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Old 21 November 2017, 11:42
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This is pure and simple resistance. Folks fight and claw their way into the cockpit of a flying fighting machine like this to kill the enemy and sooth their fragile ego's. Then they are forced to deal with hormone and lactation schedules because its makes the Navy stronger.
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Old 21 November 2017, 12:24
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After spending 20 years in Naval Aviation I am not surprised, nor am I outraged. I've seen way more money/gas spent on lesser feats.
Or we get to the end of the fiscal year and load the hornets triple bubble (3 external tanks) so they can dump all the fuel allowance left over so they can get the same amount next year. We spent 4 days dumping gas after being told all year there wasn't enough money to fly to maintain readiness....

Ah, the good Ole 90s budget cuts.

This Sky Dick is nothing and I hope the pilot doesn't get in trouble.
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Old 21 November 2017, 23:35
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Now I have the song "Sky Penis" to the tune of "Sky Pilot" stuck in my head.
Curse you....now I have the same song stuck in my head
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Old 21 November 2017, 23:39
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This Sky Dick is nothing and I hope the pilot doesn't get in trouble.
Unfortunately a woman was grabbed on the ass by a congressman 20 years ago so they are screwed now!

They should have done a sky vagina. Most people would not even have recognized it!
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Old 22 November 2017, 00:12
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The FA-18 first went into service back in 1974...
...the penis pilots are most likely in their late 20's

So to sum things up: A 28 year old flyer wrapped their hand around the stick of a 44 year old fighter - next thing you know the 44 year old fighter was emitting a thick white trail visible for miles

This just seems fucked up on so many different levels.
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Old 22 November 2017, 01:21
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They could have least drawn a circumcised penis.
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Old 22 November 2017, 01:27
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They could have least drawn a circumcised penis.
Too much detail. Would've required an Air Force pilot!
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Old 22 November 2017, 09:50
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Too much detail. Would've required an Air Force pilot!
After Miley-Gate a few years back Im not too sure anyone is willing to push the phallic envelope in the USAF..
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Old 22 November 2017, 10:39
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Not to be outdone....
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Old 22 November 2017, 10:41
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Not to be outdone....
Nice pic.
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Old 22 November 2017, 14:50
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I thought it was awesome and people who are upset need to get a life. Sure it was juvenile...but not offensive. And for people who were "concerned" about what to tell their kids...really? Just say, um...looks like a Penis...or just shrug and and feign ignorance.

It seems penis graffiti is universal...I have a pix I took in Iraq of a p. drawing on a wall...along with Arabic writing next to it.

Meanwhile, women dress up as Vaginas and run down the street, and its perfectly ok.
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Old 22 November 2017, 14:52
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Meanwhile, women dress up as Vaginas and run down the street, and its perfectly ok.
my thought exactly
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Old 22 November 2017, 18:03
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I wonder if it would make any difference if the pilots were female?
By subject of conversation, possibly. Otherwise, I wouldn't bank on it.
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Old 22 November 2017, 19:20
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The Marine Corps refuses to be outdone. Operation Turgid Fury is now in the preliminary planning stages...
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Old 29 November 2017, 18:17
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Not to be outdone....
LMAO! I'd love to share it here at work, but man, wouldn't want to lose my job because someone got offended.
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Old 30 November 2017, 20:44
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Just in time for Christmas.

The EA18 Growler Wooden Christmas tree ornament.
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Old 30 November 2017, 21:00
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Is that a taint below the balls?
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Sorry, I still think this whole Sky Penis thing is funny....
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The transcript (allegedly) of the pilots conversation about drawing the sky penis has been released. This is golden... "Balls are going to be a little lopsided"

https://taskandpurpose.com/navy-sky-dong-investigation
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