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Old 3 April 2010, 14:24
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This is the funniest thing I've seen in a loooooong time. I bet he gets re-elected. Never vote for an incumbent.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/wash...son-guam-.html

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Old 3 April 2010, 14:30
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There needs to be an exam administered before anyone can serve in Congress. And then to serve on a certain committee you should have to pass a test on that subject so you at least understand the basics. i.e. energy committee members should understand the basics about energy, same with finance, military, etc.
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Old 3 April 2010, 14:41
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The guy sounds like he is stoned out of his fucking mind...

Where's Trump when you need him?

"Your fired."
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Old 3 April 2010, 14:51
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Should be some sort of commendation for the Admiral for not just laughing out loud and shouting WTF.. It appears the Admiral was trying to keep his composure while he was responding. Awesome.
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Old 3 April 2010, 14:53
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He sounds like a fucking crackhead. Equally as deplorable as a Representative as the dumb fucking C*NT that he replaced.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRGlBMN_SjI
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Old 3 April 2010, 15:15
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The Admiral should have been like "Excuse me sir, you don't seem well- can I call you an Ambalamps?"
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Old 3 April 2010, 15:22
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The Admiral should have been like "Excuse me sir, you don't seem well- can I call you an Ambalamps?"
LMAO

Reminds me of the clip from that veteran beating the shit out of the racist black guy on the bus.

Check out 2:55

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8oHo6nQE0
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Old 3 April 2010, 15:25
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Wow...that's a SPECIAL level of stupidity, reserved for only the most enlightened of liberal idiots!

I can only imagine what he was thinking, "Well, the cameras are on, my constituents are watching, I'd better "earn" my paycheck by asking a question...."

Holy waste of brain cells Batman!!! This is the douchebag that replaced McKinney?
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Old 3 April 2010, 15:47
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Excuse me Mr. Johnson, you're needed in the urinalysis office, thanks.
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Old 3 April 2010, 15:55
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I just asked my son, who's 8 on Monday, "if you put too many people on an island, will it tip over?"

"NO, that's stupid!"

"Congratulations son, you're smarter than a US Congressman!"
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Old 3 April 2010, 16:17
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Johnsons idiocy was not just limited to that particular hearing. It is just mind boggling that someone with this level of incompetence is able to hold the position. Here is his response to Joe Wilson's "You lie" comment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVztBHEuGe8
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Old 3 April 2010, 16:19
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Old 3 April 2010, 16:35
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Let's get Scott Taylor in there!
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Old 3 April 2010, 17:06
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I LOVE the notion of an IQ test to run for office. May ethics screenings would do, too...
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Old 3 April 2010, 17:34
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Notice the similarities ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCUre...eature=related
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Old 3 April 2010, 18:34
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LMAO

Reminds me of the clip from that veteran beating the shit out of the racist black guy on the bus.

Check out 2:55
That's precisely what I was making reference to...
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Wow.

Just...wow.

I can understand the General not laughing. It had to be tough to maintain his composure but all things equal he IS testifying in front of Congress and it's not something to take lightly.

What I can't understand is why every other swinging dick in that room didn't just erupt in laughter.
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Old 3 April 2010, 23:54
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Wow.

Just...wow...

What I can't understand is why every other swinging dick in that room didn't just erupt in laughter.
Kind of like I am right now while watching that video? Holy dogshit. In the most sincere and honest way, WTF? That man is clearly on drugs or otherwise mentally compromised.
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