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Old 20 September 2019, 08:37
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Mickey Mouse is talking to his lawyer

So Mickey Mouse is talking to his lawyer and his lawyer says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've checked all the laws, rule books and previous court rulings, and I'm telling you - you can't divorce Minnie just on the grounds that she is incredibly silly!"








Mickey replies "I didn't say she's incredibly silly, I said she's fucking Goofy"


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Old 21 September 2019, 01:51
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