I was depressed last night

[Joker]

I was depressed last night so I called 1-800-Lifeline.


As usual nowadays, the call center was in Pakistan.


I told them I was feeling down and suicidal.


They got all excited -- asked if I could drive a TRUCK.

[PanaVet]

I am so laughing my ass off... thanks for that.

[SIG 229]

That's "wrong" on so many levels...but I freaking loved it!

[l4dylucklady]

To Funny...LMAO

[RangerCharlie]

I didn't get it at first...then it hit me!

[eltrane]

Damn that was funny.

[JCastro]

ROFL!!!
That is hilarious!!!

Thanks for the post.

[Tracy]

I didn't get it at first...then it hit me!

LOL Nice double-entendre.

[chokeu2]

LOL!
There is definitely something wrong with you! :D

[RGR.Montcalm]

Did you answer, "No, but I take a 42 long in vests?"

[NightLandNav]

The first 2-3 sec it's funny.

Then the plausibility starts to sink in.

Yes, in fact...there are plenty of people who are that stupid, gullible and available. And that's just in my Area Code.

All a "rebel without a cause" needs...is a cause. Sheep...Lemmings...whatever....pick one, same difference.

Don't get me wrong...that 2-3 sec I LMAO. :D