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Old 18 August 2019, 17:14
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I'm with all you WAHL dudes. I'm so proficient now I don't even need a mirror. Of course, I haven't had a date in 20 years either!
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Old 18 August 2019, 20:00
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I'm with all you WAHL dudes. I'm so proficient now I don't even need a mirror. Of course, I haven't had a date in 20 years either!
Well...Brother. I hate to point out the obvious--20 years without a wiff, maybe you outa change that shit up. WAHL or no WAHL
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Old 18 August 2019, 21:01
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Well...Brother. I hate to point out the obvious--20 years without a wiff, maybe you outa change that shit up. WAHL or no WAHL
I'm trying to be like a virgin!
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Old 18 August 2019, 22:41
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I've just done the head to toe Wahl thing.

That's a mental image I could do without, but now I have The Troggs' Wild Thing looping in my head with the unwanted mental image in tow.
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Old 19 August 2019, 05:54
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I'm trying to be like a virgin!
Well, you're killing it.
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Old 19 August 2019, 06:49
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Old 6 September 2019, 19:52
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How would a midget do a Mozambique drill?
2 to the pelvic girdle one to the head?
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Old 18 September 2019, 08:18
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If you order a chicken and an egg from Amazon, which will arrive first?
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Old 18 September 2019, 08:50
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If the Amazon is on fire, and you order a chicken and an egg, in what condition do they arrive.

Thanks firstshirt, I'm going to have to ponder that all day:)
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Old 18 September 2019, 10:26
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Old 18 September 2019, 12:34
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If you order a chicken and an egg from Amazon, which will arrive first?
What do you mean--an African or European chicken?
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Old 18 September 2019, 13:54
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Old 18 September 2019, 16:05
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What do you mean--an African or European chicken?
Laden, or unladen?
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Old 18 September 2019, 16:09
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Are there Taco Bells in Mexico?
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Old 18 September 2019, 17:04
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Are there Taco Bells in Mexico?
And if there is, do they serve Mexican food or just food?
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Old 18 September 2019, 22:52
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And if there is, do they serve Mexican food or just food?
Since Taco Bell isn't real Mexican food (according to every single person here from Mexico), would the squirts you get from eating Taco Bell in Mexico count as Montezuma's Revenge or just plain diarrhea?
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Since Taco Bell isn't real Mexican food (according to every single person here from Mexico), would the squirts you get from eating Taco Bell in Mexico count as Montezuma's Revenge or just plain diarrhea?
that would depend on whether they were burning squirts or not.
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that would depend on whether they were burning squirts or not.
Hahahaha!
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