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Old 6 December 2018, 15:54
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Some of you guys at wayyy to picky.

Can see a bunch or privates in the Marines or Army now ... "critize Megan Fox's thumbs as being nasty - but then goes out and marries 300 pound Dependapotamus"
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Old 6 December 2018, 15:57
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Two words, KidA: Oven mitts.
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Old 6 December 2018, 17:45
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Two words, KidA: Oven mitts.
I could see those hammer thumbs through two sets of oven mitts.

The worst thing is they're hereditary, which means someone else saw hammer thumbs and still mated with it.
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Old 6 December 2018, 18:51
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I'm pretty sure I could get past that.
don't get me wrong, as can I.
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Old 6 December 2018, 21:51
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"The worst thing is they're hereditary" - dominant or recessive ?

I might could offer up my services to try and erase it out of the blood line:)
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Old 6 December 2018, 22:01
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I could see those hammer thumbs through two sets of oven mitts.
The hammer thumbs are just a warning sign. Nobody's prepared for the shock of hammer labia. Have fun with the mental image, KidA!
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Old 6 December 2018, 22:17
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So is it the appearance of the hands that freaks you guys out or what she can do with those hands on a dark and lonely night...?
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Old 6 December 2018, 22:39
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Well, seeing how I’ve been out of the gene pool for a couple decades now... I’ll take her off Kid’s hands and not pass on more offensive thumbs to the next generation.

Or at least give her a weekend tryout.
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Old 10 December 2018, 05:01
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The hammer thumbs are just a warning sign. Nobody's prepared for the shock of hammer labia. Have fun with the mental image, KidA!

Dude. I already canít sleep and now this is in my brain. Fuck.

I love this place.
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Old 10 December 2018, 18:14
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So is it the appearance of the hands that freaks you guys out or what she can do with those hands on a dark and lonely night...?
I've been wondering for a while if it's the appearance that scares a supposedly grown man, (debatable considering his fascination with toy scooters), or the use of those thumbs without lube in a "dark passage"...

Just man up mate!
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Old 10 December 2018, 18:39
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I've been wondering for a while if it's the appearance that scares a supposedly grown man, (debatable considering his fascination with toy scooters), or the use of those thumbs without lube in a "dark passage"...

Just man up mate!
Ainít scared.

Thereís just too many smoking hot chicks who arenít deformed.

She has a toe on her chin and isnít that hot to begin with
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Old 10 December 2018, 18:44
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Ainít scared.

Thereís just too many smoking hot chicks who arenít deformed.

She has a toe on her chin and isnít that hot to begin with
Just Christ, just have her make a fist, insert ole Russell the Love Muscle. Thumb does the gripping and everything else just seems to fall in place.
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Old 10 December 2018, 20:37
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Ainít scared.

Thereís just too many smoking hot chicks who arenít deformed.

She has a toe on her chin and isnít that hot to begin with
I just saw your pic, that's what some around here would call a butt-plug thumb...
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Old 10 December 2018, 22:12
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Ain’t scared.

... and isn’t that hot to begin with
I would like to submit the following as contrary evidence to that ridiculous statement:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

Thumbs? What thumbs?

(potentially NSFW)
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Old 10 December 2018, 22:17
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I'd split that like dry pine. Ya'll are killing me. I don't care if her thumb looks like Hillary's ankle.
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Old 10 December 2018, 22:19
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I'm surprised you didn't hone in on the photo caption calling her "a victim of online criticism" about her fucked up thumbs...it was subtle but that's how they control mass thinking.

There's a girl in the office here who has them, on both thumbs. I never noticed because she's shaped like a potato so I'd have no interest but one day she sat next to me in a meeting and...well I still can't remember what that meeting was because I was so skeeved out yet focused on those thumbs, and hers aren't like ball peen hammer thumbs, but 10 lb sledge hammer thumbs.
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Ain’t scared.

There’s just too many smoking hot chicks who aren’t deformed.

She has a toe on her chin and isn’t that hot to begin with

Your obsession with fat chics and the implements they may or may not place in your hinie along with your disdain for hot chics is both deeply disturbing, yet not unanticipated.

Seek professional help before Sharky starts to stalk you in his assless chaps.
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