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wstsidedet
1 June 2001, 01:37
Hey ladies and gents. Just wanted to say hello since i am new to the board. I am a property crimes and missing persons investigator with a dept outside of Metro atlanta.
Also, i have the replacement for the SWAT brick. I have the new and improved 100% USDA approved SWAT OC dispenser.(dont worry about that Philly blunt wrapper. there was a typo at the factory)
Welcome aboard. Unfortunately, you are a LEO from the same state as grrlcop74, which may be held against you by some members of the board.
Just a little hint, don't hit on her no matter how often she flirts with you. You see, she has this boyfriend who goes by MADMIK, and he is really possessive...........
In all seriousness, welcome.
mdb23
KCMO PD
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wstsidedet
1 June 2001, 02:35
Well thats just ducky. I read some of her posts and i was thinking. Umm, i done went and found the woman of my dreams. Well shoot. Guess i gotta regroup.
On the real.... Thanks Mdb. I appreciate the welcome.
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Jeff Rambo
1 June 2001, 03:22
Now thats just wrong ... [No offense Mike]
Welcome wstsidedet (can't believe I was able to type that).
Curtis Newkirk
1 June 2001, 03:49
Wstside,
Slow down, your going to peak early.
Don't mind MIKe when you meet him. He's like a Web pet. If he humps you leg, just slap the piss out of him.
As for Grrlcop, I'm not saying she's a tease, but she's all blue, and she likes to keep her men matching (at least the more important parts).
Welcome to the team.
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Nuck
"Defensor Brewus"
Defender of the beer
Nope, Kristen is from L.A. Lower Alabama.
Welcome aboard wildman.
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USMCSNIPERONE
1 June 2001, 09:33
Originally posted by Curtis Newkirk:
Wstside,
Slow down, your going to peak early.
Don't mind MIKe when you meet him. He's like a Web pet. If he humps you leg, just slap the piss out of him.
As for Grrlcop, I'm not saying she's a tease, but she's all blue, and she likes to keep her men matching (at least the more important parts).
Welcome to the team.
You all have to stop it!
My back is hurting enough without all this
laughing!
Oh yea, WSTSIDE Welcome aboard.
Semper Fi Sniperone
RogueExec
1 June 2001, 11:06
Originally posted by Curtis Newkirk:
As for Grrlcop, I'm not saying she's a tease, but she's all blue, and she likes to keep her men matching (at least the more important parts).
Better blue (Police) than brown (Sheriff) cuz I don't even wanna KNOW about the matching parts at that point.
Originally posted by Sharky:
Nope, Kristen is from L.A. Lower Alabama.
Welcome aboard wildman.
Don't listen to this guy, he is just a former Navy reject who hates high school dropouts for some unknown reason. Wait a minute, I might be confusing people's backgrounds again. Oh well, even if he isn't that guy, he reminds me of him sometimes <smiling>.
mdb23
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grrlcop74
1 June 2001, 13:04
And the winner is...ding ding ding..BAITBOY!! I am from Mobile, mdb. And I do have all my teeth. And the only thing I own with wheels is my car. Welcome, wst. I'll try to be gentle..mwahahahaha!
Kristen
"Bow chicka bow bow"
Originally posted by grrlcop74:
...I am from Mobile, mdb. And I do have all my teeth...
Kristen
"Bow chicka bow bow"
...and there's at least one branch in the family tree...
ba-dum-bum ching!
RogueExec
2 June 2001, 02:39
Originally posted by grrlcop74:
I do have all my teeth.
So you'll never be accused of lying through your tooth, like many of our friends down South, eh?
And the only thing I own with wheels is my car.
Yep. Brooms don't have wheels. http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/biggrin.gif
ROGUE
"Bow chicka bow bow"
LMFAO!
Welcome aboard wstsidedet! You're gonna be fine!
What's the deal with the Braves? We need some wins!
DOC
DOL
Welcome aboard, I have a friend that is a LEO in Dekalb.
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wstsidedet2
2 June 2001, 16:43
Yall, i feel like a bonehead. I changed my password before reading the anouncement about not to change your password. I had to go an re-register again.
Originally posted by mdb23:
Don't listen to this guy, he is just a former Navy reject who hates high school dropouts for some unknown reason.
That would be Al Bundy, Commando Shoe Salesman Extraordinaire, Successful Sole Proprietor of Deep Sand Footwear and Aquatic Accessories (specializing in 100% Pure, US-made all-neoprene bed-wetter sheets). Once scored four times in one afternoon in the boys' locker room at Polk High School.
BTW.... I've lived in the South (Texas) since '78 and have all of my teeth, except for the one I had surgically removed to make room for my Official Duke Leto Atreides Poison Gas Dispenser Bridgework™.
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Action figure sold separately, batteries not included. All explosives have been secretly replaced with New Folger's Crystals™....
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Salter you should make movies with Rogue...
I don't know who should direct and who should
act but the two of you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
twisted...I know you could make money off it
some how...Really think about it...
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Take calculated risks.
That is quite different from being rash.
George S. Patton
Originally posted by William M Salter:
That would be Al Bundy, Commando Shoe Salesman Extraordinaire, Successful Sole Proprietor of Deep Sand Footwear and Aquatic Accessories............
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I am well aware of this fact, I was merely attempting to utilize some quick-witted sarcasm. Guess it didn't work, eh.
<sigh>
At least Trigg thinks I am funny.
mdb23
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I go MIA for a couple of days Kristen starts....and ends a pissing contest, and Rogue....you still got it. "No wheels on a broom" LMAO
By the way welcome to the board.
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grrlcop74
4 June 2001, 17:52
Broom, my ass. I'm a modern witch. I've got a tricked-out Hoover with 20 power settings and the best suction available on the market today. Not to mention the attachments....
Kristen
Originally posted by grrlcop74:
Broom, my ass. I'm a modern witch. I've got a tricked-out Hoover...
Kristen
I had you figured for a "Dirt Devil"; shucks, missed again :-(
If CinCHouse knew I was reading a military board w/quotes such as this one!
She would terminate my cable connection!
LMAO
I would be terminated alright, but hey, no harm no foul. http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/wink.gif
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"America is not a blanket woven from one thread, one color, one cloth."
grrlcop74
4 June 2001, 22:21
I can't remember..did I share the "Hoover" story from my Army days? Oh, and Tracy...<whispering in his ear>...Armorall.
Kristen http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/tongue.gif
RogueExec
5 June 2001, 16:23
Originally posted by grrlcop74:
I've got a tricked-out Hoover with 20 power settings and the best suction available on the market today. Not to mention the attachments....
Kristen
Gotta love that "more power".....
By the way, you DO know that the only difference between a Harley and a Hoover is the position of the dirtbag, right???
Originally posted by RogueExec:
By the way, you DO know that the only difference between a Harley and a Hoover is the position of the dirtbag, right???
LMAO....I will have to remember that one. I always figured the only warranty you got with a Harley was a tool kit????
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RogueExec
6 June 2001, 11:40
Well, it's no surprise, bro.......they shake so much, half of your locking bolts are nearly rotated off by the time you get from the dealership to your driveway. http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/wink.gif
Now I know at least ONE of you mid-life crisis types has got a Harley, so before you get your knickers in a twist, I'm just kidding. http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/biggrin.gif
Kristen has all her teeth? Damn! http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/smile.gif
grrlcop74
8 June 2001, 19:03
We all have our little imperfections, Razor http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/tongue.gif!
Kristen
Boy....how quick are yall to get to talking that same ol' trash talk again.....
RogueExec
11 June 2001, 14:07
Quicker than you can say, "Sex sells".
RogueExec
12 June 2001, 11:31
Originally posted by grrlcop74:
We all have our little imperfections, Razor http://www.specialoperations.com/ubboard/tongue.gif!
Kristen
I have a cream that takes care of those, Kristen.
Come to think of it, I have a cream that causes them too.
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