Cosmetic Surgeon solves the energy crisis

[M.Pen]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1101005/Probe-cosmetic-surgeon-powered-4x4-patients-excess-flab.html

The man's a genius!

[okami1]

Narrator: He was the guerilla terrorist in the food service industry.

Tyler Durden: Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.

Narrator: Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well …

Tyler Durden (snickers): Go ahead. Tell 'em.

Narrator: You get the idea.