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old_rus_crypto
30 May 2005, 00:05
Love this site already. I'm an old (guess I qualify as old now) Marine 2675 - Russian Cryptologic Linguist. '88 - '93.

-spent forever in school in Monterey and San Angelo (seems like forever to a 19 year old),
-stationed at 2nd Rad Bn, 2nd SRIG at LeJeune,
-deployed Ocean Venture '90,
-NSA for 60 days (got me a Joint Service Achievement Medal),
-left for the Persian Gulf on the USS Nassau 8/17/90 and got back 4/15/91 (Oman is a hole),
-ran the RU side of the BN language lab for a few months and helped the Radio Recon guys get their hours (You know who you are. Thanks for the turns on the rappelling tower and fast roping from the Huey in exchange.),
-and finally spent my last year as an 8531 at Parris Island.

And yeah, I miss it too. Atlanta folks, PM me.

Wench
30 May 2005, 00:07
Welcome aboard! There's plenty of SIGINT types roaming these halls, much to the chagrin of everyone else :D.

Kristen

old_rus_crypto
30 May 2005, 00:18
We're the dorky cousins, huh?

Wench
30 May 2005, 00:49
My mama always told me I'd have a job with my name on my shirt *picks teeth*.

Medic101Charlie
30 May 2005, 03:27
My mama always told me I'd have a job with my name on my shirt *picks teeth*.

All my mama said "when you graduate high school your a** is out of here!"

James

(had to correct spelling error. Need to remember that spell check thingie at 12:30 am)

C-M-R
30 May 2005, 03:40
My mama always told me I'd have a job with my name on my shirt *picks teeth*.


Having your name on your shirt is ok unless you look down and say "what the Fuck? My name is hcneW now?"

Wench
30 May 2005, 03:44
For years I thought I was "YMRA SU", so that's a definite improvement, Mister LOL.

C-M-R
30 May 2005, 05:15
Any way you look at it you sound Chinese though.

Oh yeah and welcome aboard Oldruscrypto!

Doogie320
30 May 2005, 11:39
My mama always told me I'd have a job with my name on my shirt *picks teeth*.

Hookers wear name tags? I need to get out more.

Wench
30 May 2005, 12:36
No, my tag for that job reads, "Also accepts yen" in Japanese.

JumpmasterK
30 May 2005, 13:00
Welcome, brother! I'm SIGINT Analyst, myself.

old_rus_crypto
30 May 2005, 13:13
Yeah... I like this crowd.

Raise your hand if you've been to sensitivity training. Didn't stick, did it?

Wench
30 May 2005, 14:38
My sensitivity amounts to, "It's far better to have a pussy than to be one."

You can't be THAT old...I enlisted in 93, so unless you signed up when you were 40, you're still a spring chicken around here. What with old farts like Sharky and Doogie hanging around.

K

Husker19D30
30 May 2005, 14:39
old_rus, back in another life I was a crypto guy in the Navy. Worked with some of your brethren at Company F in Rota. During the same period you were in. Probably we know alot of the same folks.

Yes, I've been to sensitivity training. Nope, didn't stick.

Doogie320
30 May 2005, 15:47
You can't be THAT old...I enlisted in 93, so unless you signed up when you were 40, you're still a spring chicken around here. What with old farts like Sharky and Doogie hanging around.

K

Old? Listen Muffin, You and I enlisted in the same year. My PEBD is 022293.

You are soooo getting your ass beat one day.

old_rus_crypto
30 May 2005, 16:00
You can't be THAT old...I enlisted in 93, so unless you signed up when you were 40, you're still a spring chicken around here. What with old farts like Sharky and Doogie hanging around.

K

37 this year. Just old enough to know better, but still young enough not to care.

Wench
30 May 2005, 16:56
Old? Listen Muffin, You and I enlisted in the same year. My PEBD is 022293.

You are soooo getting your ass beat one day.

Yes, but you were like 43 or something, I was only 18. Therein lies the rub. Bring it.

37? That's it?? Gosh, I think Scotty is 37. Ahahahahaha.....

Since my weekend has sucked ass anyway, might as well bring down as many with me as I can.

Doogie320
30 May 2005, 17:04
Yes, but you were like 43 or something, I was only 18. Therein lies the rub. Bring it. Since my weekend has sucked ass anyway, might as well bring down as many with me as I can.

Are you on crack? We are the same age.

Don't you have a Weight Watchers meeting to attend?

old_rus_crypto
30 May 2005, 18:13
Ahh. It's like a nicotine rush. I miss it. You don't get exchanges like this in corporate America. Someone might get sued.

When is the pit match?

magician
30 May 2005, 18:49
My sensitivity amounts to, "It's far better to have a pussy than to be one."


Oh, man.

K, you got me with that one.

:)

Gypsy
30 May 2005, 20:46
You are soooo getting your ass beat one day.

Yada yada yada... :D

Welcome old_rus_crypto.

Doogie320
30 May 2005, 20:51
Yada yada yada... :D

Welcome old_rus_crypto.

Go put some shoes on, I don't even care if they are nice.

Gypsy
30 May 2005, 20:59
Go put some shoes on, I don't even care if they are nice.

I'm wearing thongs... :p

Sdiver
30 May 2005, 21:00
I'm wearing thongs... :p

SCHWINGGGGGG !!!!!

Gypsy
30 May 2005, 21:02
SCHWINGGGGGG !!!!!

Countdown....2 minutes 47 seconds. Go!

old_rus_crypto
30 May 2005, 21:07
Yada yada yada... :D

Welcome old_rus_crypto.

Thanks, Gypsy.

You're wearing more than one thong? That's just silly.

Doogie320
30 May 2005, 21:08
I'm weari...

Okay, you talked me into it.

Sdiver
30 May 2005, 21:11
Countdown....2 minutes 47 seconds. Go!

*Ahem*

I've gotton better, I should have you know my dear....

I'm now up to:

3 minutes and 7 seconds.

:D

Gypsy
30 May 2005, 21:14
Thanks, Gypsy.

You're wearing more than one thong? That's just silly.

LOL..yeah 'tis, but I have two. Feet I mean. :D

Gypsy
30 May 2005, 21:15
Okay, you talked me into it.

Geee you're umm quick. ;)

Gypsy
30 May 2005, 21:17
*Ahem*

I've gotton better, I should have you know my dear....

I'm now up to:

3 minutes and 7 seconds.

:D

Self control huh...well it's highly overrated. LOL

Don't mind me...I'm just delirious from lack of sleep. Gotta love moving....NOT! :rolleyes: :D

Sdiver
30 May 2005, 21:20
Geee you're umm quick. ;)

HEY !!!!!

I've got 20 more seconds now....



Oh....you were talking to Doogie....


Nevermind.

Wench
30 May 2005, 21:23
You're wearing more than one thong? That's just silly.

Silly, yes, but the look on a guy's face as he tries to figure out how that shit works and exactly how long it will take him to get it off is priceless. Right up there with triple bra hooks. It's like watching a monkey with a Rubix cube.

Doogie, my left ass cheek says you can kiss it now..there's still eight hours left in your day to get it all. Or you can just start in the middle and work your way out.

magician...;).

Sdiver
30 May 2005, 21:27
Doogie, my left ass cheek says you can kiss it now..there's still eight hours left in your day to get it all. Or you can just start in the middle and work your way out.

Make sure you get pictures....

You may want to bring a Wide Angle lense, when ya do.

medicchick
30 May 2005, 21:28
Silly, yes, but the look on a guy's face as he tries to figure out how that shit works and exactly how long it will take him to get it off is priceless. Right up there with triple bra hooks. It's like watching a monkey with a Rubix cube.


Oh, I'm dying here. That was to fuckin funny. :D

Welcom to the looney bin old_rus_crypto

Gypsy
30 May 2005, 21:29
Silly, yes, but the look on a guy's face as he tries to figure out how that shit works and exactly how long it will take him to get it off is priceless. Right up there with triple bra hooks. It's like watching a monkey with a Rubix cube.



LOL...exactly!

old_rus_crypto
30 May 2005, 21:40
Oh, I'm dying here. That was to fuckin funny. :D

Welcom to the looney bin old_rus_crypto

Really. Feels like home. Thanks for the warm welcome, MC and all.

Doogie320
30 May 2005, 21:47
Make sure you get pictures....

You may want to bring a Wide Angle lense, when ya do.

That's just wrong.

And funny as hell!

Sdiver
30 May 2005, 22:13
That's just wrong.

And funny as hell!

I don't mean to be "Disrespectfull" to K....

I just wonder though, on the back of her Police Cruiser, does it say...

A) Police
B) To Serve and Protect
or
C) One of those yellow banners that reads..."Wide Load"

????

:D

Queen Beach
30 May 2005, 23:02
OkOk...I see this thread has taken a happy hijack ...so I don't mind posting here...... ;)

Pipe down over there sdiver or ...or....I'll steel all your freaking sheep...then who would you play with ????

....Got my thong(s) all tangled up...Ladies...great idea..but I think I need the instruction book for putting said items on...and remember I'm blonde~ apparently Doogie dosn't think I can read so step by step pictures would work best :eek: :p ......

Not sure but that does not look like 40 times...hahahahaha....

My weekend is sucking ass as well...

I know what it is....
I know what it is....
I know what it is....
I know what it is....
I know what it is....
(gonna write this 40 times)
I know what it is....
I know what it is....
I know what it is....
:D

Sdiver
30 May 2005, 23:32
Pipe down over there Sdiver or ...or....I'll steel all your freaking sheep...then who would you play with ????

Ohhhh....I'd cut that 1250 down REAL Fassssssst. ;) :D

Wench
31 May 2005, 02:22
You boys aren't allowed near my ass. You don't have the requisite CDL and air brakes.

*SMACK*

Sdiver
31 May 2005, 02:33
You boys aren't allowed near my ass. You don't have the requisite CDL and air brakes.

*SMACK*

Nor the Haz-Mat gear. :eek:

Wench
31 May 2005, 02:48
Ooohhh, I think you've had more contaminated ass than this. Don't be skeered.

old_rus_crypto
31 May 2005, 02:50
Can't you two see that you're really in love with each other?

http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/kramer/kramer069.jpg

Wench
31 May 2005, 02:55
He loves my dancing. Got any poppy seed muffins?

TPD1280
31 May 2005, 05:49
You were 18 in 1992? Child please. My PEBD was in 1983.

That doesn't make the rest of us old, it just makes you younger than us. I will turn 40 this year and am no fucking where near OLD. I run circles around 20 year old punks who act like they are 50.

Of course, then I go home and eat motrin by the bottle, but that is a different story :D

Welcome aboard Rus. This is a great group of folks. I'm genuinely surprised that none of the SOCNET ladies have asked if you are hot.


I ALMOST FORGOT: K, this is the second thread in recent memory where the subject of your ass has come up. In the other thread you hinted that there was a photographic record of said derierre.

I, for one, do not believe the ASSertion by Sdiver is accurate. But a posting of said photo would go a long way to dispelling his hateful, and blatantly slanderous rumor mongering. :p

C-M-R
31 May 2005, 06:09
Welcome aboard Rus. This is a great group of folks. I'm genuinely surprised that none of the SOCNET ladies have asked if you are hot.



And I am surprised you would bring up the question of hotness. The truth is that we on the distaff side of SOCNET prefer to do things in a slightly more subtle manner. ;)

magician
31 May 2005, 08:22
I second the motion to see a pic of Kristin's ass.

Do I need to start a poll?

WS-G
31 May 2005, 08:36
Old? Listen Muffin, You and I enlisted in the same year. My PEBD is 022293.

You are soooo getting your ass beat one day.

022293 ??? That's telling him where to get off, Junior! :D

Mine was 12 FEB 1981, though it's been readjusted to account for a decade's break in service.

And I still describe myself as only 41.

TPD1280
31 May 2005, 08:47
The truth is that we on the distaff side of SOCNET prefer to do things in a slightly more subtle manner.

Oh puh-leeeeeze, I have seen the ladies in this place get positively carnivorous. :D

Subtlety is wasted on men, you know that. ;)

Doogie320
31 May 2005, 09:54
022293 ??? That's telling him where to get off, Junior! :D

I was comparing myself to K, not you crusty folks on here. :D She called me old, I might as well call her a blonde. :eek:

Doogie320
31 May 2005, 10:11
How did we go from welcoming a new member to the board, to talking about K.'s huge ass?? :confused:

You act as thought this were unexpected, wrong, and unusual.

Wench
31 May 2005, 11:47
It's the size of Mount Rushmore. SOCNET would crash from trying to support it and all its glory, S. I'm the chick who wins Miss Congeniality...I get by on charm and rapier-like wit. Okay, even I couldn't type that with a straight face.

TPD, don't mention your age or Sharky and Ace will be encouraging an illicit relationship between us. They know how I feel about guys on Social Security.

C...does "slightly more subtle" entail the habits of some of the gentler sex's copious use of PMs and passive-aggressive cockteasing?? *husky PM voice* "sssoo...what DO you like for breakfast?" "Why aren't you answering my PMs, dammit?? WHY?? I sent you a nudie shot!!!" LMAO

Doogie320
31 May 2005, 12:06
It's the size of Mount Rushmore. SOCNET would crash from trying to support it and all its glory, S. I'm the chick who wins Miss Congeniality...I get by on charm and rapier-like wit. Okay, even I couldn't type that with a straight face.

TPD, don't mention your age or Sharky and Ace will be encouraging an illicit relationship between us. They know how I feel about guys on Social Security.

C...does "slightly more subtle" entail the habits of some of the gentler sex's copious use of PMs and passive-aggressive cockteasing?? *husky PM voice* "sssoo...what DO you like for breakfast?" "Why aren't you answering my PMs, dammit?? WHY?? I sent you a nudie shot!!!" LMAO

This post... is so wrong it is right. K is in rare form today.

old_rus_crypto
31 May 2005, 13:02
Welcome aboard Rus. This is a great group of folks. I'm genuinely surprised that none of the SOCNET ladies have asked if you are hot.

I'm almost afraid to mention it, but the URL in my profile is nothing but pics, old and new. I'm finishing up a degree online and the subject comes up often, so I threw together some photos for a standard answer.

(Braces for impact...)

Wench
31 May 2005, 13:03
I was expecting that it was going to be some sort of initiation or hazing. Hm.

Hazing people with my ass. It's got merit.

Actually, it's part of my master plan to get SOTB to smack it...and not just smack it, but profess how much he liked smacking it and how much he wants to smack it again. He will come to the dark side of big ass, oh yes he will. It's ghetto fabulous, baby.

--Edited to add: Holy Bon Jovi, Batman! Nice acid-washed jeans in those pics!

Sdiver
31 May 2005, 13:09
Hazing people with my ass. It's got merit.

Actually, it's part of my master plan to get SOTB to smack it...and not just smack it, but profess how much he liked smacking it and how much he wants to smack it again. He will come to the dark side of big ass, oh yes he will. It's ghetto fabulous, baby.

You are right on one thing K....

SOTB is a closet "Big Ass Liker".

He's got Sir Mix-A-Lots song loaded on his walkman/MP3 Player/Ipod so many times, it'd crash most systems. That's why he started his thread....to throw people off his track.

Ergogirl
31 May 2005, 13:16
I'm finishing up a degree online and the subject comes up often, so I threw together some photos for a standard answer.



ummm.... exactly what kind of degree are you pursuing where the question of hotness comes up often? :D

I vote HOT, by the way. Welcome.

old_rus_crypto
31 May 2005, 13:49
Holy Bon Jovi, Batman! Nice acid-washed jeans in those pics!

It WAS 1989, you know... I think I might have bleached them myself. You should have seen the mullet I had a couple of years before that.

old_rus_crypto
31 May 2005, 13:51
ummm.... exactly what kind of degree are you pursuing where the question of hotness comes up often? :D

I vote HOT, by the way. Welcome.

Degree: BS in IT... Geeks are horny, I guess.

Hot? Pfft. I'll get that $5 to you soon. ;)

Doogie320
31 May 2005, 13:52
SOTB is a closet "Big Ass Liker".

That was wrong, what next? Criticize Cass in a thread about your drug use?

Wave good bye to your post count.

Wench
31 May 2005, 14:09
Degree: BS in IT... Geeks are horny, I guess.

Hot? Pfft. I'll get that $5 to you soon. ;)

Don't sell yourself short! The PMs should start arriving in 5...4...3...

The 80s were a beautiful time. I think I'll go home and tease my bangs.

old_rus_crypto
31 May 2005, 14:18
Don't sell yourself short! The PMs should start arriving in 5...4...3...

Will some of them be from women? Ooh. I hope so. I like women. I'm even married to one. ;)

Wench
31 May 2005, 14:20
LOL That won't make a difference, silly.

She must be a saint to have stuck by you through the mullet years. Those are hard times for a woman.

Queen Beach
31 May 2005, 14:38
And I am surprised you would bring up the question of hotness. The truth is that we on the distaff side of SOCNET prefer to do things in a slightly more subtle manner. ;)

Nice work CMR....
Got em to post up his URL full of pics....who says subtlety is lost on men?…ohh yea~ That was TPD….

btw…beautiful family crypto…and thank god no mullet pics. :p


Hey Sdiver…..c’mon with that closing the gap…….Baaahhhhh!!!! They love the California Sun! And who knows may just catch you in a blonde moment! :cool:


Ohhhh and...ENOUGH ENOUGH with the 40 is old crap!!!!!! :mad:

Ergogirl
31 May 2005, 14:41
...the mullet years. Those are hard times for a woman.


What's scary is when I think about my little boy growing up and having the 80s hair come back in style again.

Mullets, and rat tails and mohawks, oh my!

old_rus_crypto
31 May 2005, 14:41
She must be a saint to have stuck by you through the mullet years. Those are hard times for a woman.

That's true. We were only married 5 days before I went to Boot Camp though. Was 17 years in April. I'm starting to think she has a self-esteem problem.

Oooooooo

Don't hate.

Wench
31 May 2005, 14:43
What's scary is when I think about my little boy growing up and having the 80s hair come back in style again.

Mullets, and rat tails and mohawks, oh my!

I will shave my 6 y/o bald before he ever sports a rat tail. WTH was THAT about??

Now where did I put my Ray Bans?

celder
31 May 2005, 14:46
I will shave my 6 y/o bald before he ever sports a rat tail. WTH was THAT about??

Now where did I put my Ray Bans?

Here they are, next to your Panama Jack T-shirt.

SOTB
31 May 2005, 14:51
....and mohawks....If my little girl ever comes ot the house with an idiot with a mohawk, I'm going 7th Cavalry on his ass and scalping him....

Queen Beach
31 May 2005, 14:55
Here they are, next to your Panama Jack T-shirt.

And your ohhh sooo cooll: D

Ergogirl
31 May 2005, 14:58
I will shave my 6 y/o bald before he ever sports a rat tail.


If my little girl ever comes ot the house with an idiot with a mohawk, I'm going 7th Cavalry on his ass and scalping him....

This is why I love SOCNET.... all the parenting techniques I never would have thought of.

My son and future daughter already hate you both. :p And I love you guys.

CTA
31 May 2005, 15:13
Jeeez, people are feeling frisky today... my feeble attempt for reeling the thread back. Welcome aboard from another crypie!

CTA out

Gypsy
31 May 2005, 15:41
I'm almost afraid to mention it, but the URL in my profile is nothing but pics, old and new. I'm finishing up a degree online and the subject comes up often, so I threw together some photos for a standard answer.

(Braces for impact...)


Hmmm makes you wonder if they ask about your hotness then it stands to reason you must be attending "Whore College". (see Lounge for the post. LOL)

I vote hot...but then again isn't every Marine? ;)

Queen Beach
31 May 2005, 15:44
Hmmm makes you wonder if they ask about your hotness then it stands to reason you must be attending "Whore College". (see Lounge for the post. LOL)

I vote hot...but then again isn't every Marine? ;)

Ditto (Pun intended) :p

Even better if their Army!!! :D

Gypsy
31 May 2005, 15:45
It's the size of Mount Rushmore.

Barely noticable when you wear your bright orange Delta Force-with- rhinestones tank. :D


Mullets... ~shudders~

Gypsy
31 May 2005, 15:50
Ditto (Pun intended) :p

Even better if their Army!!! :D

Um...yes, but if they're in the Army then they are Soldiers not Marines.

Men in uniform...it's all good. I'm partial to my man in his Army Green...but I still look. :cool:

Wench
31 May 2005, 15:53
Barely noticable when you wear your bright orange Delta Force-with- rhinestones tank. :D

It's all about cover and concealment. Of course, now Forestboy has gotten me a tent to wear, so I have something to mix it up a bit. The big ass is also functional--keeps me from tipping forward because of my ridiculously small feet for my height.

Hey SOTB....*SMACK* That's right, daddy.

old_rus_crypto
31 May 2005, 15:56
Hmmm makes you wonder if they ask about your hotness then it stands to reason you must be attending "Whore College". (see Lounge for the post. LOL)

I vote hot...but then again isn't every Marine? ;)

With the interaction between corporate business and IT, I can almost say that attending the Whore College (I did read that one yesterday) would be on par.

Wow. Much appreciated, ladies... I'll let out my gut after you've finished looking.

Queen Beach
31 May 2005, 17:55
Um...yes, but if they're in the Army then they are Soldiers not Marines.

Men in uniform...it's all good. I'm partial to my man in his Army Green...but I still look. :cool:

ohh is that how that works :( If a Marine switches over to the Army....Is he still a Marine or a Soldier who used to be a Marine? :D :D

Agree on the Man in Uniform...

TPD1280
31 May 2005, 19:14
If a Marine switches over to the Army....Is he still a Marine or a Soldier who used to be a Marine?

CHECK FIRE, I SAY AGAIN, CHECK FIRE OVER!!!!

Good grief QB, are you trying to start a riot in here? Once a Marine, always a Marine. Unless they branch transfer, then you have a good argument for "teasing" them with EX-Marine, but I guarantee you that in their hearts, they are still Marines.

Whew...

Questions like that will bring Bravo 1/3, SOTB, Rock, and Dutch, and all the rest of the Misguided Children out of their little corner of the boards where they grunt and pick lice off eachother. Next thing you know there is chest thumping, blood letting, and somebody's going home with less body hair and their feelings hurt. :D

RAT
31 May 2005, 19:23
CHECK FIRE, I SAY AGAIN, CHECK FIRE OVER!!!!

Good grief QB, are you trying to start a riot in here? Once a Marine, always a Marine. Unless they branch transfer, then you have a good argument for "teasing" them with EX-Marine, but I guarantee you that in their hearts, they are still Marines.

Whew...

Questions like that will bring Bravo 1/3, SOTB, Rock, and Dutch, and all the rest of the Misguided Children out of their little corner of the boards where they grunt and pick lice off eachother. Next thing you know there is chest thumping, blood letting, and somebody's going home with less body hair and their feelings hurt. :D


TPD,

GREAT CATCH....

The words written by QB are damn near grounds for the BH to come and do some escorting away... :mad:


RAT OUT!!!

Queen Beach
31 May 2005, 19:23
CHECK FIRE, I SAY AGAIN, CHECK FIRE OVER!!!!

Good grief QB, are you trying to start a riot in here? Once a Marine, always a Marine. Unless they branch transfer, then you have a good argument for "teasing" them with EX-Marine, but I guarantee you that in their hearts, they are still Marines.

Whew...

Questions like that will bring Bravo 1/3, SOTB, Rock, and Dutch, and all the rest of the Misguided Children out of their little corner of the boards where they grunt and pick lice off eachother. Next thing you know there is chest thumping, blood letting, and somebody's going home with less body hair and their feelings hurt. :D

ooopss :p ...Shheesh..and here I thought I was being subtle :eek: orrrr perhaps ...just seeing all the male brovado in Uniform no less.....ok ok...Nuff of that stuff...I am going back to the lounge/Humor forums where I belong. :D

Queen Beach
31 May 2005, 19:24
TPD,

GREAT CATCH....

The words written by QB are damn near grounds for the BH to come and do some escorting away... :mad:


RAT OUT!!!
:eek: Don't you dare!!!! blinky eyes....Plezzzzz

Mrswildweasel
1 June 2005, 12:33
Welcome from another MI weenie, but I was supply 76C. I landed in the world of mechs, but I was a little earlier tha you. 82. And I still love a man in uniform. :D
Sdiver I have to steal that from you about the Marines...too good. Although we did have our token Squid in Berlin,only because he married a Zoomie.

magician
1 June 2005, 13:43
If my little girl ever comes ot the house with an idiot with a mohawk, I'm going 7th Cavalry on his ass and scalping him....

how about if she showed up with a mohawk?

what is not to like?

;)

Wench
1 June 2005, 13:49
That's not a mohawk, that's just wrong!

I'm glad I have a son. That's only one penis I have to worry about, not 3 million.

magician
1 June 2005, 13:57
I'm glad I have a son. That's only one penis I have to worry about, not 3 million.

holy shit, K.

you need to do stand up comedy.

:)

Wench
1 June 2005, 14:01
I told you, it's my rapier-like wit and charm that make up for the big ass. :D

piglet
1 June 2005, 14:30
You guys kill me. I am crying here!

K ass is not big, don't listen to her!!

Doogie there are some blondie's on here you knew. Don't make me get out of this charir!!!!!!!!

QB please don't poke the Marines with a stick! :)

Gypsy I need to borrow those shoes! :D

Oh yea Welcome to the new guy......what his name ;)

CAP MARINE
1 June 2005, 16:29
who let this youngster on here?
welcome aboard!

Gypsy
1 June 2005, 16:43
QB please don't poke the Marines with a stick! :)

Too late...! I was gonna post up but figured someone would be along to edumacate her. :p

Gypsy I need to borrow those shoes! :D

I don't usually share my thongs...but well for you, ok. LOL. Doogie seems to be extremely interested in them... ~wiggling my eyebrows~

GackMan
1 June 2005, 16:58
Welcome SIGINT Jug-Head!

01KP47W0291 myself.... yes that makes me have an earlier PEBD than doogie, but I'm somehow still younger.

Silly, yes, but the look on a guy's face as he tries to figure out how that shit works and exactly how long it will take him to get it off is priceless. Right up there with triple bra hooks. It's like watching a monkey with a Rubix cube.

No shit... there I was, hot and heavy trying to pull a body suit off a this girl, both of us drunk as 10 MFers *I thought it was a tank top*

old_rus_crypto
1 June 2005, 20:22
Welcome SIGINT Jug-Head!

01KP47W0291 myself....

Why does that remind me of a DLI class number? Is that Basic Korean?

GackMan
1 June 2005, 22:10
Why does that remind me of a DLI class number? Is that Basic Korean?

Yep!

you don't remember your class number? :mad: knock them out.

01RU47W.... ;)

old_rus_crypto
1 June 2005, 22:13
Yep!

you don't remember your class number? :mad: knock them out.

01RU47W.... ;)

...4488 was mine. Maybe my memory's not as fuzzy as I thought.

GackMan
1 June 2005, 22:17
...4488 was mine. Maybe my memory's not as fuzzy as I thought.

it is like a phone number. once you get started with 01RU... it rolls right off your tongue.

Doogie320
1 June 2005, 23:24
I solved a Rubik's cube once. I want a shot at the title. LOL.

Piglet, who is blonde here? I thought she drowned on the beach next to the 2 lesbians. Shit dead bodies and lesbians? Instant SOCNET classic in the making!

Oh, and welcome and thanks to the new guy for somehow being an enabler and making this all possible. I don't know what just happened but it is entertaining.

old_rus_crypto
2 June 2005, 00:06
Oh, and welcome and thanks to the new guy for somehow being an enabler and making this all possible. I don't know what just happened but it is entertaining.

I was going to ask if everyone got a welcome like this. Have to rename this place "PartyTown"...

piglet
2 June 2005, 00:16
I solved a Rubik's cube once. I want a shot at the title. LOL.

Piglet, who is blonde here? I thought she drowned on the beach next to the 2 lesbians. Shit dead bodies and lesbians? Instant SOCNET classic in the making!

Oh, and welcome and thanks to the new guy for somehow being an enabler and making this all possible. I don't know what just happened but it is entertaining.

You will pay for that little man, my name and lesbians in the same sentence!! And I want proof that you solved the rubix's cube a sworn affidavidt from a female that you haven't paid will work. :D

crypto we only welcome that real cool intel weenies this way. :) Didn't your mommy tell you that you were Special?!?!

piglet<who is blonde this year! ;)

Gypsy
2 June 2005, 00:30
piglet<who is blonde this year! ;)

Aww damn now I have to watch it with the blonde jokes.


:D

Doogie320
2 June 2005, 00:39
Aww damn now I have to watch it with the blonde jokes.


:D

My Comm commander is blonde, the one that can't keep up.

Okay, okay, I took the stickers off and put them back on for the Rubik's cube. I can think outside of the box, I still want a shot at the title. :D

Gypsy
2 June 2005, 00:40
My Comm commander is blonde, the one that can't keep up.



LOL...ohhhhhhhhh that explains it even more. Classic!

piglet
2 June 2005, 00:45
Aww damn now I have to watch it with the blonde jokes.


:D

No you don't sister! I will just start sending red head jokes to ya' ;)

But Doogie is in for it first chance I get! :D Don't forget my mommy knows VooDoo, and I can make a doll out of a white t-shirt, two popsicle sticks and a permantent marker!!

Doogie320
2 June 2005, 01:51
But Doogie is in for it first chance I get! :D Don't forget my mommy knows VooDoo, and I can make a doll out of a white t-shirt, two popsicle sticks and a permantent marker!!

Blah, blah, blah... promises, promises.

Gypsy
2 June 2005, 01:56
No you don't sister! I will just start sending red head jokes to ya' ;)

But Doogie is in for it first chance I get! :D Don't forget my mommy knows VooDoo, and I can make a doll out of a white t-shirt, two popsicle sticks and a permantent marker!!

Excellent...us redheads usually come out on top. :D

LOL...oh now you've gone and poked the hornet's nest...

magician
2 June 2005, 02:04
No shit... there I was, hot and heavy trying to pull a body suit off a this girl, both of us drunk as 10 MFers *I thought it was a tank top*

Oh, man.

Ok, K.

Time to post a pic of that ass.

:)

Wench
2 June 2005, 02:10
I can think outside of the box

That's not all you're stuck doing outside the box. Maybe you should be nicer to that blonde commander.

S--No pics of my ass exist. Uh uh no way. There isn't a lens panoramic enough :). I do have a lovely shot of a hunter orange Delta Force tanktop complete with rhinestone-studded dog tags, though. That sweet little number set me back $6.82 at WalMart, but I didn't mind. My shit's official now. Fence, schmence.

magician
2 June 2005, 02:31
S--No pics of my ass exist. Uh uh no way. There isn't a lens panoramic enough :). I do have a lovely shot of a hunter orange Delta Force tanktop complete with rhinestone-studded dog tags, though. That sweet little number set me back $6.82 at WalMart, but I didn't mind. My shit's official now. Fence, schmence.

So...what you are saying is, you will see my bid for a pic of your ass, and raise me a shot of your rack encased in an orange tanktop?

Call.

Show them.

:)

Wench
2 June 2005, 02:32
Dammit! Alright, I'll throw it up for a brief moment. Ssssuuuuffffffffeeerrrrrrr....they don't have them any more, so you can't get one :p.

Wench
2 June 2005, 02:36
Truly a classic. Hard to see, but the holes of the dog tags are actually pasted-on rhinestones.

GackMan
2 June 2005, 02:49
Right Click -> Save


now where is the un-auth KC shirt??

magician
2 June 2005, 03:31
my congratulations.

I now see you as a sex object (which is rare, for me and American women, and the comment is very much a compliment).

you have a very nice, pert, rack. However, you do not look very happy, or cold, so to speak.

did you say something about dog tags?

maybe another angle would help.

;)

one other comment....I am confused by the mythos which has arisen around a possibly apocryphal incident where those very same depicted jubblies were....allegedly rested on Joe's head?

Wench
2 June 2005, 03:47
Mantart ;)..and yes, knowing how you feel about American women, thank you very much :).

Yes, indeed those "jubblies" as Joe calls them were once placed upon his head. Adult beverages abounded..that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. I'll let him tell the story, though LOL. I didn't even remember doing it until days later when I couldn't figure out what the hell he was talking about hahaha.

Apollo
2 June 2005, 03:50
HAHAHA... now thats getting saved. to be used at a later date. :-D
These pictures always come in handy. *ducks from rolling pin wielding women*

magician
2 June 2005, 03:50
I am unspeakably envious.

To have those nice milk dispensers on your head, and to be lashed by your rapier tongue...

Do not get me started. I just took a shower.

;)

TPD1280
2 June 2005, 04:14
Truly a classic. Hard to see, but the holes of the dog tags are actually pasted-on rhinestones.


I can now die a happy man. Is that red hair I see hanging on your shoulder? I must compliment the shirts designer for the strategically placed stars.

Wench
2 June 2005, 04:20
Yes, that's red hair. Clashes wonderfully with the orange tanktop LMAO. And uh..ah...those stars are a little low haha.

magician
2 June 2005, 04:47
Ooh.

I missed the red hair. Nice.

The topper would be if you also had buck teeth.

:)

magician
2 June 2005, 04:49
You will pay for that little man, my name and lesbians in the same sentence!!


Mmmm.

This statement has potential.....mistress.

I think that he has been very, very bad. And dirty. Very dirty.

Punish him.

:)

Wench
2 June 2005, 09:37
Yes, I have buck teeth! And a huge wart and freckles!!

Piglet's are bigger! Piglet's are bigger!!! *drives bus over Piggie and runs away*

Honestly, I had to get a female vest. Male and unisex vests are rather uncomfortable, as are temporary vests that previously belonged to a female officer who was about 5'2" and flatchested :rolleyes:. And an uncomfortable vest is one that you don't tend to wear, which is unsat. VEST UP!

old_rus_crypto
2 June 2005, 11:27
Such demure femininas here... 8 pages of anatomy discussion and only one partial snap of a rack (as nice as it is).

Must I remind you? The call has already been placed. (http://www.socnetcentral.com/vb/showthread.php?t=48894)

Do you need shameless begging?... ... ... ... Cause I think we can do that... (http://musicclips.liquiddigitalmedia.com/asf1/6/3/1/8/0000418136.wsx) :rolleyes:

Wench
2 June 2005, 11:46
LOL if only you knew why that call had been placed :rolleyes:.

As for this feminista, that partial shot of a rack will have to suffice, and it shall be pulled shortly. I can only hope that it disappears where it was quoted as well...bastards LOL.

GackMan
2 June 2005, 14:18
Such demure femininas here... 8 pages of anatomy discussion and only one partial snap of a rack (as nice as it is).

Must I remind you? The call has already been placed. (http://www.socnetcentral.com/vb/showthread.php?t=48894)

Do you need shameless begging?... ... ... ... Cause I think we can do that... (http://musicclips.liquiddigitalmedia.com/asf1/6/3/1/8/0000418136.wsx) :rolleyes:

Hey everyone look... the new guy can use hte search button! :D

Wench
2 June 2005, 14:28
Haven't come up with that other pic, have you Gack? MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Doogie320
2 June 2005, 14:37
Hey everyone look... the new guy can use hte search button! :D

Can we keep him, Pa?

Wench
2 June 2005, 14:41
I think we should keep him. He can make up for RAT's spelling "problem". Lord knows SOTB can't do it alone.

GackMan
2 June 2005, 15:00
Haven't come up with that other pic, have you Gack? MWAHAHAHAHA!!!


so.... you think it doesn't exist out there? somewhere on the internet? :P

In someone's "My Pictures" -> "K's jumblies" folder?

piglet
2 June 2005, 15:36
Mmmm.

This statement has potential.....mistress.

I think that he has been very, very bad. And dirty. Very dirty.

Punish him.

:)

Mistress Piglet.......I like it :D You may all start using my new Title.

Sdvier assume the position while I look for my pingpong paddle and borrow Scotty's sheep loofah!
You can be my whipping boy while I think of something truely wicked for Doogie!! ;)

Doogie320
2 June 2005, 15:38
You can be my whipping boy while I think of something truely wicked for Doogie!! ;)

You don't have it in you.

piglet
2 June 2005, 15:38
Yes, I have buck teeth! And a huge wart and freckles!!

Piglet's are bigger! Piglet's are bigger!!! *drives bus over Piggie and runs away*

Honestly, I had to get a female vest. Male and unisex vests are rather uncomfortable, as are temporary vests that previously belonged to a female officer who was about 5'2" and flatchested :rolleyes:. And an uncomfortable vest is one that you don't tend to wear, which is unsat. VEST UP!

You evil wench you .......I am so proud, but you forget I can get pictures of your milk dispensers! (I shudder while typing that I want you to know!) ;)

piglet
2 June 2005, 15:41
You don't have it in you.

Oh yea of little faith! LOL What if I told you I was really a lesbian and I have pictures to prove it! On your knees little man, begin your begging. :D

Wench
2 June 2005, 15:42
My milk dispensers and I feel positively bovine now.

ke4gde
2 June 2005, 16:00
All this talk talk of milk dispensers, lesbians, and skimpy little tank tops is making it "hard" to leave my desk. :eek:

Rock on! :D

magician
3 June 2005, 05:22
do not forget the buck teeth.

they naturally fit with bovine milk dispensers, sheep loofas, lesbians, and dominatrixes.

and...did I just hear ...The Mistress....tell her (possibly lesbian?) slave K to assume the position lest she unleash photographs of K's milk dispensers?

this thread just got a lot better, and it did not suck before.

for the record, I too am a lesbian. I am a big lesbian.

:)

old_rus_crypto
3 June 2005, 11:20
Valhalla. That's what this is. Valhalla.

Gypsy
3 June 2005, 11:35
for the record, I too am a lesbian. I am a big lesbian.

:)

Trapped in a man's body...

:D

Wench
3 June 2005, 12:45
*shakes fist* Damn you, piggie!!! You drove the bus back over me!!!

Have I mentioned that piglet's are BIGGER??!!!! If you can overlook the fact that she apparently has a fetish for playing in dirty New Orleans gutter water, that is. Of course, anyone who wears open-toed shoes down Bourbon Street on a Saturday night has attained honorary big balls in my opinion.

Ha!

Doogie320
3 June 2005, 12:49
Have I mentioned that piglet's are BIGGER??!!!! If you can overlook the fact that she apparently has a fetish for playing in dirty New Orleans gutter water, that is.

Go Greyhound and leave the driving to Wench.

GackMan
3 June 2005, 13:05
Have I mentioned that piglet's are BIGGER??!!!!

I don't believe you... post pics for proof.

magician
3 June 2005, 13:40
Trapped in a man's body...

:D

actually, I often unleash my lesbian side.

:)

Wench
3 June 2005, 13:48
We've got no proof he's "trapped in a man's body"...I think we need pics of his ass.

Are you hot?

old_rus_crypto
3 June 2005, 15:12
Don't fall for it. It's a trap. Take my word for it.

magician
3 June 2005, 15:28
believe me, I know.

:)

K, give it up. Turn-about may be fair play, but you should already know that I do not play fair.

Besides, I would never inflict my ass on the world. Maybe 20 years ago. Not now. Who wants to see an old fat guy's ass? Not me. Ok, maybe you do. Hmmmm.

On the other hand, it is a public service to publicly display YOUR attributes.

Where is The Mistress?

:)

Wench
3 June 2005, 15:46
A public service to raging alcoholics, perhaps. My 1600x1200 ass would sober them right up, never to touch a drop again out of fear that horrid hallucination would return.

And now, lesbian bovines....
http://www.progressiveboink.com/b/images/emily/udder.jpg

Bravo_One_Three
3 June 2005, 17:37
Mmmmmm... Lesbian Booooovines...

piglet
3 June 2005, 18:12
Mine are not bigger!

And just for Gack here is proff.


http://www.p-rosebank.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/dominatrix_03_sm.jpg.w300h400.jpg


K,
You have violated the secret lesbian bovine code. A letter detailing your crimes will arrive shortly in the mail!! 50 lashs with the Noodle!!

Doogie I went shoe shopping just for you. ;) Black 4 inch heels (wiggles eyebrows) LOL
If that doesn't work I am gonna hold the naked mole rat hostage!!

Magician I got your Mistress right here! You get 100 lashes for..........hell I don't I am sure you did something to be punished for!

Doogie320
3 June 2005, 18:58
Piglet,
1) I can't believe I clicked on that link. WTH was I thinking? A better question is where did you get that?
2) Nice shoes....
3) How do you know about the mole rat? Who talked?

piglet
3 June 2005, 19:14
Piglet,
1) I can't believe I clicked on that link. WTH was I thinking? A better question is where did you get that?
2) Nice shoes....
3) How do you know about the mole rat? Who talked?


1) Not telling. ;)
2) thanks
3) I pinkey swore, so that is a no go also!

(mwah!! )

Mistress Piglet

Doogie320
3 June 2005, 19:39
I see how it is. I have my suspicions though.

Gypsy
3 June 2005, 23:52
Piglet,
2) Nice shoes....


HEYYYYYYYY.

:D

old_rus_crypto
4 June 2005, 00:11
HEYYYYYYYY.

:D

I've been here less than a week and I knew that was going to happen.

Gypsy
4 June 2005, 00:15
I've been here less than a week and I knew that was going to happen.

LMAO...no, it's not what you think.

There's a history to that phrase, it's from an oldie but goodie thread about pick up lines. IIRC I *think* it was a quote from our very own Battboy from Hell...


Nice shoes....




....wanna f*ck?

:cool:

old_rus_crypto
4 June 2005, 01:05
Nice shoes....




....wanna f*ck?

:cool:

Well, I was flattered for a moment until I realized you're were repeating the pickup line. That makes perfect sense to a guy. A lady should be flattered. Isn't that why they buy the shoes?

Gypsy
4 June 2005, 01:26
Well, I was flattered for a moment until I realized you're were repeating the pickup line.

Why recreate the wheel?

That makes perfect sense to a guy. A lady should be flattered. Isn't that why they buy the shoes?


Why yes...yes it is. :D

GackMan
4 June 2005, 14:25
Haven't come up with that other pic, have you Gack? MWAHAHAHAHA!!!


http://www.socnetcentral.com/vb/showthread.php?t=49659

:eek:

Wench
4 June 2005, 14:36
Dammit, even if you did find it you weren't supposed to do THAT with it!!!!

I'm going to google a pic of a small penis and start my own poll.....mwahaha.

Doogie320
4 June 2005, 14:42
I'm going to google a pic of a small penis and start my own poll.....mwahaha.

Hey, you said you destroyed those pictures of me!

My feeling is so hurt right now.

TPD1280
4 June 2005, 14:51
Intel types NEVER throw away raw data. It just gets filed away until it becomes useful/relevant. :D

J you are my hero.

GackMan
4 June 2005, 17:05
damn.... admins looking over K's shoulder helping her out.

at least some of you got to see it.

:D

Wench
4 June 2005, 17:19
That's right. Neener, neener.

TPD1280
5 June 2005, 21:14
but not before "right click, save target as"

guess what I want as my avatar? :D

old_rus_crypto
6 June 2005, 14:31
Share the love.

TPD1280
6 June 2005, 20:04
:eek:

do you remember the old cartoons where the pissed off person reaches through the phone lines and chokes his antagonist?

That's what would happen to me if Wench caught me passing pics around. Not to mention the odd falling anvil.

If you missed them while they were up let that be a lesson in SOCNET life: shit happens pretty fast around here, sometimes the thread gets deleted or locked before you get to play.

old_rus_crypto
6 June 2005, 23:58
:eek:

do you remember the old cartoons where the pissed off person reaches through the phone lines and chokes his antagonist?

That's what would happen to me if Wench caught me passing pics around. Not to mention the odd falling anvil.

If you missed them while they were up let that be a lesson in SOCNET life: shit happens pretty fast around here, sometimes the thread gets deleted or locked before you get to play.

Impressive loyalty... I can appreciate that.

(still didn't get to see the danged old picture)

Wench
7 June 2005, 02:35
*wipes tear*

Your fear makes some cold, black part of me go a little soft. Mmm...nevermind, the moment passed.

orc (because your name is too damned long), it was in the same vein as the other, just featuring a tshirt that some of the guys here at SOCNET sent me as a surprise, naughty bitches that they are.

K

magician
7 June 2005, 05:48
I have them both.

let's see...loyalty to Kristin...or hilarity.

(weighing the matter)

hmmmm.

ok.

What are they worth to you?

;)

TPD1280
7 June 2005, 07:00
Impressive loyalty... I can appreciate that

Your fear makes some cold, black part of me go a little soft.

Loyalty....you bet

Fear? Lets see here, redheaded southern female with a demonstrated proficiency in firearms and unarmed self defense....hmmm you decide ;)

Incurring the wrath of 40 or 50 guys who, like myself, are committed to the principle of "If you make her cry, I make you cry"...not a chance.

Wench
7 June 2005, 12:07
Just for that, magician, I shall ensure that TPD gets a third pic that he won't share with you :p.

magician
7 June 2005, 15:25
ok.

loyalty wins. (As if there were ever really any doubt).

:)

feel free to send the third pic.

SOTB
5 April 2008, 20:16
Somehow this thread has survived the prunings -- cool....

sierraseven
6 April 2008, 00:50
And speaking of the "prunings" - GODDAMN IT I'M BACK DOWN TO 13 POSTS!

Isn't there some way we can keep our cumulative total when the threads get flushed? I'm askeered I'll turn back into a virgin.

S7

TPD1280
6 April 2008, 17:12
I wondered how the hell this thread got resurrected.

RGR.Montcalm
7 April 2008, 11:29
My sensitivity amounts to, "It's far better to have a ***** than to be one."

You can't be THAT old...I enlisted in 93, so unless you signed up when you were 40, you're still a spring chicken around here. What with old farts like Sharky and Doogie hanging around.

K

Sharky is just a young'un...:D