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Old 20 September 2017, 19:29
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CBS Local — If you had plans for the weekend, a Christian numerologist says you won’t get to them because the world is about to end.

David Meade, a self-proclaimed “researcher,” is predicting that a series of apocalyptic events will begin on Sept. 23 and, “a major part of the world will not be the same.”
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Old 20 September 2017, 21:16
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"Christian" numerologist, huh? Jesus Christ specifically says nobody knows the time of the end, which will come like a thief in the night. Specifically I recall a verse where He says "only the Father knows."

But, yeah, whatever. You do you Mr. Numerologist.
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Old 20 September 2017, 21:26
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Looks like I picked a bad week to quit amphetemines.
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Old 20 September 2017, 22:50
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Yea. I saw a special about this on TV about a week ago. All the stars aline perfectly. Niburu will pass by earth undetected showering us with its asteroid trail. Causing massive earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. Possibly spinning Earth out of its orbit.

If you hear trumpets the 23rd you may be fucked.

Break out your old Y2K & Mayan Apocalypse rations folks.
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Old 20 September 2017, 22:55
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Looks like I picked a bad week to quit amphetemines.
Haha freakin ha ! Just had to man......
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v46plhmxXU4
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Y2KY, so you can put 4 digits where you had 2.

Old joke from Y2K.
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Old 20 September 2017, 23:06
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Y2KY, so you can put 4 digits where you had 2.

Old joke from Y2K.
I did not hear that back then but am LMFAO now.
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Old 21 September 2017, 07:49
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This is great news, now I won't have to worry about watching the Jaguars suck in London.
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Old 21 September 2017, 12:05
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I watched that tv show last weekend, I do not belive it will happen but interesting. I also watch ancient aliens but have not seen any.
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Old 21 September 2017, 12:21
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from his website

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Planet X has high mass and a high level of magnetism. It disrupts the surface of any planet it passes. 7 years prior to its passage, its electromagnetic influence changes the core of the earth, and triggers major weather changes, seismic activity and volcanic eruptions. Unexplained sinkholes and bizarre weather accompany its return. So called “global warming” is a cover story. The earth is heating up from the core outward because of the approach of Planet X
There was another guy a couple of years ago who also proclaimed the end-times. I think it was in 2015.
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Old 21 September 2017, 16:29
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CBS Local — If you had plans for the weekend, a Christian numerologist says you won’t get to them because the world is about to end.

David Meade, a self-proclaimed “researcher,” is predicting that a series of apocalyptic events will begin on Sept. 23 and, “a major part of the world will not be the same.”
Aw, damn. I just sent out all the bills yesterday, too. Coulda saved all that scratch for a big ol' beer bash & catfish fry while watching the fireworks start.

I grew up in rural NC. Every couple years or so some unhinged, pulpit-thumping cuckoo* would come up with an idiotic formula to predict the start of Armageddon. It often coincided with a sermon or two about giving up money for the church.

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*Most of the local ministry were good folk. But we sure had some real crackpot in there too.
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Old 21 September 2017, 17:14
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wrong thread -
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This guy is local.
His cult/church owns a ton of real estate in Lake City. They used to be called the End Timers, then Meade Ministries, now MountainTop Ministries.
Followers drive cadillacs, don't believe in education...it's a pretty cool psuedo christian cult other than the whole letting children die because jesus should cure them belief.

I'm not sure why they aren't all selling assets and properties. I'm always looking for fire sales...guess it isn't that much of a sure thing.

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/199...s-smith-drives
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This guy is local.
His cult/church owns a ton of real estate in Lake City. They used to be called the End Timers, then Meade Ministries, now MountainTop Ministries.
Followers drive cadillacs, don't believe in education...it's a pretty cool psuedo christian cult other than the whole letting children die because jesus should cure them belief.

I'm not sure why they aren't all selling assets and properties. I'm always looking for fire sales...guess it isn't that much of a sure thing.

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/199...s-smith-drives
Is Charles Meade from this link the same guy as David Meade who is quoted in the OP?
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CBS Local — If you had plans for the weekend, a Christian numerologist says you won’t get to them because the world is about to end...
Looks like he "forgot to carry" somewhere in one of his cackylations. Doomsday has been postponed.

Vandy must suffer today after all. Roll Tide...
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Old 23 September 2017, 15:26
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I watched that tv show last weekend, I do not belive it will happen but interesting. I also watch ancient aliens but have not seen any.
Go to Roswell N.M. there are a lot of them there
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Apparently it's been postponed to October 21st now.
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Based on CNN coverage I thought the world already ended somewhere between last November 8 and January 22.
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