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Old 12 January 2012, 18:02
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Just for SOTB...

http://issuu.com/plusmodelmag/docs/p...anuary_2012/61

It is high time the tyranny of the thin is ended and we acknowledge the new reality.
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Old 12 January 2012, 18:09
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Exclamation Warning! May be NSFW...

Warning: May be NSFW

While tastefully done, some of the photos show enough to be NSFW.


SOTB......they are blonde and have great personalities. Don't waste your time....
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Old 12 January 2012, 18:12
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SOTB... most wouldn't meet the fist check let alone pinky...IMHO
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Old 12 January 2012, 18:52
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While tastefully done, some of the photos show enough to be NSFW.
Wouldn't someone with a job be in a better position to comment on NSFW


Sorry man, I couldn't resist.
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Old 12 January 2012, 18:11
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Hey, that Kasia chick is pretty hot.. but I kinda like em chubby
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Old 12 January 2012, 23:17
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Hey, that Kasia chick is pretty hot.. but I kinda like em chubby
I think she's gross. She looks like a sausage. There is a difference between a curvy woman and a sausage. She has no tits, no ass....

Now that Laura Wells woman is attractive. She's a little thick, but she's got a meaty, slappable bucket and some lungs on her. I like her.
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Old 13 January 2012, 07:43
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I think she's gross. She looks like a sausage. There is a difference between a curvy woman and a sausage. She has no tits, no ass....

Now that Laura Wells woman is attractive. She's a little thick, but she's got a meaty, slappable bucket and some lungs on her. I like her.
Yeah, laura wells is pretty good... But I think kasia still looks good. But I could stand to lose a few pounds, maybe I just like sausage :)
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Old 12 January 2012, 18:22
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......and Mass, why are you reading PLUS Model Magazine?
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......and Mass, why are you reading PLUS Model Magazine?
Years ago while doing a "health and comfort" inspection on my Marines, I found an issue of something called "Plumpers, Big Boobs, and Fat Chicks" or something long those lines, in one of my guy's wall locker. We were at Camp Fuji in open squadbays, so everyone in the platoon got to see what was found. I don't have the words to describe what I saw, but the women made the chick in this thread look like an anorexic model. I was disgusted, yet strangely curious, so I took a glance through the mag. Now when I go to Walmart, I know where they must have found the "models"
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Years ago while doing a "health and comfort" inspection on my Marines, I found an issue of something called "Plumpers, Big Boobs, and Fat Chicks" or something long those lines, in one of my guy's wall locker. We were at Camp Fuji in open squadbays, so everyone in the platoon got to see what was found. I don't have the words to describe what I saw, but the women made the chick in this thread look like an anorexic model. I was disgusted, yet strangely curious, so I took a glance through the mag. Now when I go to Walmart, I know where they must have found the "models"
Freshman year of college, coach stuck me with an offensive tackle for a roommate. Big ole country ass black dude, nice guy, but well...he spent the entirety of his down time watching Food Network and looking at fatty porn. I still remember him one day, very angrily shouting at the TV, "nooooo Bobby Flay, you just wrong, dont you do that to that burger!".

Anyway, he had the TV, I had the computer, so being good roommates, I was welcome to use his tv, he was welcome to use my PC. One night in the middle of the night i hear a very unsettling rustling sound - i naturally have more sense than to investigate, i just put head to pillow and squash the nightmares. The next day I investigate, pull up browser history, find something entitled "fatfantasies". A members-only site. As in, this sucker was not only paying for porn, he was paying for fatty porn, that he was viewing on *my* damn computer. I confront him, and he tries to deny it, "nah man, they have normal chicks too!", but when one day sifting through his VHS collection looking for a *normal* movie to watch, I stumble upon a work entitled "Latin Plump Humpers", the charade was over.

Not out of any spite, but I haven't spoken with the gent since. I do wonder just what his wife looks like, and how large a woman it takes to please a fatty-fetishist offensive tackle.
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Old 12 January 2012, 20:20
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......and Mass, why are you reading PLUS Model Magazine?
Ever met Mass? He used to carry pics of large women on his kit
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......and Mass, why are you reading PLUS Model Magazine?
I can explain... I just choose not to.
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I can explain... I just choose not to.
Oh I'm sure you can........

and I don't blame you for not doing so!

Besides, none of us want to know what you do with your computer and a tub of Cisco......
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...and a tub of Cisco......
Not so sure the tub of Crisco is for him...
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Not so sure the tub of Crisco is for him...
Nah......they all look like bacon grease kinda girls!
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Old 12 January 2012, 18:24
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I don't even want to know how you came across this haha.

I am a little confused though...I went through the pictures and all I saw were women. Not sure how SOTB would even remotely be attracted. :)
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Old 12 January 2012, 18:39
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one image in and am already fuming, the damn caption:

"Twenty years ago the average fashion model weighed 8% less than the average woman. Today she weighs 23% less"

Yes, because we're all fucking fat. 2/3 the damn country is overweight. So what do you reckon is the variable here, fashion models have just gotten really damn anorexic, or...we've gotten fucking fat. So, now we have a bunch of assholes trying to shove the "this is average normal weight not, stop being shallow and accept it!" down our throats. Yes, let's play the blame game, it's not that we're sedentary cunters eating all day and sitting on our asses, it's that those damn scheming models have just gotten so bloody thin they've unfairly made us look plump! It's a grand conspiracy! GTFO

Which...look, people gain, people lose, things happen, if you're overall comfortable, healthy, hey, good on ya! But drop the bullshit expecting me to alter my expectations, the accusatory "how dare you not accept our increasing rotundity as canon!".

Ugh. In the immortal words of our Lord to the centurion on Golgotha, "screw you guys, I'm going home".

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Old 12 January 2012, 18:55
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"Twenty years ago the average fashion model weighed 8% less than the average woman. Today she weighs 23% less"
Well, to be fair, fashion models are disgustingly skinny.
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Old 12 January 2012, 19:19
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Well, to be fair, fashion models are disgustingly skinny.
some yes, some no
if we're talking about Victorias Secret models, the hallowed texts of an ancient Sanskrit text whose name escapes me at the moment clearly point out, "I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie". A few things may have gotten lost in translation, but the general theme holds true.

The ones that can't fill out a swimsuit properly, no thanks. The ones who overflow a swimsuit as well, though, no thanks.
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