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Class29wc
1 March 2006, 15:06
Pentagon mulling 'stealth sharks' to patrol the seas: New Scientist
Mar 01 2:12 PM US/Eastern

The Pentagon is reportedly funding research into neural implants with the ultimate hope of turning sharks into "stealth spies" capable of gliding undetected through the ocean.

According to the British weekly New Scientist, the research builds on experimental work to control animals by implanting tiny electrodes in their brain, which are then stimulated to induce a behavioral response.


"The Pentagon hopes to exploit sharks' natural ability to glide quietly through the water, sense delicate electrical gradients and follow chemical trails," says the report, carried in next Saturday's New Scientist.

"By remotely guiding the sharks' movements they hope to transform the animals into stealth spies, perhaps capable of following vessels without being spotted."

The unusual project is being funded by the Pentagon's Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), which pioneered the Internet as a platform for robust communications.

Scientists involved in the scheme presented their work last week at a meeting on Ocean Sciences in Honolulu, Hawaii, according to the report.

A team at Boston University have implanted electrodes into the brain of a spiny dogfish in a shallow tank.

The implants, controlled by a small radio transmitter, stimulate either the right or left side of a brain area dedicated to smell, causing the fish to flick around in that direction in response to the signal.

The next step will be to take this device outside the laboratory. Blue sharks implanted with the gadget are to be released off the coast of Florida.

As radio signals will not penetrate the sea, communications with the fish will be made through US Navy acoustic towers capable of sending sonar signals to a shark up to 300 kilometers (187 miles) away.

Other DARPA-funded researchers are working on using implants to record brain activity in sharks in order to understand which neurons are fired by scents, electrical or magnetic fields.

These signals help the fish to navigate and offer the reward of food, and could thus in theory be manipulated for surveillance work.

New Scientist says the DARPA work is controversial, but also points out that work with animal implants also has a potential benefit for medicine.

Understanding more about the brain's electrical signals could one day result in implants to control a prosthetic limb to overcome paralysis.

Sdiver
1 March 2006, 15:08
**Insert "Laser beam attached to their friking heads" joke here**

Typhoon
1 March 2006, 18:45
**Insert "Laser beam attached to their friking heads" joke here**
Ya beat me to it, SDiver...

ExSquid
1 March 2006, 23:39
Are they atleast, "ill tempered?"

x/S

Golden Tiger
2 March 2006, 07:31
Heh, I bet PETA's already getting a press release ready.

Typhoon
2 March 2006, 13:26
Heh, I bet PETA's already getting a press release ready.
Would PETA object to Mutant Sea Bass? :D

Golden Tiger
2 March 2006, 13:32
Would PETA object to Mutant Sea Bass? :D

Good idea, the Pentagon can just they found them like that in the wild. :D

USN Intel Guy
3 March 2006, 16:44
Would PETA object to Mutant Sea Bass? :D

Born and raised near Three Mile Island!!! :)

Golden Tiger
3 March 2006, 17:49
Born and raised near Three Mile Island!!! :)

See? They even have a plausible location to "find" them at! :D

RLK
4 March 2006, 12:42
Looks like Uncle Sam finally found a way to one-up the gaming industry.

I can see the PSU/Harbor Defense guys chomping on divers with their remote controlled sharks now. Beats the hell out of looking for cave-in victims with roaches anyway.

http://www.intercorr.com/roach.htm

http://www.prepx.com/six/roboroach.html

Next up, electoral candidates.

Typhoon
4 March 2006, 19:42
Born and raised near Three Mile Island!!!
Kind of like Blinky the three eyed fish in the Simpsons!

Believe it or not the biggest source of contamination for Striped Bass on the eastern seaboard is the PCB's dumped into the Hudson River. General Electric did most of the dumping until the early 1970's. The Stripers are still significantly contaminated because PCB's are heavy and deteriorate very slowly in bottom sediments. The New York State DEC has within the past few years sampled fish that were so contaminated by PCB's they had to be treated as toxic waste upon disposal.

But they are ill-tempered!!! :D

funkythumm
6 March 2006, 21:53
When you say PETA your are speaking of the People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.. Correct??

Typhoon
6 March 2006, 22:54
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.. Correct??
Back in the mid 1990's when people were first buying up internet domain names some bright guy bought "PETA" and made it stand for the above name. Then he linked the site to all the meat companies, trade associations, hunting and fishing sites. Then he published all the hate mail he got from the animal lovers. The hate mail was so tweeked up that it was ridiculously funny. The site is still up but hasn't been updated in years. Too bad. Here is a sample of what he received:

From: The Max <max-mail@pi.net>
To: eats@peta.org
Subject: Hate Mail
Date: Mon, 29 Apr 1996 19:33:26 +0200

Hi assholes,
I hope you will get "Mad cow disease" and die soon, it'd be better for the world that way. It'd be nice if some bunch of other sick minds hunted you down.. just to let you feel what it's like.. If it ever happens.. it'd like to know where you're buried, so that I can dig up your miserable body and make a coat out of your skin.
Max..

Real peaceful folks, eh? :rolleyes:

funkythumm
6 March 2006, 23:44
Holy Crap!! I didnt even know that.. That was quite an email.. and Ive been told that I was a sick M'r F'r... These guys got me beat! Making a coat out of my dead skin?? wish I would have thought of that!!

Typhoon
7 March 2006, 19:23
Isn't that something, Funkythumm? Some of the other hate emails on that site are just as outrageous...

funkythumm
7 March 2006, 21:01
Isn't that something, Funkythumm? Some of the other hate emails on that site are just as outrageous...
Im up in NorCal so Im used to the liberal, hippy lettuce smoking, "Peaceniks" that want to save animals but make a lampshade out of a human.. Im pretty much on the lower end of society up here being a white, heterosexual male, that likes a good piece of cow everynow and again. Oh yeah.. Im pro-military and love my country. Im surprised im not in jail