What a DEAL!

[bmf]

To any active duty Navy EOD tech filling a billet in a unit located in Sicily:

I'll switch you one billet (mine) for one billet (yours). Just to make the deal more sweet, I'll throw in a six pack of Corona, a slightly used Hustler, a Box of Cohibas, and an authentic Australian strippers G-string.
Any takers?

[jw]

I was right there with ya until the G string. My wife would catch me wearing it on my head and I'd be paying child support for life! Guess I better stay here.

[DFC5343]

How much for the g-string?

[bmf]

2 year tour minimum!