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Old 28 May 2019, 20:38
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Somebody had way too much to drink and was crawling behind his truck, again. But at least he didn’t bump his leg.
That was the front end and it was the winch.
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Old 28 May 2019, 21:10
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That was the front end and it was the winch.
Let me fix this for you.
“I hit my shin on the wench’s chin in the front of my truck when she was serving me.” 1RiserSlip

(Wench: A voluptuous maiden who serves thirsty gentlemen with beverages of an alcoholic nature.)
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Old 28 May 2019, 21:15
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He's probably never frequented establishments that feature spiritous liquors or have women of loose morals.
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Old 28 May 2019, 21:51
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The shame, the shame. Do you suppose it is too late for him?
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Old 28 May 2019, 22:03
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I learned a long time ago NOT to have coffee or food in my mouth, while reading certain section of the site
It was very early in the morning and the fog hadn't cleared from between my ears.
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Old 28 May 2019, 22:12
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One of us is doing something wrong. A knee I get, how in the fuck do you hit your chin on a tow ball?
What? You never heard of a ballchinian?
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Old 28 May 2019, 22:43
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What? You never heard of a ballchinian?
NOPE did not work
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Old 28 May 2019, 23:19
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NOPE did not work
You really don't want it to (it worked for me ).
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Old 28 May 2019, 23:46
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Not 1...but 2. Chin/tow ball related incidents over the weekend. I need tow ball feelers I reckon.
...and I ain't got no goddamn foot tattoos you fucker. I had to clear the fetid bong water out of my eyes when I got that text. I almost hit my chin on the fire pit when I went back into the house. Bastard.

PS

Fetid means stinky water, figured I save you the trouble of looking it up.
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Old 28 May 2019, 23:52
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I'm sitting in the car waiting for my colonoscopy, so I can't laugh too hard for fear I'll shart myself, but if I could, I'd be laughing out loud.
Gives a whole new meaning to: I literally shit myself laughing--the irony.
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Old 29 May 2019, 10:53
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What? You never heard of a ballchinian?
Did someone summon a voodoo priest?
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Old 29 May 2019, 11:19
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What? You never heard of a ballchinian?
The gag reel is even better....a "nutsackian" and a "neckscrotian"....LOL

Watch it here....near the beginning.
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Old 29 May 2019, 11:48
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I need tow ball feelers I reckon.
I think what 1RS meant to type was

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I need two ball feelers, I reckon.
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Old 29 May 2019, 18:32
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This has to be the best thing on this forum for the last several days.

I'm just dying imaging Top rolling on the floor holding his chin!

I needed that laugh.

Thanks, Top!
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Old 29 May 2019, 18:40
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1st Bat.....sigh...,
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Old 30 May 2019, 04:59
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I hope your tibia feels better Top.
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Old 30 May 2019, 11:45
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I hope your tibia feels better Top.
Don't get him started again, he'll think that's where Mt. Everest is located.
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Old 30 May 2019, 14:30
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This has to be the best thing on this forum for the last several days.

I'm just dying imaging Top rolling on the floor holding his chin!

I needed that laugh.

Thanks, Top!

He was rolling on the floor looking for his Teeth
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Old 30 May 2019, 19:15
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HATE THIS...

I will assist any successful SOCNET Bidder moving this awesome item...

https://www.lsoauctions.com/details....num=1074515131

Hawkdrvr... even to Alaska!!!
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Old 30 May 2019, 22:02
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HATE THIS...

I will assist any successful SOCNET Bidder moving this awesome item...

https://www.lsoauctions.com/details....num=1074515131

Hawkdrvr... even to Alaska!!!
I'm not bidding on shit without the base.
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