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Old 28 March 2012, 19:41
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I'd surround my property (new) with a 12 ft deep and 16 ft. wide trench of burning oil and skunk shit.
Nice. You've certainly inspired me not to visit

It really is an incredible ammount of money. You'd be instantly richer than Lady Gaga, LeBron James, and pretty much every other celebrity you can think of.
All joking aside, my family and close friends would never want for anything. I don't enjoy drinking alone now...multiply that 476,000,000x's
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Old 28 March 2012, 20:02
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You "Invest" a million dollars.

475 Million? You blow on strippers and fast things.

Shit I'd buy my own de militarized F-16 and then pull the ejector seat over the desert just to see what the fuck it felt like.
Really? At what speed?
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Old 28 March 2012, 20:43
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I'd immediately get to work building my underground lair, and when it was finished I'd hang a wall sized map of the world, and begin my conquest of the planet.

And when I got bored with that, I'd head to Aruba for a couple of weeks.
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Old 28 March 2012, 20:46
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Really? At what speed?
Any speed. I'd have enough left over I could be made into the $400,000,000 Man. Screw that $6 Million Dollar man weak sauce shit.
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Old 28 March 2012, 21:01
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Any speed. I'd have enough left over I could be made into the $400,000,000 Man. Screw that $6 Million Dollar man weak sauce shit.
Now that's funny...I don't care who you are, that's frickin funny!
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Old 28 March 2012, 21:02
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We're going to take up a large collection at work tomorrow and buy a few numbers.

If I win?

A hunting lodge somewhere in the hills of Southern Germany complete with micro-brewery in basement.

A large ranch in Arizon with a nice range and an arsenal with all of my favorite weapons.

Some vintage motorcycles.

Some private strippers and maseuers.
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Old 28 March 2012, 21:28
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1. Get everything on my soon to be massively expanded "To Buy List".

2. Setting up friends and family members children with college funds.

3. Moving back to Boston since I would be able to afford it without cringing.
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Old 28 March 2012, 21:34
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Diane and I just purchased our tickets - the printout says the payout is now $500 Million!
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Old 28 March 2012, 21:42
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Tell people who direct me to this thread:

http://www.socnet.com/showthread.php?t=108872

Where it's already being discussed to kiss my ass because I'm a multi-millionaire
LMAO I will talk it over with Massgrunt, but I think you just got a free week at my Man-Camp for that post.
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Old 28 March 2012, 22:15
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Diane and I just purchased our tickets - the printout says the payout is now $500 Million!
At $500 Mil, I'd make Eric Prince and his private rmy in the middle east look like match stick men. All SOCNETERs would be on pay roll and ready to roll over any country I so desire! I think I'll start with Iran.

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Old 28 March 2012, 22:47
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At $500 Mil, I'd make Eric Prince and his private rmy in the middle east look like match stick men. All SOCNETERs would be on pay roll and ready to roll over any country I so desire! I think I'll start with Iran.
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Old 28 March 2012, 23:39
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Hire Mario Andretti to teach me to be a beter driver!

Hire Paula Abdul to teach me to be a beter dancer!

Hire Neil Peart to teach me to play the drums!

Hire Johann to teach me to fly!

Hire Gunslinger to teach me to shoot!

Hire KidA to teach me to meet young bi chicks!

Probably waste the rest of the money!
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Old 28 March 2012, 23:42
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Here is a story about how to do just that - dude pissed away 114 MILLION in 4 years!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2005Jan25.html
Only $114,000,000? I thought he won more.

As for me, I'd immediately go to work and tell my boss to fuck himself sideways. Then I'd give a hundred grand to every employee except him.

After that I buy a private jumbo jet and go on a huge spree buying real estate in a multitude of countries, plus a private island or two.

Then I dunno what I'd do.

Half a billion dollars is a fucking lot of money.

Edit: Fuck. I just realized I can't play because Florida doesn't have Mega Millions. Fucking bullshit.
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Old 29 March 2012, 01:51
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Some private strippers and maseuers.
Masseurs are male. Friggin Rangers.

I'd buy up whatever parts of New Hampshire aren't already owned by Massholes and turn it into a parking lot. Fuck you, we've got the Berkshires bitches.
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Old 29 March 2012, 06:52
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Oh hell yes! I actually have priced out having Steel Panther be our wedding band.
$15,000... Much cheaper than the divorce

Thats funny because I used to rock out to the 80's hair band nights on Thursday in Carlsbad when they played every week as a cover band. Then all of a sudden they became huge and dont play there anymore unfortunately.
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Old 29 March 2012, 07:18
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I'd build one of these strictly for use by me and a couple hundred of my closest friends....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyLga5LHsUs

And I would buy an ammo factory.
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Old 29 March 2012, 07:35
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...Edit: Fuck. I just realized I can't play because Florida doesn't have Mega Millions. Fucking bullshit...

Send me your ticket money, I am headed out to get tickets today. Seriously offer.

As for the thread: no i' deer...
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Old 29 March 2012, 07:40
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Just a thought. I wonder how much it would take for POTUS to throw the election?
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Old 29 March 2012, 08:04
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Ok, I'll take a stab...

I'd pay off my Godmother's house...

Make solid sum donations to City of Hope, USO, and TAPS.

Buy a fancy condo in my neighborhood and an old farm house somewhere closer to the Blue Ridge.

Do a lot of traveling. I am sure I'd buy a couple of mostly useless things for myself and my loved ones. I would definitely treat myself to a boat.

I don't think I would completely quit my job though - I like it. Of course, coming to work would never be the same knowing that I still have a jackpot in the bank .
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Old 29 March 2012, 08:43
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I would buy a yacht with jet ski launchers off both sides and a helicopter on top.

I would buy some guns and motorcycles. Then set up a range where you could ride the motorcycles and shoot the guns... at the same time.

Then I will hire some administrative assistants.

Then I am going to buy a new bird dog, and pay some green beret to shoot for me. My favorite part of hunting is the eating. I outsource finding the bird to the dog why not outsource shooting/cleaning the bird too.

Hire a SEAL to teach me to dive. And maybe how to drink properly. I always thought sailors drank a lot so they must have the technique down. If they could teach me how to drink a bud light at 100' depth I would pay extra.

And most importantly I would give half to my wife. That way she won't just take half and run. I hope.
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