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Old 17 October 2012, 20:45
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We are not MEN we do not get you. Most women never realize that men are pretty easy to get along with if you follow five basic steps.
1. Feed Them
2. Allow them their weird guy time that they need with their guy friends.
3. Make sure that they have clean clothes, clean house
4. Allow them do have their weekly allotment of sports, hunting or fishing.
5. GIVE THEM LOTS AND LOTS of SEX

Pretty Basic like taking care of a pet.

You should be commended. Most women never figure those simple rules out. I went through two wives and countless girlfriends before I found one who gets it...

The problem with women is, y'all assume we're more complicated than we really are...
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Old 17 October 2012, 20:49
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Thank You. I might not be the opinion you want. I of course have been out a long time. But I have a niece on active duty in the Corps and a niece at the acadmey. The Marine Corps has changed quite a bit since I was in. I am still friends with a couple of females I went to boot camp with who are now Senior Staff NCO's. And my brother just retired in June after 26 years.

And of course I was a dependent for many years. So I have seen several things change. I think the Captain should be commended for saying what most of us females who have served think. Please do not get me wrong I think women have a place in the Military. But just not with a Grunt unit. I really think that males do not need any additional stress while in combat. I personally do not want someone to worry when they have a foul mouthed tirade that when you get back someone (female) was offended by your language. Men need to be MEN. We are not MEN we do not get you. Most women never realize that men are pretty easy to get along with if you follow five basic steps.
1. Feed Them
2. Allow them their weird guy time that they need with their guy friends.
3. Make sure that they have clean clothes, clean house
4. Allow them do have their weekly allotment of sports, hunting or fishing.
5. GIVE THEM LOTS AND LOTS of SEX


Pretty Basic like taking care of a pet.
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Old 17 October 2012, 20:49
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Old 17 October 2012, 20:53
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. I really think that males do not need any additional stress while in combat. I personally do not want someone to worry when they have a foul mouthed tirade that when you get back someone (female) was offended by your language. Men need to be MEN. We are not MEN we do not get you. Most women never realize that men are pretty easy to get along with if you follow five basic steps.
1. Feed Them
2. Allow them their weird guy time that they need with their guy friends.
3. Make sure that they have clean clothes, clean house
4. Allow them do have their weekly allotment of sports, hunting or fishing.
5. GIVE THEM LOTS AND LOTS of SEX

Pretty Basic like taking care of a pet.
Few women get us such perception and clarity. You may be a genius.
One correction.
Item 5 is actually Item 1.
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Old 17 October 2012, 21:00
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Thank You. I might not be the opinion you want.

Pretty Basic like taking care of a pet.
No, actually, it pretty much squares with my perspective...and probably that of most level-headed military women.

As for the last quote? That there is sigline material.
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Old 17 October 2012, 21:05
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For a truly happy man in your life- reverse the precedence of your list...
You know, being an entrepreneur, I'm always thinking about those weird outlier ideas that can be turned into a good business. And for us creative types, sometimes all it takes is a spark. Thanks for giving me a spark - I have got to come up with a life-size machine that can deliver all that sex, available 24/7.
I'd be a rich woman.
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Old 17 October 2012, 21:15
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I hope that just like OTB's presence in this thread, the idea of trying to shove women into Marine infantry units dies.

Sadly, I'm sure that neither are due to happen....
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Old 17 October 2012, 21:21
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For a truly happy man in your life- reverse the precedence of your list...
LOL! I was trying to be polite we all know 5 is really 1. But nevertheless. Anyone can do unlimited mindless sex. Rare is the woman who truly understands that although not as much fun as mindless sex the other four are just as important for a healthy happy man.
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Old 17 October 2012, 21:52
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Sadly, I'm sure that neither are due to happen....
And here all this time I've been underestimating your genius.

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LOL! I was trying to be polite we all know 5 is really 1. But nevertheless. Anyone can do unlimited mindless sex. Rare is the woman who truly understands that although not as much fun as mindless sex the other four are just as important for a healthy happy man.
Nah, GM, I have to differ with you my friend. Control the sex and you got everything else under control.
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Old 17 October 2012, 21:59
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And here all this time I've been underestimating your genius.



Nah, GM, I have to differ with you my friend. Control the sex and you got everything else under control.
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Old 17 October 2012, 22:02
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Few women get us such perception and clarity. You may be a genius.
One correction.
Item 5 is actually Item 1.
Thank you maybe an evil genius!
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Old 17 October 2012, 22:15
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Nah, GM, I have to differ with you my friend. Control the sex and you got everything else under control.
That may work on men that aren't...well, men. Try that with me and I'll DX your ass and find the next one that "gets it".
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Old 17 October 2012, 23:02
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someone aint making Major of Marines. Just sayin'
I think she will have a very good chance a getting promoted because of her stand on the issue . The current admin is about to get fired and that will cause alot of changes in the current social liberal agenda that has been shoved down the U.S. militaries throat the last three and a half years.
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Old 17 October 2012, 23:04
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That may work on men that aren't...well, men. Try that with me and I'll DX your ass and find the next one that "gets it".
Ding, ding ding...

I'd rather give myself hand jibbers than deal with some broad who uses sex as a method of control.
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Old 17 October 2012, 23:16
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Ding, ding ding...

I'd rather give myself hand jibbers than deal with some broad who uses sex as a method of control.
So we are clear. Sex is not a weapon. Sex should be enjoyed and not be confused with intimacy. After 30 years of dating I consider myself a very lucky woman who has the opportunity to date, live with and even my ex-husband love some pretty terrific men. My marriage failing was as much my fault as my husbands. We both made a horrible judgement call in getting married young. I am the Eternal Optimist about love and marriage it is never to late and being bitter is bad for the soul.
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Old 17 October 2012, 23:30
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How in the hell did this thread go from women in the Infantry to stories of relationshits, sex as a weapon and sexbots?
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Old 17 October 2012, 23:37
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How in the hell did this thread go from women in the Infantry to stories of relationshits, sex as a weapon and sexbots?
Nobody knows, shit just happens.
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I think she will have a very good chance a getting promoted because of her stand on the issue . The current admin is about to get fired and that will cause alot of changes in the current social liberal agenda that has been shoved down the U.S. militaries throat the last three and a half years.
Lord, hear our prayer . . .
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Old 17 October 2012, 23:39
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How in the hell did this thread go from women in the Infantry to stories of relationshits, sex as a weapon and sexbots?
This thread went from discussing a train wreck experiment, to its very own train wreck.
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