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Old 29 October 2018, 21:39
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OK. Here's the TRUTH about a successful marriage. The spouse must worship the penis.

Can you define precisely what that last sentence means?
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Old 30 October 2018, 06:53
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27 years this past Friday.

I have no secrets other than "Happy wife, happy life"
I finally convinced HH6 that it's actually "Happy spouse, happy house".
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Old 30 October 2018, 08:50
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Can you define precisely what that last sentence means?
Be right back....going to get some popcorn. This should be good.....
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Old 3 November 2018, 04:50
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Some good old advice from Redd Foxx about relationships.

https://youtu.be/uldt6Y-CE3s
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