New t.v. show, combat missions.com

[Cammin1]

It's like survior I think but with only military/ex military and Swat teams. The idea sounds great. I think it's gonna be a great show.

[Almighty Bones]

theres been a few posts about this already, im taking it you think the way you do from a civilian point of view?
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im not a BTDT but i realize how bad this show might be concerning the people its showing and their tactics.

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/skull.gif Bones



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[Linus]

Bones,

considering how extremely dull it is to watch all the true "survivors" get sent home 'cause they are just that and all the miserable halfwits and pussies get to think they're some real Robinson Crusoe's, the notion mentioned above kind of appeal to me. F**k it, if they're gonna send all these numbskulls all the time, I wanna see some Lord of the Flies action. Weed the suckers out!

Here in Sweden we're going on the fourth (or is it fifth?) season and there was this one guy who'd been tasked with setting up and preparing the joint camp all by himself. If I was that guy all the other lame-asses would die the second they set foot on my beach. Punji sticks rules! WTF, why do they even call it "Survivor", it should be called "Happy Camper"...

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[bmf]

I think there will be a lot of phonies trying to represent something they're not. What do the producers expect, huge numbers of active duty military and federal/local SWAT to quit or go on leave for a FEW months so dickweed can make some bank? Maybe there are some "ex-____" guys out there interested but it sounds like a silly ass "week-end warrior" paintball dorks fantasy to me.

How 'bout and island full of Victoria's Secret models and Guinness?

[Daredevil]

I think the show is bad because I think it cheapens the role that groups like those play in the Military and and in Law Enforcement. Taking important jobs like those and reducing it to spectacle for the amusement of the public gallery doesn't just seem wrong, I think it's a tad gauche.

But that being said, I know I won't be able to stop myself from watching it anyway. Just like I know most of you in here will wind up watching.

[Sharky]

My vote definitely goes for the Victorias Secret models and Guiness. I probably watched a total of 15 min of the entire Survivor series.

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[RAT]

Someone sent me that application; I laughed my ass off. Has anyone taken the time to read it? You just have to prove that you were assigned to a Unit not that you are/ were an operator. I see a lot of POUGES doing this for creditably.

I can see it now. I'm Sgt Fuzznut I was with 3rd SRIG, 3rd RTB, 10th Mt, 5 Group, Special Warfare Command. Here are my Orders and dates at the command. Not one day as an Operator. But yes, I was there. I can see this from a mile away, and I have bad eyes.

RAT OUT!!!

[wolfhound227]

I think it might be good for laughs.

Especially if a bunch of X-SF,X-SEALs,FBI and Force Recon guys get pasted by the Nashville SWAT team....Wich could happen.

[Scotty]

Newsflash: They already have the "Real People" show with Victoria's Secret models and Guiness! Can't remember what it's called, but it's coming on Fox where couples go to an island with 13 male and 13 female models whose job it is to seduce the couples and make them cheat!

What the hell is this country coming to when we have to test our relationships, our survival techniques, and Rosie O'Donnells ASS' TENSIL STRENGTH on national TV for entertainment???

Yeah, I know, I'll probably watch it too. At least once...

Scotty

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[LRSC Grunt]

I am desperate for cash right now. I would do it for the money? http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/biggrin.gif

[dmgedgoods]

why cant i ever get picked to be stranded on an island with 13 models trying to seduce me?

[Almighty Bones]

the other show is Temptation Island, i think its like 4 or 6 couples and 30 models and the couples have to keep from being tempted or risk losing their relationship, personally i hope it turns into a Huge orgie so that Fox looks dumb we can get some good laughs.
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About the Combat missions show, i want to see it ill be watching it but it doesnt change my opinion on it.

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[bmf]

o.k. here's the show I'd like to watch:

6 contestants- each gets 10 Grand

1-month in Bangkok Thailand to drink and screw yourself silly.

Point scale for amount of drinks and chicks banged.

Winner has the most points.

Contestants would be disqualified if they get an STD.


Oh wait.....I already competed in that one. http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/dh.gif

[realpolypro]

I don't need an island FULL of Victoria's Secret Models, just Stephanie Seymour.

Poly

[Scotty]

So YOU'RE the bull that ran down and screwed her? I want to be the man that WALKS onto the island and screws them ALL! And Stephanie Seymour to boot. No, not Tackdaboot, just to boot.

Scotty

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[DFC5343]

Check out the SF site...alot of grief over this...Titled Combat Missions...the producer actually wrote a challenge.

[WS-G]

Originally posted by DFC5343:
Check out the SF site...alot of grief over this...Titled Combat Missions...the producer actually wrote a challenge.
Well then....

May his tongue be wholly consumed by fire-ants, his eyes run molten from their sockets, his testicles slowly rot off, his wee penis turn to a dollop of rotting slime and fall off in his hand next time he has a "combat wank" and an Arakkian sandworm crawl up his ass and die.

May his crack-smoked lungs turn edematious and blacken into amorphous goo as he chokingly coughs them up in great and hideous chunks, and his cirrhotic liver grow limbs and fangs as it fiercely bites and claws its way out through his ribcage.

May his absinthe-steeped upper GI tract's death-throes cause a last mighty geyser of vomited toxic waste to surge forth through his sinuses with such fury fit to cause his skull to suffer catastrophic failure.

May we see it on national television and be granted a generous discount when the video-game comes out.

[bmf]

HOLY SHIT RANGERSALTER!

You should write poetry!

Damn you brought a tear to my eye Mr. Sensitive.

Hardy Har har!



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[Scotty]

C'mon, Salty, don't keep it inside. Let us know how you really feel...

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[garett]

That show is going to be boring. I'll stick to JAG, thats where the action is.

[RogueExec]

Originally posted by William M Salter:


May his absinthe-steeped upper GI tract's death-throes cause a last mighty geyser of vomited toxic waste to surge forth through his sinuses with such fury fit to cause his skull to suffer catastrophic failure.



This part just slays me! LMAO, bro! And absynthe no less.....not many out there who know THAT stuff!

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[Dark Helmet]

Originally posted by Scotty:
And Stephanie Seymour to boot. No, not Tackdaboot, just to boot.



(honored and giddy to be in the same post with Stephanie Seymour)