Best Ranger Competition 2000 on TV

[Dark Helmet]

Captioned is scheduled to air on ESPN 1600 EST 26NOV00.

[realpolypro]

Man that Wpns NCO was a good looking mutha! http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/smile.gif

Poly

[TFRANGERMEMBER]

At ease Poly...

RLTW

[realpolypro]

http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/smile.gif

[Ranger002]

Poly and Tack and Sir Shaft De fantastico!!!

Urgent!!! I HAVE A SURE MONEY MAKER TO HELP YOU SUPPLEMENT YOUR MEAGER GOVERNMENT WAGES!!! (EXCEPT FOR TACK WHO HAS TO SUBSIST ON MEAGER INVESTMENT BANK WAGES)

WE can do a "MEN of the Mighty Special Operations Nuude Calender!!!" Yes friends now you too can help a Poly Body become a real Sua Sponte and see what lies behind that cute Tack cherub mug". The girls will love it as Guy and Tracy and Shafty show it all and we can make it interactive too!!! Picture Ranger Sharky and Tom in full frontal view holding M4's above thier heads press the little beret next to thier pic and hear them wail "this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, this is for fun"! It will keep the boys of West Hollywood and Frisco "intrigued" for hours as they try to figure out the differance between the two.

Please let me know if I should move forward with this very exciting and lucrative project and in the spirit of real Spec Ops comraderie I think we should all all post our pictures here for review and you all can post them FIRST LOL
William I gotta a MILLION of EM Hazen
wooo whooo looks like Christams has come early boys :-)

[realpolypro]

Back in the day I'd do it, no worries. Today however, it could be hanging in some company CP too! http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/smile.gif September features Supermodel "Brazen" Hazen....

Poly

[Ranger002]

Poly corrected copy reads "September features somewhat pudgy Brazen Ranger Hazen" see what 10 years of Krispy Kremes can do to a man LOL
William Hazen

[Special K]

Originally posted by RangerHazen:
"September features somewhat pudgy Brazen Ranger Hazen" see what 10 years of Krispy Kremes can do to a man LOL
William Hazen

Give it up you pot-bellied stallion! lol

[Sharky]

Sign me up! I just don't want to be in the same picture with polypro. http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/biggrin.gif

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[RUDEDAWG]

Originally posted by GUY JONES:
JUST IMAGINE...My 5'10", 180lbs, black-ass, standing nude, with a "RED, WHITE & BLUE TATTOO, above my heart, which say's..."MADE IN THE USA...Sporting a semi-woody...Born in the month of September...Zodiac sign "VIRGO"...WOULD SELL!


Those sound alot like my stats...only I have a full-woody.

[Dark Helmet]

HAZEN! Switch back to Krispy Kreme! The stock has dropped thirty bucks since the beginning of the month....we need you, man.

[Ranger002]

TACK I AM ON IT BROTHER!!! and you all might want to get stock in any paper towel company you can think since the damn things are so messy. Which gives me an idea maybe you should post your KK plea over on SWATNET those damn commandos in blue live on the things ( although I think Winchells in the preffered brand) and POLY,TRACY and GUY lets get with it! Poor Tack might have to give up the Lear Jet if we all don't put on a few more pounds of glaze LOL
William HAPPY THANKSGIVING BOYS! Hazen

[Linus]

Sorry to intervene, I'll leave you gentlemen to yourselves shortly!

I'm sorry to say this but you can't hit Shit-on-a-stick, remember? It doesn't work: You have to run him over with a tank... http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/rolleyes.gif

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Honestas supra omnis

[Skip]

I made the mistake of reading RangerHazens reply whilst eating lunch and coughted my guts out. Jesus Christ!

That calander idea left me giggling like anything. Dude - you got it!

Have a good one,

Skip out.

[TFRANGERMEMBER]

Good morning gents, hope all enjoyed Thanksgiving, or I guess are having it as I type in some cases.

As much fun as posing nude sounds Im not sure. Im not as rock hard as I was ten years ago. How about this, I will pose in my beret, Jump boots, and an LBE with my M4 positioned to cover my love muscle. Oh yeah, and I need my face to be blacked out like they do for Operators. Thanks

Carry on

RLTW

[realpolypro]

An M-4 will cover yours?....... http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/smile.gif

Poly

[Dark Helmet]

Originally posted by realpolypro:
An M-4 will cover yours?.......

I'll pose my fat ass for the pictures, but I'd like to put in a request for a Karl Gustov for the required PG-13 camo.....

[AIRBORNE93PNSDQ]

I CAN SEE I'M GOING TO HAVE A BLAST.....
THE SOF CALEDAR, HUH? I BE MR. OCTOBER WEARING A T-10C HARNESS AND MIRPS IN THE BUFF..AND I'M WITH GUY SEMI WOODY ALL THEY WAY..... TACK, QUIT LOOKING SO HARD...

[Sharky]

Hey tack, You can wear some water wings like a wonder bra............. http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/biggrin.gif

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[eddie]

I missed this TV airing. Any word on when it might be shown again ? Was it any good ?

[TFRANGERMEMBER]

Sorry Airborne, I have dibs on being "Mr. October". Oh I got it, various members of the TF standing around a hummer in nothing but LBE, M4s jump boots, go faster shorts and PCs...man that would be great!

RLTW

[STN]

Great show last night. I found it interesting that a Marine was representing the RTB. Is their truth to the rumors that the Corps has instructors at RTB and Airborne School?

[RangerTom]

Hazen,

Yeah, I'm in if I can wear my boots, green socks pulled up to my knees, Airborne training harness and a pro mask. My college Lacrosse team tried the calendar idea, rather unsuccessfully.


RLTW

Tom "get the gimp" Fairfield

[RangerTom]

STN,

Yes it is true, had one for both.

RLTW

Tom

[realpolypro]

STN, we have Air Force too. A lot of schools are like that.

Poly

[Paintman]

Sorry to cut in on the developing orgy here... http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/wink.gif



What unit was the first place team from? I didn't recognize the name.

Inspiring, I thought.



Chris

[Jeff Rambo]

Paintman, refering to STDT/STU Det?

If so, Student Detachment.

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Sincerely,
Jeff A. Rambo
NBTNDT
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Disrespect cannot be commanded, it must be earned.

[This message has been edited by Jeff Rambo (edited 11-28-2000).]

[realpolypro]

Go Rick! Ahern and Mess are fmr enlisted Rgt/RTB. They became officers and were finishing up their degree completion. I'm sure Sharky remembers Sp4 Ahern at the Ranch http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/smile.gif

Poly

[Sharky]

Rick Ahern was in my platoon at 3rd batt, my squad in Merrills Team at RTB and we also worked together in the Gulag at RTB. The events concerning my relationship with "The Ranch" are still classified and are strictly OPSEC unless I need to blackmail Polypro for some unforeseen reason. Congrats to "Fred" on a job well done. It took a while but he finally did it.

"Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Ranger objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor."

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[LRSURanger]

Okay guys, who taped the BRC this past weekend? Will ESPN be reairing it any time in the near future? I heard the team from the Gulag looked tough this year...lol


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RLTW!

Ranger Mac

[bobman]

Pardon my ignorance but what is RTB?

[Sharky]

RTB= Ranger Training Brigade

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[LRSC Grunt]

RTB = Really Tough Bastards

[eddie]

per ESPN, BEST RANGER 2000 will re-air
Sun Jan 07, 2001 at 12:30est

[JPT]

STN,
Just like Ranger Tom said, there are Marine instructors at Ranger and airborne as well as MFF. These "exchanges" have been going on for a while. In 1995 when I was in Coronado (BRC) we has two Army guys from the 75th Ranger Regiment as instructors. Rangers Malloy and Posse were outstanding instructors. I know that they had attended Marine Corps schools (MCD, Scout Sniper) either while they were there or before being assigned to the school. In the past there have been SF, CCT and recently I heard there was a SEAL over at EWTGPAC as instructors for the Basic Reconnaissance Course. We are now in the era of "jointness"...
Joe

[Dark Helmet]

Originally posted by JPT:
Rangers Malloy and Posse were outstanding instructors

Could it have been a Passi instead of Posse? I am thinking of a one Nuevo Passi, prolly an E7 about then, big Hawaiin-looking guy with dark hair and skin and a SCUBA bubble.....

Same guy?

[Paintman]

Thanks, Jeff.

[JTF Ranger]

The best quote from the commentator was (paraphrasing)"the Navy sent a couple of SEAL teams last year, and they haven't been heard from since". Ya gotta love it! ROTFLMAO

RLTFW!!!

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[RangerTom]

JTF RANGER,

Though the comment might have been funny, it is false, the Navy did not send teams in 99.

RLTW

Tom

[STN]

I guess it was inevitable that all the services work together at inter-service schools. I wonder if this is the prelude to a singular force?

[Jeff Rambo]

JTF Ranger,

Are you sure he said last year? If I'm not mistaken (I may be though), he said a few years ago.

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Sincerely,
Jeff A. Rambo
NBTNDT
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Disrespect cannot be commanded, it must be earned.

[JTF Ranger]

Tom, Jeff...

Could be... my memory isn't what it once was...

Now, what was I saying?

RLTW

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Don't fear the night, fear what hunts at night.

[RangerTom]

Word dude.

[pseudorgr]

Originally posted by STN:
Great show last night. I found it interesting that a Marine was representing the RTB. Is their truth to the rumors that the Corps has instructors at RTB and Airborne School?

Funny story about that guy!!! I once made the mistake of calling hin SGT."blah blah blah.you just demoted me to an e-5 in the marines or you just demoted me to an e-6 in the Army !!!well, which is it you? Blah blah blah!!! I promptly told him that I had just promoted him to A Non Commisioned Officer in the Army, everyone in the room got a big laugh out of that,and I have called hin Sgt everyday since!!



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