. you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban."

And several more I could butcher without reference.

[MikeC2W]

Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!

[xenonburnout]

[Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers.
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.

[Zee Germans]

Shit'll buff out~ Joe Dirt
Mr. Blake, let me personally offer you all of the free bowling you want~ Crazy Heart, the dude chose to not roll :eek:

[TypicalFish]

Randy Quaid in Christmas Vacation: "SHITTERS FULL"!!!!

X2...

Stripes: "Are either of you ... homosexual?"... "No, but we *are* willing to learn"... "Yeah, would they send us someplace special, or?..."

[Meshadow]

From Tomestone:

Gunman: Holiday you're drunk probably see two of me right now.

Holiday: I've got two guns, one for each of ya.

[Burn Notice]

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by."

Col Nathan Jessup from A Few Good Men.

[MikeC2W]

Guns are meant to be shot Harley, not thrown!

[jtk317]

Boondock Saints:
Rocco: What the fuckin, who the fuck, fuck this fucking, how did you to fucking fucks FUCK!
Connor: Well that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
"Is it dead?"

Layer Cake: (the last one is just funny)
"You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.
"Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining."
"Fucking females is for poofs. "

300:
"See old friend, I brought more soldiers than you."
Overseer:"Our arrows will blot out the sun."
Stelios:"Then we will fight in the shade."

Rocknrolla:
"If I could be half the human being Bob is at the cost of being a poof, I'd have to think about it. Not for very long, but I'd have to pause."

Locked Stocked and Two Smoking Barrels:
Soap: Rory Breaker? That psychotic black dwarf with an Afro?
Tom: That would be the same man, yes.
"Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe."

Snatch:
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"

[jtk317]

This isn't a movie quote but it sure sounds like something that would be and may be one of the most badass things said in the last 20 years or so.

"I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all."

Marine General James Mattis

[Headshot]

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

[Expatmedic]

Best ever. In the movie this is one giant run-on sentence.

Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

[jtk317]

Best Friends Girl?

[Stanley_White]

"Hamburger Hill" -- "If you want to make it out of this fucking place you will listen to people who know. "

[Papa Smurf]

And then the Mama Bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed, too!" And finally, the Baby Bear looked and he said, "Somebody's sleeping in my bed, and the bastard's still there!" But Goldilocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair-trigger!

(Grumpier Old Men)

[Mr. Tanner]

"Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women".

[johnroskar]

"Watch Me Faggots" ! Dom Deluise in Blazing Saddles.

[Expatmedic]

"Not you fat Jesus"

[Walken1]

Woy of the Gun:
Parker: We don't want your forgiveness. We won't make excuses. We're not gonna blame you, even if you are an accessory... But we will not except your natural order. We didn't come for absolution, we didn't ask to be redeemed. But isn't how it is, every goddamn time... Your prayers are always answered, in the order they're received...


That movie has a ton of great lines.

[SOTB]

Guns are meant to be shot Harley, not thrown!Hahahahahahaha -- a convert!!!!

[PV74RU78]

From Red Dawn, since the new one looks like it'll be typical contemporary Hollywood anti-American horseshit, so we remember the original:

Jed: How'd you get shot down Colonel?"
Colonel Tanner: "It was five to one. I got four."
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Colonel Tanner: "You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval."
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Cuban Major: "Do you want to see me?"

Colonel Bello: "Yes... yes. Go to the sporting goods store. From the files obtain forms 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons, and lists of private ownership."

Jed Eckert: ...Well, who *is* on our side?
Col. Andy Tanner: Six hundred million screaming Chinamen.
Darryl Bates: Last I heard, there were a billion screaming Chinamen.
Col. Andy Tanner: There *were*.

[Walken1]

The all time best breakup movie, and line:

You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head.

High Fidelity

[delta447]

"Who brings a weed wacker on a boat!?!" - The hostage in the beginning of Reno 911: Miami.

"Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window." - Hoot, "Black Hawk Down"

"I've shot people I like more for less." - Givens, "Justified"

"Now the whole world's going to know that you died scratching my balls." - Bond, "Casino Royale"

"Disneyland? Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland." - Lance, "Apocalypse Now"

"What the hell do you know about surfing, Major? You're from goddamned New Jersey!" - Kilgore, "Apocalypse Now"

[jtk317]

"Carnies. Nomads you know. Small hands, smell like cabbage."

[kathygator]

If this thread has morphed into outstanding movie speeches, I'd add George Bailey's boardroom speech from It's a Wonderful Life - but I'm a sucker for old Jimmy Stewart movies. :)

"...anyway my father didn't think so, and in my opinion he died a much richer man than you'll ever be..."

[Thirtyaughtsix]

"If they run, they're VC. If they don't run, they're well-disciplined VC."

[Spinner]

"Oh, God! I wish I was a loofah!"

-Captain Stillman, Stripes

[Bravo_One_Three]

"I suggest you start drinking heavily."

"I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong."

"Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, DEAD! Niedermeyer, DEAD!"
--Animal House

[jtk317]

Not a line but my favorite part of Animal House is the horse and gun scene. I don't know why but it kills me every time.

[trident86]

Cross of Iron: Capt Stransky: "I will show you how a Prussian officer fights." Sgt Steiner (James Coburn): "And I will show you where the Iron Crosses grow!"

[trident86]

LT Walters to LT Bender: "This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth! Perhaps we should shoot him..."

[trident86]

Ken Kessler: "Check it out, my man! This is the Dominator X-10. Thirty inches of thigh-slapping, blood pumping, nuclear brain damage!.......So what if it's as big as a Subaru and costs just as much? You'll never have to trade this in. This is going to be with you for the rest of your life--and when you die, they can bury you in it!"

[trident86]

Lou: "Here's a question: Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? Perhaps......Here's another question: Do I give a fu(&?"

[trident86]

Lou: "Oh my God. Okay Professor Hawking, tell me in your robot voice how this is possible?"

[Frog]

I am, that I am. Thou shalt say "I am" hath sent me unto you.

The Ten Commandments

[jtk317]

Yeah, well, I got no where else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.

McCoy (Star Trek 2009)

[jtk317]

Fear prophets a man nothing.

The viking that translates in Greek in "The 13th Warrior". (Can't remember his name off the top of my head.)

[DepCor0311]

From Step Brothers:

"Why are you so sweaty?"

"I was watching COPs"

[Ranger1]

Old and new threads merged by me. (There was a handful of non-movie quotes in the original, but it was about 95% movies).

Watched 'The Eagle Has Landed' last night:

When the Rangers with their Jeeps have the Nazis surrounded in the English church, and Devlin shows the Nazis a back way out

Colonel Steiner (Michael Caine): Mr. Devlin, you are an extraordinary man.
Mr. Devlin (Donald Sutherland): Col. Steiner, you're an extraordinary judge of character.

Another one that has always cracked me up from that film:
Larry Hagaman, the Ranger Commander, on being found out he's been re-assigned to Benning: "Fort Benning Georgia!?!?! Do you know how hot it is in Fort Benning Georgia!?!?!"

[Spinner]

"I spent eight years in the Army, and eight years trying to get out"

-Cole Younger, The Long Riders

[jtk317]

Not a movie but I just went and saw Jim Jeffries live last night and some guy in the crowd starting yelling out punchlines to his jokes.
Jim,"You think that you're being clever, mate? Well, you're not, you're a f***ing cock."
(Audience member just cheers for himself and keeps saying lines.)
Jim,"You see? Now everyone around you thinks you're a cock. What did you think, you were going to get high fived to death for being so cool? No. Look, just shut up. You're not going to win this fight, I'm good at it. It'd be like a jedi fighting a paraplegic."

[Spinner]

"It'd be like a jedi fighting a paraplegic."

Unless the paraplegic was also a jedi. If that was the case, he'd probably have a fight on his hand.

[jtk317]

"The biggest trouble with her is the noise."

Indiana Jones (Temple of Doom)

As far as paraplegic jedi it'd depend on how strong the Force was with that one.

[Spinner]

From The Dirty Dozen:

Pinkley: [impersonating a general] Very pretty, General. Very pretty. But, can they fight?

[dantana]

What about the Twinkie?

[MikeC2W]

Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

[Trig]

"Sweet Ginger Brown" from The Flamingo Kid

[navarone212]

Those of us who knew him best talk
about him often. I swear, the stuff
he pulled. It always makes us laugh.

Sometimes it makes me sad, though,
Andy being gone. I have to remind
myself that some birds aren't meant
to be caged, that's all. Their
feathers are just too bright...

...and when they fly away, the part
of you that knows it was a sin to
lock them up does rejoice...but still,
the place you live is that much more
drab and empty now that they're gone.

[Joe33]

Gordie LaChance typing the following on his computer:

"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
-Stand By Me
1986

[Hot Mess]

Those of us who knew him best talk
about him often. I swear, the stuff
he pulled. It always makes us laugh.

Sometimes it makes me sad, though,
Andy being gone. I have to remind
myself that some birds aren't meant
to be caged, that's all. Their
feathers are just too bright...

...and when they fly away, the part
of you that knows it was a sin to
lock them up does rejoice...but still,
the place you live is that much more
drab and empty now that they're gone.

I had that by the first line. The good thing about that movie is it is on ALL the time. The bad thing is I never see it all the way through because it's on ALL the time.

[Hot Mess]

From Step Brothers:

"Why are you so sweaty?"

"I was watching COPs"

Did we just become best friends?

YEP!

Do you want to go karate in the garage?

Yep!

That movie has great quotes throughout.

[jw]

You the brains of this outfit?

I don't think this is a brains kinda operation.

Way of the Gun

Probably already on here, but I love that one. I apply daily to the new job.

[Linda1961]

Mr. Rat, I have a writ here that says you are to stop eating Cheng Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now, It's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of same! (Turns to Mattie & says) See? He doesn't pay any attention to me. (BANG! he shoots the rat) You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You either kill him or let him be.

Rooster Cogburn

[sprbloggins]

"I don't step on toes,Little John, I step on necks!"

-Chuck Norris
Missing In Action 3

[Group9]

"Where's the ransom money, Daddy?"

"They shot your brother, killed McCandles people, and kidnapped my grandson. I'm not going to pay 'em for that."

John Wayne, in Big Jake, (after his two sons find out John Wayne has a different plan for dealing with kidnappers). :biggrin:

[Scotty]

You the brains of this outfit?

I don't think this is a brains kinda operation.

Way of the Gun

Probably already on here, but I love that one. I apply daily to the new job.

I love that movie. Probably one of the most under-rated movies out there...

[Okie75]

Do the chicken's have large talons? -- Napoleon Dynamite.

As dumb as the movie is, I love it.. and dont know why!

[Thirtyaughtsix]

Do the chicken's have large talons? -- Napoleon Dynamite.

As dumb as the movie is, I love it.. and dont know why!

"You're just jealous because I've talking with hot chicks on the Internet all day."

[Okie75]

"You're just jealous because I've talking with hot chicks on the Internet all day."


"Break the wrist and walk away... break the wrist and walk away"

[Okie75]

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women" -- Conan

Also, from Conan the Musical...

Crom, where is the wizard who killed my mother?
Still, I can recall his terrible gaze.
Crom, where are the two snakes facing each other?
Crom, if you’re my god then show me the way.

I’m on the path, chopping up bodies
Hacking and slicing, and look at me now.
With loyal friends joining my party
Each step I take I’m fulfilling my vow.

Crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And hear the lamentation of the women

[10thvet]

I love that movie. Probably one of the most under-rated movies out there...

It is one of the movie that I always have on me when I travel. I love it.

[jtk317]

My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face.

I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits.

Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them, they kill you.

Courtesy of Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. :biggrin:

[WS-G]

Dog Soldiers:
"I hope I give you the shits!"

[Bravo Five Romeo]

"After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse."
-Woody Allen, Take the Money and Run


Sally Kellerman and Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School...

Diane: Actually, I'd like to join you, but I have class tonight.
Thornton Melon: Oh. How 'bout tomorrow night?
Diane: I have class then, too.
Thornton Melon: I'll tell you what, then. Why don't you call me some time when you have no class?

[OZEbullfighter]

"you just shot an unarmed Man"-------"WELL he should have armed himself".

No very PC, but get a smile on my face.

[Dogsquared]

" My dick is in the punch! "

Newbomb Turk . Hollywood Knights

[billdawg]

"After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse."
-Woody Allen, Take the Money and Run


Sally Kellerman and Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School...

Diane: Actually, I'd like to join you, but I have class tonight.
Thornton Melon: Oh. How 'bout tomorrow night?
Diane: I have class then, too.
Thornton Melon: I'll tell you what, then. Why don't you call me some time when you have no class?

Rodney Dangerfield was great.

"Get up off the floor, you look like the poster boy for birth control"

[murrcrow]

"Row well and live."

Ben Hur

[trident86]

"Oh my God! Okay Professor Hawking, tell me in your little robot voice, how this is scientifically possible?" --Lou Dortchin, Hot Tub Time Machine "I seriously almost passed out, you're such a dork!"

[Chris-Harper]

Last one...

Assorted Chris Walken quotes:

"He'd be damned if any greasy yellow slope get his hands on it, so he hid it in the only place in one place he knew he could hide somethin, up his ass."

"Tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM! Get 'er to sew that!"

"Now, we can discuss this in a calm, cool, rational manner, like two mature adults, or I can blow your head off."

"You have to understand something. Your job is not to question what it is I should or should not do in any given situation. Your job, as I see it, is to keep handing me more clips. Don't you like your job? You can be honest with me."
"Listen. From my own personal perspective, there are two ways we can handle this. But I'm not going to tell you what those two ways are, because that might give you the idea that you have some sort of 'choice' here."
"Now, I thought we'd resolved this. Didn't we resolve this, just a minute ago? So just now, when I needed a new clip, where were you? You weren't here, where I needed you, were you?"
"You're talkin' to me all wrong, thats the wrong tone. do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."

I understand that you have a basic need to stare at things you find, shall we say, interesting. And really, I'm very gratified that you would find me interesting - however, your staring makes me, well, somewhat... uncomfortable. I just thought you'd like to know that."

"What do you want me to say, that I'm sorry? That I apologize? Well, people in Hell want ice water, pal."

"You see, violence merely creates more violence. It's a cycle that never ends... You insult me, I shoot you, you drop dead, someone else insults me... And it just keeps repeating over and over again. And for what?"

"I got a fever and the only cure is......MORE COWBELL!" - SNL