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Old 10 December 2011, 10:04
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CUI (Cooking under the Influence)

Tell us your best CUI Recipe.

Mine is leftovers, with Refried Beans, 1 small Hapanaro pepper, onions, garlic, sweet bell peppers and beer(s).

CUI can be made with anything. Best done when the wife/GF is not home.

I also get creative as hell with a good red gravey (tomato sauce). Eggplant parm/chicken parm is on the topp of the list. A good bottle of a Red Spanish dinner wine, $4.29 per bottle (avail at your local Class 6 store) goes well with all the above also.

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Old 10 December 2011, 10:22
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Fried noodles( leftovers from the day before) with cubed salami, garlic 1 or 2 eggs mixed with a little cream, over it and lots of black groundpepper. And at least if in the fridge, parmesan cheese.
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Old 10 December 2011, 12:13
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I'll kick off the good in drunken theory recipes...

Boneless skinless chicken breast (cooked entirely in the microwave) with cream cheese on toasted potato bread.
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Old 10 December 2011, 12:18
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Chicken wings in the following sauce:
-A healthy 1/3 bottle of Italian dressing (lite if you want to watch your figure)
-1/2 bottle mesquite BBQ sauce
-1 scoop lemon iced tea mix powder

It's fantastical for the drunken buds. But I really wish my favorite CUI food wasn't chicken. My lack of patience, as well as lack of shits to give about food prep, often lead to very undercooked wings. And the problems that come with that whole mess...
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Old 10 December 2011, 13:23
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Pizza rolls in the microwave. And that's pushing the limits of my hungover culinary skills.
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Old 10 December 2011, 15:12
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Scrambled eggs, tossed in salsa, andouille sausage pieces, black beans and rice, and because they needed to be eaten I also used the rest of some bbq ribs from the night before as a kind of bacon/sausage-ish side dish once I sliced them down pretty thin. This occurred in Louisiana the day after my uncle's wedding. Crazy night beforehand.
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Old 10 December 2011, 15:19
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I put together a bit of what I called "ghetto pasta" the other night after getting home from the bar. Cook pasta shells and warm a can of tomato soup. Combine and add parmesan cheese and Siracha. I proudly told a lady friend of my genius and she looked on in abject horror....bachelor living and all.
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Old 10 December 2011, 17:41
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So this is almost cooking under the influence...

If any of you are ever back to where you're on a ramen noodle budget, you can rest easy knowing that I've been your trailblazer in this field. You see, the little college town where I went to school (Waco), the water was absolutely unbelievably terrible.

Normally this wasn't a problem, as I simply stocked up on bottled water, however that's a finite resource, and at one point I found myself hungover, with only ramen available, and no bottled water.

As luck would have it, budget prioritization being as it is for a college lad, while I had no bottled water, I did have half a bottle of Crown Royal. You can guess how the rest of this goes.

All things considered, ramen made with crown isn't as vile as you might think. Very alcoholy and chicken powdery, but it's better than trying to scarf down ramen that has vague hints of sewage and manure runoff.
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Old 10 December 2011, 17:42
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I burn red meat. I have a nice small cast iron skillet, throw some EVOO and rosemary in there, get it nice and hot, then I sear whatever red meat I have in the fridge, or stop at the 24hr supermarket on the way home. Usually it's a bacon wrapped tenderloin medallion or two. If they don't get finished, scramble some eggs next AM and problem solved. S/F....Ken M
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Old 10 December 2011, 17:46
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throw some EVOO.....
That horrible woman got to you too...
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Old 10 December 2011, 17:57
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Old 10 December 2011, 18:10
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Some awful woman on tv my wife watches. She actually says it "EVOO"
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Old 10 December 2011, 18:12
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It's probably one of the brood on Food Network. In general I like their shows but a few of the female cooks make me both irritated and hungry, bad combo...
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Old 10 December 2011, 19:21
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Well then, she got to my brother, a union plumber in Chitcago. A less pretentious bent pinky type you couldn't imagine. I personally don't watch TV, haven't for years.

It's sure good for cooking steak when you don't have open fire though. S/F.....Ken M
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Old 10 December 2011, 19:30
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Clearly you guys aren't drinking right.

I can barely get the cheese grated on the triscuits I throw in the microwave when I'm under the influence.
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Old 10 December 2011, 19:43
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That shit got old in my 20's. That crap is for the stupid hipster types and college idiots. Besides, in my AO, too drunk and you might not be able to ID the shitheads about to rob you before it's too late. No amount of drinking is worth passing up the opportunity to legally smoke some shithead. S/F....Ken M
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Old 10 December 2011, 19:49
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Fried noodles( leftovers from the day before) with cubed salami, garlic 1 or 2 eggs mixed with a little cream, over it and lots of black groundpepper. And at least if in the fridge, parmesan cheese.
That sounds terrible, unless you're trying to induce at that point then it sounds reasonable
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Old 10 December 2011, 19:53
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Maybe drunk munchies cause different cravings in Germany. I think the worst of mine involved no cooking, but I did yell at the ground for stealing my sandwich when I dropped it while yakking out some questionable hot dogs.

ETA: Sheetz sandwiches are always on the drunk munchy menu if you are out and about. Questionable hot dogs are at your own discretion.
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Old 10 December 2011, 20:38
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1. Fumble fuck the Jimmy Dean sausage package for no less than 5 minutes
2. Pan fry said sausage crumbled and partially burnt
3. Rip box of Ritz crackers, throw any that didn't hit the floor on to a plate
4. Stay hydrated by having one or two refreshing shots
5. Dump sausage and entire package of shredded cheese (because you destroyed the bag) onto Ritz crackers
6. Mix around to ensure good coverage and if available dump second bag of cheese and bacon bits and onions and anything else you feel like
7. Microwave for 1 minute (then another and probably another)

8. Enjoy your sausage cracker nachos!
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