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Old 12 August 2020, 07:59
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Old 12 August 2020, 12:47
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Old 12 August 2020, 13:57
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Old 12 August 2020, 15:36
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Old 12 August 2020, 19:53
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When you know you have a long flight ahead of you and you’re just hoping the alcohol will knock you out long enough to bear the lack of legroom.
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Old 12 August 2020, 19:57
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When you know you have a long flight ahead of you and you’re just hoping the alcohol will knock you out long enough to bear the lack of legroom.
The only way to fly. I think the toddler up front is cutting teef. May want some of that brown likker? It was a common remedy in my day.
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Old 12 August 2020, 20:37
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When you know you have a long flight ahead of you and you’re just hoping the alcohol will knock you out long enough to bear the lack of legroom.
I would be in the bathroom every five minutes the entire flight, and would get zero sleep.
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Old 12 August 2020, 21:37
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The only way to fly. I think the toddler up front is cutting teef. May want some of that brown likker? It was a common remedy in my day.
I remember that well. Had a female with a baby an it was cutting teeth. Being a dad, an had gone thru that. We talked an later she asked if I would hold the baby as she had to go to the restroom.
While she was gone I got the Flite attend to bring be some of that brown stuff as you call it. When she got back I gave it to an told her to put a little on her finger an rub the Baby's gums. It was her first kid an I don't think anyone every told her it will help.
It sure helped. I looked at her later an she had opened the bottle again. At that point I said that is enough! She look at me an smiled an stated this one is for me, took a swig put the cap back on. I took the bottle back. She asked if I would hold the baby's for a little bit. A few min later I look at her an she was sound a sleep. I held the baby untill we were about to land.

Getting off the plane is that your my wife? I just said no just helping a MOM out. An let it go at that.

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Old 13 August 2020, 17:38
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Smelly Socks & Shoes lettings them air out as he fly's across The U.S.A. AN He wears to keep from smelling them
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