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Old 13 August 2009, 01:55
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I'm not much of a fan of the Asian persuasion. Gimme my big-titted, tiny-waist'd, American barbie dolls any day. Someone just clone Jennifer Walcott or Carrie Prejean already. Geez, is that really so much to ask?
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Old 13 August 2009, 02:30
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LMAO...there's a challenge...get a segway airborne long enough for a photo to be taken, and then create the motivational poster for it!

The prize will be an all-expenses-covered trip to Greenhat's palace of love!

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Now you've done it. Prepare for incoming photos of trashed segways on the path to glory.

I can see it now. "Nice segway. You take it off any sweet jumps?"

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Have we just invented the next Xtreme Sport event?
New thread needed.......
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Old 13 August 2009, 04:24
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Old 13 August 2009, 04:51
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Old 13 August 2009, 04:53
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Old 13 August 2009, 05:02
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Chloe Vevrier, nice.
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Old 13 August 2009, 05:51
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[QUOTE=Balls;1186547[/quote]

Good thing I was leaning back in my desk chair, or I might have to get a new keyboard! As it was, the Octomom one had me spewing beer all over my t-shirt and jeans, and fortunately I swallowed before the Career Day one... http://www.socnet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Oh yeah, the cooperation and revenge ones were also good. http://www.socnet.com/images/smilies/wink.gif
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Old 13 August 2009, 05:51
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Sorry, don't know what happened with the smilies...
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Old 13 August 2009, 06:35
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^ That's not a perfect ass...



^ THAT'S a perfect ass!!!

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Old 13 August 2009, 06:56
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Not a bad camel toe either...
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Old 13 August 2009, 08:16
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^ That's not a perfect ass...



^ THAT'S a perfect ass!!!

Gotta know the source for that one. Because I would have to agree with you. That's friggin' epic right there.
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Old 13 August 2009, 08:43
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...Gotta know the source for that one. Because I would have to agree with you. That's friggin' epic right there.
Do a Google Image Search for "Keyra Augustina".
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Old 13 August 2009, 09:14
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^ THAT'S a perfect ass!!!

I don't know about that.....I've seen a better................



Well, no I haven't. That is a perfect little ass!
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Old 13 August 2009, 09:29
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take the bad with the good,lol.
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Old 13 August 2009, 09:39
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Do a Google Image Search for "Keyra Augustina".
Dangit, another supremely hot chick who's not gonna date me. The world's just full of 'em.
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Old 13 August 2009, 09:52
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Dangit, another supremely hot chick who's not gonna date me. The world's just full of 'em.
OH no, not the Steeler's Fan too? Is there no justice for you in this world? Aaaagh, the humanity!

Just kidding. Hope there's no typos here because I'm typing this blind.
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Old 13 August 2009, 10:40
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Old 13 August 2009, 10:53
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^ That's not a perfect ass...



^ THAT'S a perfect ass!!!

That is some fine ass alright. :)
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Old 13 August 2009, 12:27
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take the bad with the good,lol.
Well, now we know why there is a famine in Africa...

Honestly, who stuck the airhose up her ass and inflated her like that????
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Old 13 August 2009, 14:43
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^ That's not a perfect ass...



^ THAT'S a perfect ass!!!

Did you notice that....

well....

that is......

..... that is just a perfect ass?
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