"New" Army Movie w-Jessica Simpson

[agonyea]

http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/31315

Here is the trailer for: Major Movie Star

Looks alot like Private Benjamin
I have some pics with her in this movie but I need to get them resized.

[agonyea]

Plot Outline:
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Parker suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life

[KS11]

All I see are boobs and a few buttons that are under some serious strain.

[agonyea]

Jessica with a empty rucksack

[brcannon]

Trailer quote- "a little less dog, and a little more doggy-style....

[LRS Guy]

Yea, thats just great.

[BlackHorse]

Now thats the way to fill a set of greens.

[Drew]

Outstanding looking Class D's... er, uh I mean Class B's

[Sigi]

She is really, really hot.

The movie looks really, really stupid.

[okami1]

All I see are boobs and a few buttons that are under some serious strain.

Damn. Those buttons are holding on for dear life. I love it.

[Scratchy]

"You're going down on me Valentine."


I wish.

[MikeC2W]

She certainly makes the uniform look good.

[timmah5]

Yeah.....I think I'm gonna be good with just some still shots on this one.

[Sharky]

She's awesome until she speaks............

[KS11]

She's awesome until she speaks............


What's funny is that she's actually not all that ditzy. I think it's mostly an act she puts on because that's the way people expect her to be. She'd be a million times hotter if she cut that shit out. Not that I'd kick her to the curb anyway...

[Bravo Five Romeo]

The trailer reminds me a lot of Private Benjaman... except there wasn't a single moment in the trailer that looked even remotely funny.

Who knows? Maybe it will be a serious movie...
I'm just picturing Jessica Simpson with her weapon in the latrine like in Full Metal Jacket...
"I am in a world of shit!"
... now that is a movie I would go see.

[Sigi]

She's awesome until she speaks............
LOL....Too true, although she made a perfect Daisy Duke.

[MikeC2W]

...


I'm just picturing Jessica Simpson with her weapon in the latrine like in Full Metal Jacket...
"I am in a world of shit!"
... now that is a movie I would go see.


ROTFLMAO - holy shit I just blew snot! LOL That's a great image.

[Ex-PH]

I'm just picturing Jessica Simpson with her weapon in the latrine..."
Personally, I'm picturing Jessica Simpson in her underwear.

[Remington Raider]

It's all about timing. Just in time for Pres. Billary, the sequel "Sgt. Valentine smokes the Q." It will put G.I. Jane to shame.

[ParrotHead]

Plot Outline:
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Parker suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life


Was that Cheri O"Teri behind her? That chick is hilarious

[dsumner]

Well she managed to piss off her security detail in Kuwait with a lot of BS, like asking that they clear EVERYONE out of the Green Beans before she entered the place, and I could go on.

[Bravo Five Romeo]

Well she managed to piss off her security detail in Kuwait with a lot of BS, like asking that they clear EVERYONE out of the Green Beans before she entered the place, and I could go on.
Please do go on. I'd like to hear. Seriously. If she acted like a pampered bitch, fuck her.

[SN]

Please do go on. I'd like to hear. Seriously. If she acted like a pampered bitch, fuck her.

She acted like a pampered bitch.

Yes she demanded the coffee shop be cleared.

She did not want to do any "meet and greets' her manager was heard telling her she needed to do them because it was good for her image.

She demanded a seperate vehicle to the airport, and forced the emabassey staff to get her a pass through customs.

Myspace must have paid her a shitload of money, because it's evident she didn't want to be here.

[dsumner]

There was a shit load of stuff going on. While all the other performers for the Operation Myspace show were cool, and basically hung out with people between practicing for the show, Ms. Simpson acted like a royal bitch. She’d have her security detail clear her a path every time she came out her room (can‘t talk to those nasty ole soldiers). She refused to basically even say so much as "good morning" to anyone when she walked past them; she wouldn't sign autographs, (until her handlers talked to her about it); and a bunch of other shit. The excuse was she’d been sick and was taking medication to keep her voice.

During the actual show, she was refusing to come out of her room. She claimed it was because she was "scared" because people were throwing water bottles at the stage. That was a crock of shit. They had several pallets of water sitting around the food court/stage area. People couldn't get to them without trying to fight through the crowd, so when someone yelled for water, anyone standing near the water toss a couple of unopened bottles to them, that's it. Carlos Mencia (who is funny as shit, and hung out for a couple of days before the show just chillin with various units) had to go an coax her to come out on stage. She really pissed off a lot of people. At one point one of the lieutenants on the detail told our guys, "Fuck this bitch, I'm sick of this shit, if you want to stay you can, I'm gone.", and walked off. (he was pissed that one her assistants insisted that they provide personnel to watch some personal belongings, Jessica had sitting in the hall of her barracks, even though they had guys blocking anyone from coming in the building to begin with). The only reason she went up to the stage is because the mic they gave her wouldn’t work, and she had to move to get the damn thing to work properly