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Old 15 November 2017, 16:24
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Ive asked/paid for an extra 15 minutes or half hour, but anyone paying for a 3 hour massage is definitely looking for something more than a free bottle of water at the end. Then this shitbag made the woman go home pantsless? So much for being a southern gentleman.

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Old 15 November 2017, 16:45
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Just out of curiosity:

How many female SOCNET'ers would be OK with your husband getting a 1000 pm in-room private massage while he is away on a business trip?
...a massage that was supposed to last until after 1:00 AM ??

How many SOCNET men are married to woman who would be 100 % good to go with having a massage in your hotel room at 1030 at night while you are away on business?
What if you told her the massage therapist was a gal that would be staying for three hours?

A three hour massage from 1030 until well after midnight?
...hell the passengers and crew of the SS Minnow can tell you how bad an idea it is to plan on a three hour pleasure cruise - nothing good is going to come from it.

I'd bet the story would be a lot easier to talk your way out of if you just said you got knee-walking-drunk and ended up banging a waitress from the hotel restaurant.

...unless you won a prize for being noble
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Old 15 November 2017, 16:50
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That dog's not gonna hunt at my house.
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Old 15 November 2017, 17:02
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Same here...
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Old 15 November 2017, 17:02
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Yeah, my wife would bust our her grinding wheel and sharpen her sickle.
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Old 15 November 2017, 17:09
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What? Your wives ain't cool with y'all dicking bimbos, er, I mean "receiving massages" in hotel rooms while she's away?? Get with the times man, It's like the current year.

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Old 15 November 2017, 17:17
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That dog's not gonna hunt at my house.
My wife would beat me like a bastard...
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Old 15 November 2017, 17:23
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Mine did tell me to go find some if I wanted to act like a porn star.... I have an out... but I know it would hurt her, so, I won't.
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Old 15 November 2017, 17:32
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Old 15 November 2017, 18:02
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^^^ I'd say "foolish mistake" but HH6 over here goes to a particular week-long pistol and carbine course every other year. She doesn't fuck around, so I'd say "That damn dog sure as hell don't hunt."
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Old 15 November 2017, 18:31
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So I was in TC's course for WPPS a long time ago with a former Secret Service agent (total degenerate- hilarious guy, but got bounced from the course for sexually harassing literally EVERY member of the hotel staff) Among his funny and amazing stories about Clinton and Bush, whose details he was on, was the information that Tipper Gore was being schtupped for a long time by the head of her detail. I always thought this was the reason for the divorce.

I find his information to be reliable- as he told me that Clinton banged Elizabeth Hurley a full 8 or so years before it came out in the media.
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Old 15 November 2017, 19:41
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Was he like this guy?

Exclusive: Former Joe Biden Secret Service Agent: We Had to Protect Women From Him, ‘Weinstein Level Stuff’

Seriously, Biden is fucking creepy as fuck. This girl's level of discomfort is palpable....I seriously do not get how you let your kid around that friggin pedo.
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Old 15 November 2017, 19:59
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Was he like this guy?

Exclusive: Former Joe Biden Secret Service Agent: We Had to Protect Women From Him, ‘Weinstein Level Stuff’

Seriously, Biden is fucking creepy as fuck. This girl's level of discomfort is palpable....I seriously do not get how you let your kid around that friggin pedo.
Watched the videos.

Grabs arm/arms, leans in and sniffs hair... And says who knows what into the ear.

Yeah fuck that guy. Going to take a shower to try to wash that shit off.
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Old 15 November 2017, 20:02
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That dog's not gonna hunt at my house.
Yup. Hunt and kill at mine.
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Old 15 November 2017, 20:09
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Yeah, any story that starts with me getting a 3 hour hotel room massage while in a strange town at 10pm is not going to have the proverbial happy ending at my house.

Nothing about that briefs well.
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Old 15 November 2017, 20:09
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Wow, look at the reactions from people around him. He is a freaking creep! The sad thing is that everyone knows it.
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Old 15 November 2017, 20:10
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Watched the videos.

Grabs arm/arms, leans in and sniffs hair... And says who knows what into the ear.

Yeah fuck that guy. Going to take a shower to try to wash that shit off.
It looked to me like he was going to kiss her on the head and she pulled away. Fucking weirdo.
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Old 15 November 2017, 20:20
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That dog's not gonna hunt at my house.
That's a big nope here too.
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Old 15 November 2017, 20:22
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Wow, look at the reactions from people around him. He is a freaking creep! The sad thing is that everyone knows it.
And does nothing.
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Old 15 November 2017, 20:36
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...........Plus, I taught her to shoot.
Best advice on relationships I ever got:

1. Don't go out with a chick you can't bench press.

2. Don't go out with a chick who can bench press you.

3. If you teach her to shoot she will ultimately end up shooting at you
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