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Old 25 January 2020, 03:52
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Massachusetts serial pooper arrested after police catch her defecating in parking lot: reports

https://www.foxnews.com/us/massachus...ng-lot-reports

8 counts. Makes you a serial pooper. I guess it varies State to State? Counselors?

No such kinda crime in San Francisco I hear.

Love the mug shot! That cop is going to get promoted to Detective.
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Old 25 January 2020, 05:58
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Where on God’s green earth do you find this shit?

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Old 25 January 2020, 07:29
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8 turds? That's one night of phantom shitters on an average MEU.

And she got a really bad mug shot. The photog could have at least waited until she stopped crying.
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Old 25 January 2020, 10:32
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8 turds? That's one night of phantom shitters on an average MEU.

And she got a really bad mug shot. The photog could have at least waited until she stopped crying.
No. 8 known occasions.
Gives the rest of us IBS suffers s bad rap. You can't count turds with IBS. Well, it's difficult.
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Old 25 January 2020, 12:34
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I guess that means it's like shitting peeled seedless grapes, but really really fast with a nasty chaser liquid?
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Old 25 January 2020, 14:40
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I guess that means it's like shitting peeled seedless grapes, but really really fast with a nasty chaser liquid?
Yep.
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Old 25 January 2020, 14:52
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Like a covey of quail flying out your ass.
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Old 25 January 2020, 17:24
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Where on Godís green earth do you find this shit?
In the parking lot, obviously. That was the whole problem.

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Old 25 January 2020, 18:41
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Where else are you meant to park your shit?
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Old 25 January 2020, 18:44
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Where else are you meant to park your shit?
Cute.
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Old 25 January 2020, 18:58
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Where else are you meant to park your shit?
Apparently anywhere...providing you're full of shit. Which she is, or rather, was. Case of the phantom shitter...Columbo closed.
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In the parking lot, obviously. That was the whole problem.

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